Sunday, May 05, 2013
GE13: Desi's CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC PREDICTIONS ON 2 OUTCOMES, Cun?
Desi's journey as a BUMmer/Blogger for some eight years now has given me the motivation to record our nation's progress in a journal plus creative writer's form, wit' IMAGINATION running wild a byte some times/dimes.It's mostly a lonesome journey BUT YOU ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL conversations with a sprinkle of regular readers, steAmed and esteemed, never xxtreme.
This morn before I set out to cast my sacred vote, I feel I would do some "educated" guesses, hence this short post based on my newsdog -- not bitchy OK! --sense and my creative scribe's sensibility.
When I say I am making CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC predictations, I am in elevated company. DS Anwar Ibrahim, PM-in-Waiting stated this on Television internationally, "followed suit" by caretaker PM Najib Razak. or was it the other way round? I stand, or am seated, corrected. 'tis the season of madness (and I did say I use POETIC LICENSE, didn't I? Yes, implied-lah!)
From where he sits, Najib as BN Director of Elections for Selangor, and the latest news reporting that several tens of thousand "dubious" voters were flown in from Sabah and Sarawak by chartered flights, I IN GOoD FAITH writHe the following:
Selangor will be re-taken by the Barisan Nasional as in GE12 five years back, several state seats were won on very SLIM majorities by the Pakatan Rakyat component parties of DAP, PKR and PAS. A few "thousand" dubious voters parked here, there and everywhere (quoting my fave mop-haired group De Beatles...cun?).
Poor Khalid Ibrahim will see the JEWEL IN THE CROWN "stolen" from him..And there is NOTHING that he and Sdr Anwar can do about this outcome.
Remember that TITANIC BATTLE for Seremban eon years ago when then MCA Prez LEE SAN CHOON challenged long incumbent Dr CHEN MAN HIN? My learning is that the shrewd Lee had targeted this Chinese-majority parliament seat long before he migrated from Johor into Desi's home state, no, in the plural, NINE STATES! (negri Sembilan-lah, why you so slow have to aRsEk what I mean wan?)
Lee in my SunTze's Art of War analysis had for a long period moved his well fed soldiers in the steal of the night from Segamat, Johor Bharu, yeah, Gelang Patah, etc small towns down south to up north (they just followed the Utara signs mah!) -- and luckily Dr Chen is a Hash House Harrier, he did not suffer a heart attack when the poll results came it. A slim majority of 845VOTES. How I remember the exact figure? I LOST BL:ARDY RM500 in a throw of the 5-sen coin; in mathematical probability it was a 50-50 toss, so using a coin is like schooldays when kids would use ONE-TWO-ZOOM! Remember those days? -- When Rambutan trees were tall, and our first secret loves (and I) were small...inspired by Bee Gees in S>W>A>L>K on FIRST OF MAY, just four dies ago! That SWALK maketh young boys swagger around town, a sex-shooter in the belt BUT PRETTY&LIMITED VITAMIN M in the pocket. Hence, the cheap matinee on Sundae remember? Malaysians, jangan-lah mudah lupa!
PR will still make history be TAKING OVER PUTRAJAYA by a very, vely SLIM, not slimy, majority of FIVE to 10 seats. A hung Parliament would read BN:111 and PR:111. Heaven forbid, because then there will be many FROGGIES like the ilk of Ibrahim AhLah, ZulkiFLY Din and Wee Ah-Choo! Konk, AND WE HONOURABLE MALAYSIANS DON'T WANT THAT, DO WEe?
So history will be made TOMORROW if Desi's dream cometh ttrue and through. Pakatan Rakyat with 1114 to 7 seats will take over Putrajaya BECAUSE THE RAKYAT HAVE A VISION OF A MALAYSIAN "SPRING" BASED ON HOPE and a MINDSET REFORMATIN that DARES TO TAKE THE CGHALLENGE. Because Malaysians are BRAVE like what mGf KimQ has uregd them to be, and corporates on the quite have seen the light through STANLEY THAI's example. Yes, bumMERS like Desi have made a difference, eh? Give us poor churchmousey writHers some credit OK! -- Bye me endless lounds of tehtalik, cun? -- YL, Desi, knottyaSsusual
PS: And the outcomes stated above will see no broken bones or crushed bodies, because Malaysians are mostly -- minus the Perkosa and Zibai clones! --peace-loving and God-fearing people. Rukun Negara's first tenet reads: BELIEF IN GOD, and God-fearing people don't unnecessarily shed blood, human or animal. But some Devils do. Hence that "CAUTIOUSLY" hanle b4 d OPTIMISM, OK!
PPS: So it will be ROLE REVERSAL for the two coalitions from tomorrow or day after once the Cabinets are sworn in. BUT I AM SURE the new PM will treat the new Opposition Leader more humanely. And the new Federal Government WON'T BULLY the new SELANGOR STATE GOMEN WITH ITS NEW MB -- will even treat him more kindly so as to "win" him over before the end of the sext five years!
Here's some bye-bye treat b4 I shoot off for my CONtinental BF, remember I am a Kapitalist during the wickedend?! GO for some Dim Sum From mob1900:)~~~~~~via http://mob1900.blogspot.com/ :):)