Monday blues's no more in Ijok
All the country's biggies in branded motors
are descending like suitors
to keep AP with the headmen, headladies too
for a coy kampong bride's hands
every Ijok elector is a bridesmaid
the groom cometh with gold, bangle and jade
escorted by Biggies in Mercedes Benz
but the bridegroom must have a magic wand
one MIC VIP sings a song of sixpense
and the people got pockets full of fry
and new roads and halls spring up
you wonder where were the builders the last decade?
Another VIP sings a song of woe
He can't deliver no mosque, can't patch up your pothole
can't even chase away the Aedes mosquito
"He's from the useless PKR," I told you so
wht can you do, what can he do?
So MIC Prez rules like a demi-God for 10 days
And poor Ijok sleepy hollow occupies the headlines
for yestaday, todie and tomolo
the farmers are hapy, they sell more pomelo
the housewives are happy
because their children now have got candy
the husbands are also happy
their pockets are now filled up
maybe I'll have that toddy
The Voters are advised: Vote for BN
Biggie's pledge he will deliver more goodies
Biggies will serve you forever and a day
Pray hard the new SA kicks the bucket fast
you will come back smiling
another goode Barisan Nasional die
Desi's advice
Ijok folks, make it a Biggie's Joke
Take the BN angpow
Cross the ballot paper for PKR
Then Life in more Syiok
It's a big, bigger, biggest WoW!
Who says it's Monday woes
What Desi advises, Ijok does
The bridegrrom ars(e)ks: Will you?
The coy bride whispers: I do, I do!
2 comments:
This must be the ONLY bye-election in the whole world where (1) the 2 candidates are overshadowed by bigger players, (2) an ex-DPM slugs it out with the present DPM, (3) the supporters slug it out using plastic water bottles, (3) an ex-PM continues to whack the present PM, (4) mosques, temples, land titles, community halls, whatever-they-want are promised on the spot, (5) dead men are brought back to life to sing songs, (6) roads are tarred, potholes are filled, and lamp-posts are repaired in world record time, and (7) the ruling party is still likely to lose!!
fishtail:
Ijok and Macahp folks are blessed by the Gods -- Santa Claus, Chap Goh Mei and Hari Raya Aidilfitri and Deepavali cometh early in 2007. And yes, BIGGIES serving the lowly and humble for once -- talk about Role Reversal as I often do, Mentor becomes Mentee -- exchange Oldies with Y&As! Like You, Like Me!:):)
No wonder I hear churches, temples and masjid are packed with people nowadays -------whisper'd hope only:
May our SA or MP serve us better
kick that bucket earlier!:)
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