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Friday, August 26, 2005

SECOND UPPER from the Land of Nicole Kidman!

A second post in one day, quite untraditional of Desi, as this one is DEDICATED to: SssssSpirit aka that nicole kid because she protesteth Desi's ref to (Sheila). Furthermore, I make amend because this monr's post was mainly Cut&Paste.:)


Yesterday I was happy to report an UPPER from Aussie Foreign Minister Mr Alexander Downer, and Malaysians were grinning from ear to ear, I presume.

Today I am happier to recive a SECOND UPPER from the LUCKY CPOUNTRY of Nicole Kidman, with whom I fell in love with in Paris doing the MOULIN ROUGE ( yes, it’s pronounced, French-style, MooLA Rouge, rhyming with Sha-la-la, and stooge!) Correct me if Desi is wrong because he studied Engrund, not Flance, in Those Schoolgal Days, of telling tales and biting nails are gone …(Imitating Howsy and Lulu, can or cunt, Ooops, brudder Mack is watching my behaviour, cum spelling: change that to: or can’t?:)

Back to that Upper, sighted in theSun, not a freebie, 30sen, didin’t go up despite the fuel price increase and the Haze …page 5, August 25, 2005, another Brief (hey, don’t be knotty here, this one is not part of lingerie!:(it’s in journalese defined as a SHORT ITEM, not good enough for the FrontPage! 4 as for SEE, Desi is giving free tuition for some smart MassComm (that is short for Mass Communitcations, which is different from Mass Communion, ah, the luxury of Digressing. Although I’ve put up this Blosg for sale at RM20million divided by SEVEN via Howsy’s, I haven’t received an offer - so OUR I-LAND has just to be patient, which is a virtue in Life, which is damned short on this earth, but can be extended on that I-LAND … DIGRESS somemore, I’m ENJOYING MYSELF, hope U2!, and that’s THE ESSENCE OF BLOGGING. Cathy, quickly. Climb on board …:)


Ahoy, thumbs-up for Malaysia


PENANG: Malaysia is a comfortable zone for the Australian Navy as is evident in the recent stopover by two Australian Navy ships at Swettenham Pier.
HMAS Adelaide captain Cmdr Tony O’Malley said the Australian Navy often travels around Southeast Asia to foster goodwill among the countries, and the ship has been to Malaysia about 15 times and to Penang five times.
“We are very comfortable visiting Penang and Malaysia as we like the warmth of the people and the food here,” he said, adding that they also felt safer with the assistance offered by the Malaysian Navy.
This is the fifth time the ship is stopping in Penang, before moving on to Cambodia.
The smaller and newer frigate, HMAS Ballarat, commandeered by Captain Cmdr Greg Sammut is stopping in Penang for the first time.
Bot ships arrived on Sunday and are scheduled to leave today.

DESIDERATA: For some practice before this Sunday’s CLALLENGE 4 which offers the BOOKER PRIZE of A CHALLENGE TO L’VE, I’m giving you, IgnorantC… a rehearsal.

CHALLENE 3 (b), Fashionista’s challenge with no prize is now termed Challenge 3 (a) for BKT, remember?

CHALLENGE 3(b) asks thee to spot a near-fatal error in the news item above; could easily set off a war between two parties, even two nations. What ails the mariner?

Please, no lONEly word answer; give the RATIONALE, which means the basis, which also means the grounds, also means the deck, also means the earth, you got the drift, I gues

Buy, Bye - which means you can buy a copy of theSUN (Imran, it’s only 30sen, WTH! don’t be kedekut like Penan…, I withdraw that, cos I count among many mGf coming from that Pear …
Oh. The DEADLINE … is 8.00pm today, as Desi will make his decision for the winner at 9.00pm. Putusan ini adalah MUKTAMAD! (as I post this, it’s 1.44pm, Msian time.)
Oh,Oh. The PRIZE.
Three teh tariks from HariDas aka Hari-Hari Does It! One for the Winner, one to MyGOodSelf, one to Haridas.


Chow, as in makan-makan(4, nicolekid, I'm teAching you Our National Language, merger, remember? MALAUSTRALAYSIA...:) , a Malaysian habit tese Aussies pick up from us (hey, Howsy, our food must rank as the Second Largest Export DU?...).

CHOW, also in some funny Inggeris world, can also mean, see ya agin! Meanwhile, ENJOY solving the puzzle!

17 comments:

chong y l said...

DESI" WAIL at 8.00pm sharp:

NO response, I'll review my decision made yesterdate about throwing CHALLENGE4 this Sunday.

No one turned up for rehearsal!

Bye, bye. No more wordplay on "Buy" -- like 30sen on theSUN, or RM25 on Catherine De Costa's "A Challenge to Love".

This is SERIOUS; no Almost Persuaded.

sweetspirits said...

haha at first i thought u meant ya food was rank hehe,,, yes indeed chow means c ya lata as does cheerz,,,,,,
Such silly slang.Actually i rarely use slang but i will with you Desi hehe.
so im off to zland ,,,cheerz tcz

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imran said...

Desi,

I think the error is 'Bot ships!' Shouldn't it be 'Both ships/vessels?' So am I right or right?

*crossing fingers in anticipation*

chong y l said...

SsssSpirit:

How can you disperse yourself to zzzzland without giving the Challenge ONE try?

Thank your two commanders for me, OK, for fostering good ties between our two nations -- paving thee way for MALAUSTRALSIA...

GOoDNite mate!


Brudder IM:

Thanks for pointing that out -- that's just a typo -- not likely to set off a fight betwen two parties, what more nations!

Good try -- thanks anyway, but I'm said so few returned for the trial run.

Give it another go -- raed my hints strewn about the copy!
But a teh tarik for your enthusiasm.

Now where's kyels, fashionasia, primrose, sab, moses, and that intellectual one? (oh, last named is busy with WORK, he's ac(ex?)cused!)

Okay. extend the deadine till tomorrwo morn 8.00am; seeya!

sweetspirits said...

hehe Desi sometimes i think i am just too tired and my mind is a blurr tsk tsk.Plus i have a silly assignment i must do but dont want to do it tsk tsk.Do you wanna do it 4 me? lol hehe
cheerz tcz

chong y l said...

SsssssSpirit:

Do it for thee?

The last time I wore that dunce hat was once upon a tyme, long, loooooong ago, in a land called OOOOze ...

I donnwann to flighten the guru again with my blooomstick, so ne'er, you do your homework, be a GOoDgal now, I'll prepare the teh! BKT?

Chow! Seeya!
YLChong
PS: I too had bloody loooong assignment -- just finished the first editing, flagged off the (OUR) MERDEKA DAY esay series.

Now get back to THAT CHALLENGE 3(b) AFTER you finis your aSINment! SS. (Sugar, sugar .. remember that one?

Sabrina Tan said...

... to foster goodwill AMONG the countries??

where it should be to foster goodwill WITH the countries??

just trying my luck here...

still need some prac with English grammar...

chong y l said...

Sab:

You can do Badder than that!

Desi doesn't catch ppl on the SMALL things, it's the critical/near fatal? ah, ask Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot -- don't be caught in the humdrums of life, go for the drums beeeting with dance and passion, mGf!

Give it another go-go. Call in that Waltzing Nicolekid, Oz can also do it better! Sab - aren't you now 1/2 Sydnetsider?

Comeon, mates.

And where's kyels, moses and fashionasia who ask for more. Nexttime, I'll treat em like Oliver-Olivia twisted.

Fashionasia said...

but theSun is free
30sen for it to be delivered to your doorstep.

I think i'm too late....
AGAIN....

sweetspirits said...

bot ships tsk tsk

sweetspirits said...

bot ships tsk tsk

sweetspirits said...

bot ships tsk tsk

chong y l said...

fashionista: you are NOT too late -- the party is NOT over until the Fat Lad' sings remember?\\Desi is a lad', and I haven't sung(k?)!

Get thee back here, with kyels, sab and SsssssSpirit -- don't give up until that lad"....ah, I'm getting long-winded, living up to my name too ofTEN!


SSSSSSSspirit: Three wrongs don't make one right! Write some more -- the law of probability taeches us that as we continue to rite, 'right, 'right,... well defibnitely come to the answer. But te cows can't wait until the Fat1 sings! Tsk, Tsk, Tsk...

All you IgnorantCowwwwsssss here:

ONE MORE & LAST & FINAL & MUKTAMAD (IM dear?) CLUE: You failed Challenge 2 'cos of the REVENGE of the APOSTROPHy..ooops, E, not why, my deer!

sweetspirits said...

ooooppppps i was tired

imran said...

Desi,

Since you said something about the apostrophe, me thinks the mistake is:

HMAS Adelaide captain Cmdr Tony O’Malley ...

when it should be:

HMAS Adelaide's Captain ....

correct?