Many inquirers must have also digged and digged,
and out came only NO, I CAN'T REMEMBER...sweet refrain, constantly.
Because it's only the month of January, it's not Nyet September
when lovers and friends, even acquaintances, only very hard:
"Try To Remember"
From the Sun dated Monday January 21, 2008, page 7 a knotty extract by Desi jest to lighten up/down a serious occasion at the RCI, which must have affected this poor Reporter's RSI-infected hands a byte:
"Mohamed Eusoff, on the recommendations of the commission, decided to engage a lawyer after Ranjit digged deeper into the New Zealand trip, which saw Lingam tagging along to all the places of interest the former Chief Justice visted."
(The word in italics is specially highlighted by Desi, but as a media hound, I sympathise wit' the Reporter and put the blame chieflly/squarely/roundly on the Sub-editors, News Desk and Copy Editors...even the Editor-in-Chief, as Reporters are always working against deadlines and even under non-editorial pressures while the blardy editors have leisurely walks in the park, sometimes could even bump into corporates for a VK-tion -- THIS IS BORROWED FROM A RIVAL PAPER TO theSun!)-- at the pub...but this ex-newshound digresses:o((. The ex- indicates I mainly now earn B&B doing some mercenary/missionary writes or writHes.
Now for some AfterwordPlay since I've finished the ForewordPlay.
WARNING: This narrative that follows is suitable for only underaged readers like johnleemk, not for adults like Zorro, mariners like Kept Yusof Ahmad (not spelt Eusoff, K!) and Abdul Karim:(
A former Health Minister found his heaven turned into Hell when he also digged and dicked into a 'hole not of his officially-sanctioned pardner. The mis(S)take he admitted, was that he used the same hotel and the same room ( 1301 izzit? Had it come out in 3D+1 nyet?). And his pants on and off were caught by TV cam -- Thanks to the IT age, Blearh, blearh! so swears Peanuts' Charlie Brown.
But a VVIP miniSTER also digged and dicked into another 'hole not of his officially-sanctioned pardner, of all the places, out of town from Kuantan, yes, in port DICKson where all the fathers and sons are taught to walk sideways because the crabs rule by the Beaches/Bitches of Berahi transferred from Kelantan, or was it Terengganu?
I'm sorry for the Hell Minister that unforunately he was not from UMNO-oh-NO! He was only a yes-man from MCA-oh-Yes!
So that VVIP not caught wit'his pants on or off because the Religious Department did not carry a TV cam and the obliging state CM was also well trained by a "Super-Bumi" from MCA-on-Yes! is now dispensing to the likes/ilks of Chua SL this model advice (paraphrase hear!): Be responsible and show leadership, show you are of high morals, as BN leaders have to win the people's support and respect!
(DESI's quarter-past six translation: If you wanna dig and dig, make sure you check into 4****-starred hotels away from home-ground-lah! Why so stewpid wan, same hotel, same room? Desi now reading this VVIP's lips -- That's ARROGANCE OF THE +*Hai-est ORDER!
*When pronounced wryly/shyly/hi-ly -- as Desi did once-upon-a-dime when conducting an inquiry of the chef if his Restron in Taman Cheras served Sri Lanka crabs? -- can bring the whole house down. Englsih equivalent, for the likes of +++Twisted Heels who dareth to ask for a proper explanation of Kantonis wisecracks -- it's something like a story I told a certain sister from Ipoh, and it ends with:
"Pandemonium broke loose and the tailor's shop was akin to an asylum wit' an elephant running amok in a china shop:)"
#2. "In China, there is a saying which Malaysian Chinese also like to say in Kantonis, put into English the best I can: "Want to paint a person's portrait, don't have to paint out the intestines also!"
Today, in response to a brave soul running or horsing at shestrikes.blogspot.com, I invite Kantonis sexperts to properly explain this inquiry:
+++Twisted Heels said...
I don't think I've heard before the phrase about painting the person's intestines too. Sounds scary. What does it mean actually?
THeels, be Ms Patience okay! She is also Ms Virtuous!:)
Ms AweOfHelen of EeeehPoh, can Thee oblige wit' the Sexplanation, plus also that +*Hai talltail?