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Saturday, October 13, 2007

'Tis the Season to be Merry!

So when tourists cometh down to Furong
The guide would show you the bees dan burung-burung
And being such good hosts we'll take thee to Seremban General Hospital
Where the horstpitality is superb and capital
Should you have need to go under the knife
Don't bring thy mistress, bring your wife
It's rumoured the women hear are fierce
If you have appendicitis, with their fingers thy tummy they pierce
And for good measure they remove thy intestine for free
Which they fry with mamak mee dan makan-makan in glee:(


Jest so that you think Desi's alone so risque with sarcasm,
Here cometh mGf Stu wit' wit and Hali Laya rumourtism.
Ancient mariner's matey is knot olde et al,
Even in a hospitality ward they wanna have a ball!


"Spatial GreAtings of Selamat Hari Raya to FurongKnights Kapt Abdul Karim dan Kapt Yusof Ahmad dan families!" ~~ Desi


"Hi Desi,Thought that this, Scottish Hospital thingy, (please see below) may appeal to you.
Your latest blog notes, you do me proud, and prompt me to verse, for better or worse!

"The different limb of the tree will be after "V"!
After his exposure in the blog sphere
Bloody foreigners interfering in Mys internal affairs
They'd like to sweep under the stairs
But I have no fear
I'll just open another can of liquid cheer

All the best, Stu"

A Scottish Hospital An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury.

He goes to examine the first patient he sees, and the man proclaims: "Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"

The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into: "Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it."

This continues with the next patient: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie!"

"Well," the English doctor mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."
"Oh no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the serious Burns unit."

2 comments:

The Ancient Mariner said...

Many thanks for the greetings.

This morning I was in Seremban
to Raya with my mum and my clan
so no time to jalan jalan
and rendezvous with you my man
but will gladly take up yr offer
of teh tarik and makan makan
with Din Merican

I'm no poet so here the rhyming ends... ha ha
Will call you, eh.

Capt Karim said...

Your greetings are much appreciated thanks a million.

Today went up to Kayel
Hari Raya greetings to tell
the traffic was vice-verse
so Soromban living, is not adverse
back in NS now, but at dawn
it's up the broken hill for daging salai and lomang
hope we can all soon meet up
for some grub and a t.t. sup
'til then adieu
from me to you.