So when tourists cometh down to Furong
The guide would show you the bees dan burung-burung
And being such good hosts we'll take thee to Seremban General Hospital
Where the horstpitality is superb and capital
Should you have need to go under the knife
Don't bring thy mistress, bring your wife
It's rumoured the women hear are fierce
If you have appendicitis, with their fingers thy tummy they pierce
And for good measure they remove thy intestine for free
Which they fry with mamak mee dan makan-makan in glee:(
Jest so that you think Desi's alone so risque with sarcasm,
Here cometh mGf Stu wit' wit and Hali Laya rumourtism.
Ancient mariner's matey is knot olde et al,
Even in a hospitality ward they wanna have a ball!
"Spatial GreAtings of Selamat Hari Raya to FurongKnights Kapt Abdul Karim dan Kapt Yusof Ahmad dan families!" ~~ Desi
"Hi Desi,Thought that this, Scottish Hospital thingy, (please see below) may appeal to you.
Your latest blog notes, you do me proud, and prompt me to verse, for better or worse!
"The different limb of the tree will be after "V"!
After his exposure in the blog sphere
Bloody foreigners interfering in Mys internal affairs
They'd like to sweep under the stairs
But I have no fear
I'll just open another can of liquid cheer
All the best, Stu"
A Scottish Hospital An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury.
He goes to examine the first patient he sees, and the man proclaims: "Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"
The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into: "Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it."
This continues with the next patient: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie!"
"Well," the English doctor mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."
"Oh no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the serious Burns unit."