Little Boyz Blue

Little Boy Blue
woke up early today
Ah, it's heavenly Tuesday

Not like Dad's Connie Dog dies
It's little boyz' runaway tuesdaes

Democracy has bloomed
Although Mummy brought him B&Butter
Blue wanted wan tan mee and some room
and poor Mum had to suffer
the long walk to pasar sentral

But Blue is a childe of golde
He doesn't neeed to do ev'rything he's told
No instruct "to not mix wit' the gals in school"
It's bad for moral or morale, the Hate Teacher'd scold

And Heaven forbid, don't sue "Allah" in your prayer
No Amin soon enough either, that's only for Maslims
So Blue does like most children do
Prayer he'd rather not do
He does not need to do as he's told

Ah, today is a blessed dae
Blue heard the nu'es one ore SA was shot to Death Hey Hae
His brothren all sang His praises like He was an Angel on earth
When just last week at Him they swore and curs'd
That blardy hound dog riches he'd not wit' us share
Now Blue laughs and wonders why all these adults
Only of the late SA's greAT philanthropy a'e now aware

So Little Bloy Blue did not attend school today
He told his Mum
"The wan tan tastes exquisite todie!"
Can I say home with Morrie?
It's blardy independence gained
on sunny Tuesdays when at home I'd stay
Morrie's my teacher, it's horny,corny dog
Tuesdae.
Hurray hurray!
For a Mother who likes Ritch Appom's
Mum, you surely maketh a Man's dae!

PS:
Dedicated to my many/several/only one miserable ER fans indoors today,
especially Moses Foo(L?) who gets caught in the traffic much in disarray
Desi says it's okay,just gostan back home
wit' thy wife and Morrie you maketh a happy triosum