An odd ode to Ijok

thy wakil rakyat left thee
prematurely
but kind man that he's
gifted thee with
a train of goodies

they MB at thy service like butler, waiter
at Renaissance Motel
like a chambermaid too
at thy peck and gall
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Work Minister really works his hard out
by thy side day and night
isn't that such delight

potholes disappear by star light
new tar for the sad-looking-neglected roads
like abnadoned wives gi'en Nip & Tuck

a new mosque in 10-year abeyance cometh to Life
can Christians arse for a new chapel
and Hindus for a temple
and atheists a don't-pray-play-ground

for instant gratificatrion at Kentucky Fright
can collect thy RM200 angpow at that mamak-me-thee korner

WoW, such heavenly politikus
may the Gods bless thy kind
multiply such Dream team
blow my mind, pollute my mind
I don't mind, how can I
Mr Menteri, Thou Art Kind!

sing to the Gods,
thankful or masochistic Malaysians
Vote for BN!
a buy-election is a durian runtuh
or is it a windfall
blowing north, south, east
or west
e'en the Sun may arise from the West
IF Semi-Vellu like in Lunas doeth A*pledge
"I won't return to KL if BN loses"

Butt if The Mouth opens freely
it takes back sh t also double quickly
And Putrajaya wilt cometh to one of Semi-Value
He's Gawd of awe things
BIG or small
also
rare medium welldone

Now folks
go down on thy knees and pray
they constituency like Machap
and IJOK
will triply be
Blessed

Another SA or MP doeth thee A*favour
he/passeth on with a smile on the people-oriented face
to Eternity, for the s(H)akes of the Rakyat
Bless his/her/its soul

~~Amen/A(wo)man,
to be politically korect
or Call Kolek from My Blue H'aven


(NOTE: TReat this Post as my H(R)umour that Datuk Khalid Ibrahim is the new SA-designate April 28 knight)