WARNING SHOTS from Desi: Lots of DDC or Desispeak todie.
Okay a quikkie glossary because not-so-nudie MosesFoo(L?) dareth aRsEk for IT!
todie: today for some Malaysians who visit Down Under and arrivedesi at KLIA'd show they had jest visited a First World cuntry: G'die to you!
The IMMIgerasi officer retorted: Did you bring back that RM2.4mil gold-crested coffin from Gold Coast ah? The coast is now clear, gift me the balance of USD-lah! (the hoRst at allofhelen.blogspot.com Whisperring hope: take out that exclamation mark!:(
aMore: Desi came back from serenading Theels from Itali with "Come back to Sorrento"-ala-Pavorotti, though I can afford only Roti Chinai:) NOTE: Sorrento metaphorically plays he same role for NegaraKu as Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad says "There is somethin' rotten in the State of Denmark" where Danes are transplanted with Malaysians, whose brains are badder as they were less utilised. XXcept my dear ERs'.
ER: EsteemedReaders. Actually that s in ERs is reduntant but American English has colonised us cf (which is to compair) US's for the United States's... when logically it should be the United States' -- but why you want to argue with AmeriCANoes? THey are the wan-and-ONLY super-power now, mGf.
wan: rimes with ONE, hence you SEE?
mGf: myGOoDfriend The GOoD has embedded GOD in it, so you fellas, BEHAVE THYSELF.No F*** word. *** stands for owl, what were you thinking to yourself? Speak out Lout, you're still aloud and allowed, my seefoo(L) jeff Ooi! sayeth.
THREE headlines from one same newspaper sum IT all! I am not mentioning the People's Paper no amore, they don't no pay mepauper writHer for PR and PRomo, so? Thee's no such thing as a Freelunch, the last one ran off wit da Special Brunch.
Lustily, what about
Don't ask, there are a-plenty under-aged boys (I ain't worried about the gals, they are like cowbois -- Tough Nuts and Cookies! like Theels, Helen and Anak M dan Sweets:):):):))-- reading Desiderata2000, and this blardy half-past-7 half-employed Blogger wanna live till 205SE7EN-plus-11!OKAY, where was I?
Ah, "THREE headlines from one same newspaper sum IT all! I am not mentioning the People's Paper no amore, they don't no pay me pauper writHer for PR and PRomo, so? Thee's no such thing as a Freelunch, the last one ran off wit da Special Brunch."
Cancel march, urge Indian groups
Cops serve court orderon rallt organisers, warn public to stay away
How about that blardy infamous SIL braking security cordon to confront visiting US Secretary Of State Condoleesa Rice? See pic below -- if you can't see now, Visualise-lah, God Gifted Thee Unique Brain, Rite!) untilbrother Howsy or johnleemk hydeing in the USeh! rivets with that photo burried somewhere in their -- aaRGHchoo! -- archives!
FAST Update @10.41am, Msian time:
Dear John did not revert with Dear John letter, it's Kentucky Flied Fast foodie, delivered via email, johnleemk rode on top of a Blondie, 17-year-old going 21!:)
I only managed to find a picture on Jeff's blog. It's in the post now.
Thanks matey. Also to Sdr Jeff, I assume AP gifted to Desi! -- please don't follow NSTP's example of suing for Playgiarhythm. I haven't got my 20million nyet. Steal chasing moo_t...:(