Desi Detours into Business Bytes

Yesterday, when all my troubles seemed not too far away...

Desi intimated to my EsteemedReaders (I like to get close to my ER (especially of the opposirte gendeAr like Helen, Sabrina and Housey?...:) I would be taking three-week "sick eave". Must clarify that the blardy Dioc refused to sign on a predetermined Borang, so I'm signing one myself. The "leave" is a respite from all the sandiwara starring "sickos" on the PWTC Stage, temporarily shifted to squatter in "small" houses at Putrajaya, or Wisma MCA, or Wisma MIC (Is there one nyet?).

So I'll render National Service in educating some ER who do business 24/7 to survive in the harsh Malaysian environs, getting harsher by the day -- or the die-by-die as we sweat to earn an extra 10 ringgit to put kaya on B&B! -- when the Barbarian of Globalisation enters quiety in the steel of the night, and the elected Knight is not minding/mending the store.

My first offering is plugged out of a new site I have been stealing peeps at, and if you "play" the stock market a li'l, the following is sausage for thee.


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From the nu'e business and economic webblog (trumpet sound please!)

www.benkaiser.net

with tagline:
In Knowledge We Seek,
In Truth We Trust and Humble, We Will Be


The Market is like a Woman

December 8th 2006 00:01

Whenever the index is trending upwards the euphoria is upon the investors. Same could be said for how the girl treats the boy whenever she is happy, jolly mood or whatever good mood. When the index reached its peak the investors will start selling to reap profits and retreat from the market. Shag, orgasm, ejaculate and pull out.

Whenever the index is going bearish, gloom and sometimes doom are upon the investors. Same could be said for how the girl treats the boy whenever she is, oh well, she could be bad to the boy whenever she wants for no reasons actually! At the lowest point investors would bargain hunt for cheap stocks with good uptrend potential. Just like the guy has to start picking the pieces from fights or simply pure bullying by the girl, and the guy is always wrong, from the girl's point of view. (In the eyes of the market, many investors are wrong.)

Chart the movements into a single graph, you will get a series of peaks and troughs over time. Some downs are remarkably evenly distanced. A result of pre-period and period period. Post period generally show an uptrend but is not guaranteed. Very unpredictable. It is the unpredictable element that cause the massive plunge. Frequent, rapid and massive movements vertically and horizontally in the stock market could cause massive stroke or heart attack, be it intra-day, daily, weekly, montly or annually. Same could be said for girls' moodswing attack on guys, they simply drive you crazy. You just wish to bang your head on the wall or have your right chest hammered or simply just run and slam yourself into the wall and die.

Leave early before it is too late.

But if you find a lady who is contrary to the norms, stick to it. Going against the crowd and be a contrarian. You know what I mean, mate.

DESIDERATA: Thanks kaiser matey!I don't catch what uou mean, can you eLABOURate? I advise my ER to detour dare. It has a recent run of Categories to pick up juicy bytes.


The China Series
How I Masturbated Over Being No 1
Can people die of old age?
On Vacation
I am worth a lot of money...
Trivia?

DEsi enjoyed the Chinoserie reflections.
Old age?
Hey kaiser matery, it's Awe Mind Over Matter!
You haven't heard from Mark Twain?


Before departing, not because I'm getting old, it's just being sickened and wo'n out.

So now Desi's generous in offering thee another sausage which tastes saucy. Just don't let your gf or bf catch you in the Act of eating the Forbidden Apple. Like our UMNO MP and Senator, The Indonesian MP and dangdut singer, and Wow, from the decadent West, a representative, viz:

EU commissioner
pictured nude with
colleague, says mag

BERLIN: A German magazine
confirmed yesterday it has
phtographs of EU Industry
Commissioner Guenter Verheugen
bathing nude with his female
cabinet director but said it was
considering whether to publish them.

Focus magazine said the
photographs showed Verheugen
with his caabinet chief Petra Erler
on a nudist beach during a holiday they
have admitted taking together in
Lithuana this year.

"We are still considering whether
to publish them," a spokesman for
the magazine said. -- AFP

DESI: NO< I don't subscribe to AFP,
cheapo me peeped at frebie theSun
page 12 whihc heads with
"nudes without border"
There's a typo somewhere,
no prize
but FreeHugs from FleeRunch2020
for spotting it!:)

DESI agin: That's was jest Adieu, so now there aMore:)

From the People's Paper, page N18 which I peeped at duting tehtarik break just now, here's something to ponder. And you can do a Community Srrive like what Desi did recently -- INDUCTING two friends into Emailing and Blogging! They are letting The Age factor control their mind, till Desi quoted Mark Twain's. If you need to know, go ask mGf sisdar @yantouch.wordpress.com ino order to prod her into UPdateING!:)
Note that Desi was NOT 100% doing it out of altruism. I sent them a Bill-lah, need to work towards dat 20million, remember? Also, my tehtarik-lah, tambah kaya on my Bread&BUTTtttterrrr!



Fear of change a blow to ICT

PENANG: Not many businesses are using information and communications technology (ICT) or websites to market their products and services due to fear of change, said a web developer.

Webture Sdn Bhd chief executive officer Eric Yam said many were still doing business the conventional way because they feared change due to a lack of ICT knowledge.

“There are also those who think that it is only good for global trading. But this is wrong. The website can also reach out to local customers,” he said during his presentation on E-Commerce and How It Helps Domestic Conventional Businesses at the Penang ICT Week organised by the MCA ICT Resource Centre yesterday.

Yam said some entrepreneurs were unwilling to invest in ICT, or already had a website which failed to bring in revenue due to wrong focus.

“A beautiful web design is useless when there are few visitors or if download time is slow,” he said, adding that a successful website must include good design, applications and marketing.

On the cost of hiring a web designer, Yam said it varied depending on content and web features. The price could range from RM500 for work by a freelance designer to over RM80,000 for corporate websites.

Goon Tee Ho, sales manager of web-based software application company Teneo Technologies Sdn Bhd, said some SMEs already had websites but failed to maintain and update the content due to the cost factor.

Karen Soo, chief executive officer of MEP Meeting & Exhibition Planners Sdn Bhd, shared her success story on ICT adoption.

From having two desks, one notebook and a printer, her company had grown to a workforce of 30 people today, with ICT solutions allowing the staff to work faster and smarter.