"Your business is healing"

Health Ministry D-G tells docs to stop flirting with dubious practices

This is the headline in The Star June 20, 2007 page N20.

The adviser: Tan Sri Ismail Merican
The target: Medical professionals
Kaypohchick readers: Desi and kaypoh and chic readers, esteemed or steamed, thy democratic choice

NB: I have allofhelen; madmonk; theels, followed by groupies anakmerdeka, maverickysm and howsy in mind... Why you ask only these names? I Q thee back: Who do I arsek?


As a newshound, Desi pledges that he will not hound down (up?) Anak Merdeka anymore for a w'ile.Not in Furong, not in Koala Lumpuh, but I dunno about timbucktree!:(
I am trying my hunt at other domains, so how about alternative headlines like the following haunts? ~~

Imagine PKR has formed the nu'e Government (We can dream, kan?)

Desi's dream headlines:

"Your business is teaching"
New Education Minister tells off teachers who spned more time at tuition centres than at school


"Your calling is to heal spiritually"
Mind Minister tells ulama, church leaders and temple priests,
Not venture into healing diseases like cancer, AIDS and quackery

"Your vocation is to bring up children with ethical values"
Family Development Minister tells parents and child minders
Not just expensive gifts and holidays abroad for their birthdays

"Your business is to read and think, aloud or in silence"
And don't ask of this hoRst silly questions
Desi's Qs are mostly rhetorical!
Non-rhetorical Qs have a stock and staedy answer: No Comment