RE-CYCLING SOME FISHY TAILS ...

And my PET one is about the National Oil Copulation ...oops, Corporation!

Thanks to a fellow CONversationist by the name of hinzelmann , recycled here from jeffooi.com is an interesting and telling TABLE of PRICES.
Desi's views also follow, also re-cycled-lah.
See, this blardy blogger is a strong advocate for re-cycling. See the GREEN colour for my background. Enjoy it w'ile you can, for with the whether change and all )I was discussing about the TWISTER and Day After Tomorrow... with a goode and "intellectual" bud'' at dinner yesreday, and very soon, the gree will fade away, AND maketh my brown eyes blue?

If you do not follow what I'm rambling about this moUrn, don't blame me. I've been "fasting" since lust mid-night to prepare meself for a DOUBLE sizzling "cowlets", I chic-ally told Y&A johnleemk jest now, in the company of cowboi and cowgals somemore...

Oooh, I'm going to SE7ENTH HEAVEN, ain't I, Yan?


Now, who wants -- or dares to? -- re-cycle the femes DPM's LIFE CHANGING speech he delivered one fine day on TV here?
emember, that fSPEAKING...... post I posted?


Back from digression, a luxury Desi has been exploiting to the hilt for the past 364daes because I sumtimes suffer -- like many Malaysians -- from attention-deficit syndrome, is the Doctor Around the House for free? --here's the Invaluable Table worth your perusal. Also please do COPIES, re-cycle to your friends, workmates, your enemies too (wish you have many, especially at the national oil corp!)

THINK hard about what the good saudara had written. I'd try to get Howsy based in lundun to translate it for us. He (confimred he's no cowgal by a re-affirmation of his pro-file somewhere at Desi's Place under Comments because some cowhood intimated otherWISE? Brokeback Mountain influenza spreading, ermmmmm...) escaped National Service Training Programme when he was 18, citing "need to go overseas" to expand his mind to PhD level. Blardy Xcuse!UNpatriotic (ham)bugger!

I'd better stop my Aggression before I lose all my fans. I have some, yes?
I no-lah, someone pleadged she would vist me daily, and I pledge I would 'rite with that sublime no-ledge in me.


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This is an article circulating on the net:

Harga minyak sepanjang zaman..
(dalam masa 16 tahun - sejak 1990)

sebelum 90 - RM 0.89
tahun 1990 - RM 1.10 (kenaikan RM 0.21)
01/10/2000 - RM 1.20 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
20/10/2001 - RM 1.30 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
01/05/2002 - RM 1.32 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
31/10/2002 - RM 1.33 (kenaikan RM 0.01)
01/03/2003 - RM 1.35 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/05/2004 - RM 1.37 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/10/2004 - RM 1.42 (kenaikan RM 0.05)
05/05/2005 - RM 1.52 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
31/07/2005 - RM 1..62 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
28/02/2006 - RM 1.92 (kenaikan RM 0.30)

Nota : (ayat2 standard)

1. “Kenaikan minyak masih rendah berbanding mana2 pun negara ASEAN.”
2. “Kerajaan akan pastikan kenaikan tidak membebankan”
3. “Kerajaan tidak mampu lagi menampung subsidi.”4. “Kerajaan memberi jaminan harga runcit petroleum tidak akan dinaikkan lagi pada TAHUN INI….”


Saudara,

Pertama sekali abang Perdana Menteri kita ia itu Ibrahim (sic: should read Abdullah Ahmad...) bin Badawi menerusi syarikatnya SkyChef menjadi supplier makanan kepada syarikat penerbangan MAS yang sekarang mengalami kerugian RM900 juta untuk sembilan bulan pertama 2005. Abang PM kita jual sebotol air mineral kepada MAS dengan harga RM30 setiap botol. Kenapa kita hairan MAS rugi ?

Menteri Besar terengganu Idris Jusoh telah mengadakan lumba kapal layar Monsoon Cup yang menelan duit rakyat sebanyak RM300 Juta.

Duit ini di bayar kepada seorang taukeh bernama Patrick Lim dan kekawannya termasuk Khairy Jamaludin menantu Perdana Menteri. Perlumbaan kapal layar tak sampai lima hari makan duit rakyat RM300 Juta. Sudah tentu duit RM300 Juta itu ditelan oleh orang yang sungguh bertuah dapat kontrak RM300 Juta itu.

Untuk menutup kehilangan duit sebesar ini sekarang sabsidi minyak di potong dan harga minyak nail 30 sen satu liter.

Telekom Malaysia pula rugi lebih RM700 Juta duit rakyat sebab terpaksa bayar ganti rugi kepada syarikat telekom German ia itu Deutsche Telekom. Terpaksa bayar ganti rugi RM700 Juta sebab Telekom Malaysia tak tahu buat kontrak.

Nak tutup rugi ini pula kerajaan potong sabsidi minyak.

Sekarang lebih murah naik kapalterbang Air Asia pergi balik dari Kuala Lumpur ke Kuala Terengganu. Tambang pergi balik Air Asia dari Kuala Lumpur ke Kuala Terengganu tak sampai RM300 bagi tiga orang sekeluarga.

Air Asia diurus oleh orang yang tidak rasuah dan yang tahu buat bisnes tanpa menyusahkan rakyat.

Sekarang dengan harga minyak yang sudah naik, belanja minyak sahaja nak pergi balik dari Kuala Lumpur ke Alor Setar sudah naik hingga RM220 (kereta Proton Waja). Bayar tol pula lebih RM120. Belanja makan dan minum (nasi campur dan teh kosong) bagi sekeluarga enam orang tambah lagi RM40. Ini bermaksud jumlah belanja minyak, tol dan makan minum pergi balik dari Kuala Lumpur ke Alor Setar hampir RM400.

Negeri lain bukan macam negara kita. Walaupun harga minyak di Thailand lebih mahal daripada harga minyak di Malaysia tapi di Thailand tak ada bayar tol.

Dari Bukit Kayu Hitam ke Bangkok jauhnya lebih 1,100 batu (bukan kilometer) naik lebuhraya enam lorong tanpa bayar TOL (bukan empat lorong macam Lebuhraya Utara Selatan kita).

Di Thailand tak ada rasuah AP. Harga kereta Honda Civic 1.5 di Thailand tak sampai RM40,000. Lebih murah daripada harga kereta Perodua Kelisa 1.0 di Malaysia. Inilah kelebihannya di Thailand - tak ada AP di sana.

Di Malaysia pula ada AP. Sebenarnya harga AP yang perlu di bayar kepada Kerajaan (MITI) tak sampai RM250 sahaja. Tapi AP boleh di jual sehingga RM40,000 sekeping kepada Dato Dato yang kaya yang di kenal sebagai “AP King”. Rasuah AP ini telah berlanjutan selama lebih 30 tahun. Akhir kata rakyat Malaysia yang terpaksa tanggung rasuah AP ini.

Oleh yang demikian kereta Honda Civic 1.5 yang dijual dengan harga RM40,000 di Thailand naik harga sehingga RM110,000 di Malaysia. Rakyat Malaysia rugi. Kerajaan pun hilang wang. Bila kerajaan tak cukup wang - maka potonglah subsidi minyak. Maka naik lah harga minyak 30 sen satu liter.

Malaysia Boleh!!!!

Posted by: hinzelmann

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Desiderata said this at Screenshots, thanks to Jeff I'm saving time (Desi must conserve energy in line with DPM's call to CHANGE LIFESTYLE!...) re-cycling:

