W'o started a joke?

The IDES OF MARCH seemed to have arrived one month early for Desi this year.

Maybe the next Hollywood blockbustier be named Travel Into the Future...?
For the life of me, until today I steal can't comprehend why that predecessor block... was titled Back to the Future. Do you?

Irony?
Hollywood dark sense of humour?
Or Da Bard having a laff on Malaysians for many have I's, but they do not see?
otherWISE, how can you Xplain the constant ranting, raving and raised voices (defiintely no in the spirit of Valentione!): this wooden iKabinet from Pak Lah?

Yet, every General Elections come around, they cast the cross against the Daching, nthrowing the Rocket, the sun, Moon and the stars and stripes inwo the WP basket.
Oh, Malaysians suffer from Masochism, I hear one mGf whisper.
Can you turn up the volume pleAse!

I was a li'l flightened when the Ides of March rained down on KL and PJ folks for an half hour yesterday?
Fool of sound and fury -- I heard thunder claps like they are giving Malaysians a taste of what Armageddon would be like, Reality show being so hot on TV nowadays.
The steaks that flashed across the heavens gave an inkling how a man on Death Row would get his Electric Shock in Foulsome Prisin somewhere in the great USofA? This is hearsay only -- Desi once a w'ile indulges in rumour-mangering when he hasn't the dime to do R&D. And time is not on his plate.

Or is the Great One telling us somethin' bad is blooming?

Now, only good things like love can, Bloom, Flowers, Bloom...

So is the early false dawn of March the 15th an Omen?
Don't need a bad Omen. Did you see that YoungGal screaming the daylights out of you, many eon years ago. Many is totally misplaced after EON.
How many times have I digressed till this point?

I told Jest Friends like Yan and Howsy via Comments.
Yan as usual was fool of delight -- offering to give me a face lift.
I asked Howsy how about giving me another lift -- left, right, centre also can.
Beggars, like church mouseys, can't be choosers.
'stead, he offer-ed Desi TOiLETS.


After raining Cats and Dogs, and in some lucky parts of KL, Tigers and Elephants too.
Butt Yan says Catsville didn't see any Elephants or Tigers fall from the tearing sky -- only doggies and catties. I could hear the Meow, meow and Woof, woof and Wow, wow!
She wonders Y she sees no tigers and elephants! It was part of the Ides of March scenario.

But this Shapespearean juster told her: the Zoo is at Parlimen House!

She retorts: You elected them wat!

I NOW riposte: You know Desi too-wella!:)

Now Desi doesn't need a Bath. Unless it's Roman -- made of Au, Ag -- remember the former boss of NKF of sin-land? He had bath taps made of Gold.
Poor Desi could only afford lady's fingers.

And MIC o'lady stole Midas.
mGf is named a close Haridas.

sssssspirit intimated to Desi she's a joke for me.
Something struck her mind -- she went Kaboom! Blank. Then she slipped under the blanket.

I hear my Doggie from Peacnuts, whisper: Bleah!:(

The BeeGees did not visit several months early though -- it's not even March, April, so Desi can't get a taste of FirstOfMay, maybe steal Reading: so a consolation, IF it was one in deed, came via not the L&E show, butt in a new programme to mark the iKabinet (i surmised "i" in front of K stands for little inspiration...)-- on RTelm! --flagged off with:


I Started a Joke
(From the album "ONE NIGHT ONLY")

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.


'Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was one me.


UPDATED @ 5.30PM
Cos JoePsc, You Arsed for It!


Cows could in deed fly!

I heard this one from a friend who lived by the Mexico-US bother!
Eon years ago, one of the activities that caused the US Immigration Dept thoroughly beesy was to prevent the entry of Mexicano-es and thheir cargo-es, both hyuman and animal and wathaveyou, from entering the Great US of A. Nobody wanted to cross from the US>Mexicon xcept those on the WANTED LIST, a few Joseys and Janes.
Sorry Desi digressed, butt most Goode Storytellers do -- beef it up after after much kari kambing plus tequila and tehtarik. Heavenly combo.
Oh, the prequel I forgot: at 3.30PM, for the second consecutive afternoon, the skies over PeDarling Jaya opened up like a Roman thaetre and rained Cats, Dogs, and Elephants and Tigers, the latter two onl;y near the Parlimen House in Jalan Parliamen, whereelse?Butt I didn't see no cowws flying. The Ides of March came early twice this year. Is 2006 going to be goode or badder year?

So one evening against the changing hues of a beautifool sunset, the US guards saw a low flying airplane chugging from across the Mexican border. It bothered them as lately
there had been many such excursions smuggling illegal humans and other cargo-es into their great nation, and the population increase was draining the US dollars into wrong hands. Furthermore, the dancing Mexican gals caused a lot of social unrest because they sexed tghe American men away from their work, and wives. Butt that's another storey to climb.

The guards in their fast cars followed the plane as it droned on further into US air space. The plane was emitting some smoke, and the engine emitted noise that sounded like a bullovck cart climbing Mount Kinabalu. The plane was facing some engine trouble. And he being a law-abiding citizen of Mexico, the pilot wanted no trouble. But the Mexican pilot saw he and his cargo-es were being tailed, and if he was caught, the cargo-es would go free while he faced the gallows. Those daes Capital punishment was indeed capital.

The pilot then pulled a lever marked "OPEN".

The bother guards below saw what was literally an impossible happening!
Right before their eyes, wide open, not closed, Cows were flying through the air

"Cows could in deed fly!" -- "Rite into US terrortry summore!", screamed the US papers headlines the day after.
They did not mention what happened to the pilot whose capital crime was smuggling a few of our ministerial Good fRiends -- lembu-lembu -- as they fetched SE7EN times the price in the great US of A than in puur Mexico.

So, now you funny Malaysians, don't ever say with that smirk on thy face, agin: Yeah, I hear that cows can fly!