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Monday, January 07, 2008

ACTING BEE-sy

Mother Nature blooms and flowers, an it's a real joy if you can dance among the daffodils like mGf-cum-constantgardner Frances:):):):):):):) at her Taman Supreme @primrose.blogspot.com where she beguiles wit' a killer of a s-MILE that is seen even in Furong 40 MILE-s away.

Hovering above the "bloom, flowers, bloom" are many worker-bees who carry the pollens faithfully from one flower to another -- a process called POLLINaTION in case you've forgotten your secondary science basics! -- and you can tell from all the lilies in the field, indeed the bees are hardworking.

Then there's another unwinged species walking tall most times on two legs, but often in the still (it would have read "steal" if DDC was in play!:( of the day, and night, and nightie too, Homo sapiens members are/were/have been/had been lying down most times, since time immemorial. Okay, correction: since Adam and Eve discovered the lusty sweet apple and the heavenly glory of Ecstasy in the Garden of Eden. I had once tasted such in the Seremban Lake Gardens, then Da Snake tooketh the Flow'r or Apple away. Now I enjoy "miracle fruit" but that's another SECRET I share with myGOoDfriend at SL. Chua SL is welcomed if he track Desi down Furong's maze.

Man always spoils it for the bees.
The winged creatures truly work the flowers to give the humans honey.
Blardy man savours the honey and leaves behind some tarts.
Shallow man gives the impression he works hard like the Bees. Or beetles. Or the Beatles. It's been a hard day's night. Even in Strawberry Fields Forever. Or in the Yellow Submarine.

So Malaysian Man appears to be bee-sy as the Bee.
At the height of the Johore floods, national uno numero -- or is it numero uno, why you ER don't answer Desi which is correct, correct, correct!? -- as reportedly building Noak's Ark2 by the Swanie Ribber down under just in case the flood waters deepened from two meters to s'x meters in Joehole. Bee-sy as a Bee.

The southern state was recently re-named Joehole by Desi in recognition of the contribution of the average Joe (and Jane) diging the various kinds of holes to let the flood waters out. If you beg to disagree, who am I to worry? I am not te Queen Bee -- I am plain blardy writHer Desi. Fool of errata or erotika.

Joehile, as I said in the lust few days' postings, now made famous by recently-resigned Hell Minister. Oops Health Minister Dr Chua SL whom I accord the greatest esteem for at least being a "decent" politician. He was told by a former MCA leader Ting Chew Pey he shouldn't have resigned. He should have stopped at the famous international line:

I SERVE AT THE PLEAUSRE OF THE PRIME MINSTER.


And the prime minister is always in heightened ecstasy Down Under lying down making Noah's Ark3. Bees-sy as a Bee. So Chua could have stayed as Minister for Eternity 'cos uno numero would stay in Ignorance Is Bliss territory forver as long as he has his Ecstasy. And who are VVe -- Raja Petra K or Y Long C -- to disagree?

We are as walways BEE-sy as a Bee where Poking Our Noses Into Other People's Pedigree,
and there's nobody to steer the Nation's Ship or the Hotline.

You disagree? It's OK, SEMUANYA OK, it's a free worlde, Malaysia is indeed a democracy.

You try the following experiment:

Just ring any hotline. Civil service. Or private sector. Especially Telcos.

Here's the normal routne.
The other end rings, then a recoded message starts.
Thnak you for contacting ABC or XYZ Berhad,our staff are bee-sy at the moment.
Press 1 if you wish to speak to Operator.
Press 2 if Adminstration.
Press 3 if Finance.
Press 4 for Sei-lo!(Using Kantonis, that's what Furongknights do when they swear!)

Or It's Si-liau-liau for the Cycle then Repeats itself.

Blardy heellla! --it's not Desi swearing, I swear, it's the "angrified" caller after the nth time trying -- he would have now wasted 60 X SE7EN precious seconds, it seems like 60XSE7EN minutes.
But Malaysians are a PAtiint lot, hence the privae hospitals are laughing all the way to the bank. If my dear Esteemed Readers don't follow the logical sequence of these statements, never mind, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

The politicians are with you. They are also a PAtient lot, like Daddy which is sometimes called PA. Now you see? Othervice (first DDC on blues Monay!), go si-liau-liau2.

So today Desi also is ACTING BEE-sy1.
I had non-CON BF on the run, first wit' Mr Coww, then wit' Mr Lee MK and Mr Gan AF, thirdly wit' Sdr LooH and Kepten Hon ML (not, not another SL!) -- but I had a field day, my buddies all paid for my three breakfasts. Malaysia is a damned blardy Lucky Country, badder than the Ozzies'!

NowI am about to ACTING BEE-sy2 for fleerunch. This has been defined for you, go search my Archives.

Tonight I look forward to ACTING BEE-sy3.
So who says Desi doesn't work for a l'ving?
I am like a CowBoi, whose
WORK IS NEVER DONE.
I am quite a Queen Bee! Have the luxury of always lying down.
Like the Significant Other of uno numero, or IS IT THE OTHER WAY ROUND?
The King Bee has the luxury of always lying down?

2 comments:

Maverick SM said...

I love your new template; so pleasing to the eyes and helpful to an old man like me who had been struggling to read.

Is the tea advert your own products or are you advertising?

chong y l said...

dear mGf maverick:

Thee an "old" man? No-lah, my hair is of Einstein category -- yours is vintage Madonna's!:)

The TEA of premium grade is bfrom mGf at SL's ChooNC, soon to hit the Malsyain market. I have to do "promo" after nearing s'x round of his bluechippuerh! KEP THEE YOUNG like roaring tiger, and keeping KL's wolfish elements at bay from the Young Riding Hoods who visit from outstation like AnakMerdeka (she's been MIA for LONG time!) from Furong!:)