"MAS itself in announcing the 3Q2005 results says it needs a "govt bailout" of RM2billion. Whether this sum comes out of the RM4.4billion oil subsidy savings, or from another Govt budget allocation, it's ONE AND THE SAME, the money is from the tax-payers' money. Our rakyat's lament is that PEtronas made RM35.5billion for FY ended March 205, which was 50% more than the preceding year. With just this profits increase -- AFTER-TAX-- whatever world fuel price rise in the period under review, if Petronas had flowed back just a portion for the benefit of the citizenry -- hey, oil is a national resource, we the people surely deserve some benefits, NO? -- there should be NO NEED FOR ANY PRICE INCREASE IN PUMP PRICES.
I've indeed argued in my blog last june/July following another price rise that in fact, there is a case for local pump prices to GO SOUTH (down-lah!) every time there is a world price increase. DA RATIONALE -- we export more than we import petroleum. Furthermore, our exports are "sweeter", and hence command a "premium" price.
BVoth ways we win, and these idiots keep perpetuating the "myth" otherwise.
Anyweay Malaysians like to complain, and complain, yet come the GE, the voters put the cross against the Dacing.Are the general populace suffering MASOCVHISM, or wat? And that's arhetorical Q!

And jeff, your "sympathetic" ear to the DPM is misplaced -- he knows what's saying -- from the moral high ground of power and arogance -- "Yes, you guys gave us 90% mandate during GE2004, so why are you komplening?
"CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE-lah!" -- instead of going to Monaco for your annual vacation, stay back in the Cameron Highlands.

Me? I jest adjounr to my computer lab and post some "stupidf" webmessages like what the PM had ascribed to -- "spreading lies". They can't stomach the truth when the oil runs dry through "futures" sales under the previous regime -- how about "Blame in on the weather"?:) Evaporation -lah!:("
(ends Desi's chic remarks at Jeff's...)

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The above in English was written in all its naked typo glory by Desiderata, and to show transparency, there is not effort to correct any of the typos lest Desi be accused of "fixing" the account.
In the process of asking Petronas to be accountable,
Desi is practising this ethos of accountability.
I must admit, however, I used "office" time to post this entry although 90% is merely CUT&PASTE.
But anyhow, energy is used, and Petronas says I am not privileged to pump up my "prices',
so I have pondered deep and wide, and came to the kind and generous decision NOT TO IMPLEMENT "PAY TO VIEW"
at Desiderata-ylchong
from tomorrow.

So I can give my ER in the plural my personal guarantee this "NO FEE" entry will stay at least for one more year.
Come April 1, 2007, I can't promise-lah.
Even Samy Vellu could not promise there would not be any road toll increase for 2007.
Butt he did pledge there won't be any toll increase for the rest of 2006.
How kind and generous!


Butt one spoiler-reader pointed out that:

THERE IS NO PROVISION IN ANY OF THE CONcessionaires' agreements for a toll increase for 2006.

So now, who has been CONned?
Legs up!
I see no legs, so I won't pull annie!

"See, I told you last GE in March 2004 not to Vote Barisan,
now see what happens!
Didn't I tell you ah?"
The above was over-heard from a neighbouring parlour where poor Desi had to move to sext door-- lower rental, to adapt to lifestyle change-lah -- and because of just wafer-thin wooden partitions between adjoining Vrooms, you can hear "strange voices" in the night.

The above santch of CONversation was like a...
Close encounter of the surreal kind, isit?
The dumb-founded husband (I presumed there was a man beside the fe-mail Voice ...) remained dumb, living up to the pubic image of most stronger in-significunt halves?


The lust few paragraphs is jest a pigment of Desi's colourfool imagination. I know it's not Sundae nyet,
but I'm on tenterhooks today.
I dunno know why.
Maybe Yan does.
I'll ask her at dinner time tonight.
You don't know about another G6 or G7 we are organising tonight?
Too bad It's Too Late to Register,
.
.
.


unless you're from Jabatan Perdana Menteri, Putrajaya......:)
PS: Today's post title is INspired by a guest I'm looking forward to meeting with any angry stomch -- hi there, fishtail!:)


PpS@12.42PM: mGf JV forwarded to me to share some cRunchtime humouR -- I'm foregoing Runch, but i do enjoy some Rumour...



----->
An Indian migrated to America, and moved into an American
neighborhood. His American neighbor went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens
around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.
----->>
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again.
When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into
a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other
stuff.
------>>>
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man. At his
gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat
butt. Seeing this, he became angry and went up to the Indian man.
"I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot
stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.

The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think
you are mistaken. These are actually American customs.
I was told that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."