According to the NST frontpage yesterday (reproduced in full below***as it is short (but I'm not a shareholder or empolyee of the New Straits Times, OK!), the Health Minister has outdone himself, and soon he will join the ranks of his predecessor, Dr Chua Soi Lek, who found the health portfolio had turned into Hell when he confessed publicly that yes, he was that man depicted into the sex tape, now here's my paraphrasing -- 'performing out-of-this-world sex with a woman not my wife...', making him despite being elected as MCA president not tenable to perform in the Cabinet. (Which maketh Liow Tiong Lai a damned happy man, for a w'ile!)
Can I digress a byte -- hey, it's educating some of you guys too, although I know that "Malaysia has one of the best education systems in the world", if you believe thy beloved UMNO Education Minister; I declare I beg to differ, not defer, OK!
WARNING TO READERS:
What follows may contain some rich language, translated as profanities,or approximations of that famous 4-letter F-word; treat entering this abode from this crossroads as below-aged16 gals entering olde Melaka still under a CM who has a roving eye targetting virginal girls free--for-the-getting because a Cheap Minister is king of all he surveys, as befitting status equal to the King of England of ancient times and chimes and dimes when Robin Hood reigned supreme, and the King's guardsmen ruled Amore supreme!
From an urban dick -- Ooops, in full, urbandictionary.com --I hope I don't get sued for plagiarising because my intention is GOoD, working so heart for ye, my esteemed/steamed readers:) But I know one diehard RPK worshipper will enter here to give me yet another lecture -- you think I care two hoots? Lord of that Jungle, you dickhead good at nothing-butt-showing-off-your-longwinded-thesis-writing as if you are God's gift to Malaysians conducting a free mistress class in Engrand. Go publish at m2day, they pay in in pound for thy sterling arSEticles, NO?
During our primary schooldays, one popular rhyme -- do they still teach it anymore? -- started wit':
Liar, liar, pantrs on fire
And there are several second-liner versions which follow, here quoting just three, all copied from my brave Googling efforts:
1. "Hanging from a wire" 2. "Nose as long as a telephone wire" 3. "Your belt is hanging from a telephone wire"
More interesting titbytes follow:
"Liar Liar Pants On Fire" is a playground taunt that is used to indicate each other whenever they think the other is lying.
It refers to the fact "fibbing" is consider naughty, and pants/bottom 'on fire' is an euphemism for spanking.
Child1: Well my dad can pick up a truck!
Child1: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
Liar Liar Pants On Fire is a phrase that children like to scream at each other whenever they think the other is lying. They also like to scream it at adults who tell them stories about fairies. It is an overall stupid thing to say, since if your pants actually caught on fire when you lied, more politicians would be dead.
Kid: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
Adult: Shut the fuck up.
Now, can I seek thy permission to quote from my piece carried at Malaysian Chronicle yesterday, titled: