NOT in Desi's script...

I intimated to my ER (EsteemedReaders) -- intimate here has nothing to do with getting intimate, OK! -- that besides journalism and bloggig writhing which is quite formal and follows a certain format, Desi spends time trying to get to that I-LAND
named

spirit
e
desti
NATION.

He needs RM20million to get there.

Hence he started on that Hollywood trail ....now much derailed because meanwhile,
he finds he can not live on sunshine, water and oxygen alone.

He also need bread. Some butter. Okay, some kaya occasionally. And a Continental Breakfast once a week to satiate his capitalistic lust though most times, he's a contented socialist-socialite. That "socialite" part was added after a year of Bloging and I was influenced by socialables like AllOfHelen who introduced Desi to kaypohciknurses, and one FashionistA who beleives Desi should be dressed to s-kill. Whatever that's fashionable. And I do listen to my mentors.

One can be Jack of all trades but you must acknowledge some Jackies are specialist in their own rites.

Today's Post is a sort of Inter:lude that came 24 early because one Young fella just upstaged DEsi for Sundae's Inter:nude. The 'n' replaces the 'l' because this Y&A exposes many adults in their naked glory -- blush, brush! -- while Desi is only able to allude that Cometh Tomorrow, some fist of fury may be unleashed and There is no hell like a religionist subourned. (Lest Desi be accused of plagiuarism, I must say the lust line is partially borrowed from Hell kwowth no fury like a woman conned/scorned?...)

Now back to the HolyCoww script. Someone seems to jump right away from what Desi has got in his original mind ~~

ORI1:

Cadillac is tycoon's way to drive fishermen to wealth

Desi: First reacton from poor mousey writer here is: WoW! Lucky fishermen in Malaysia -- living a life of luxury, being chauffered to work. Blardy jouno has the most ridden in a limousine back from the airport.




ORI2:

Klang: Sworn in at last

DEsi: First reaction is Desi's swearing out loud -- don't know weather is right to allow that! -- what the hell is happenig to Klang folks -- you can't even locate a few good men/women/boys/girls to serve the local council! QWhy don't you recruit from Furong ah? Anak Merdeka and Desiderata are vAri*Ables/A*vail*Ables.

Act1:
From The People's Paper, page N3:

Saturday November 25, 2006


KOTA BARU: His Porsche’s gear stick had loosened and the road tax for his Pajero had expired. So tycoon Datuk Nik Sapeia Nik Yusof decided to go to the magistrate’s court here in his stretch 7,500cc Cadillac limousine.

It was this gleaming beauty that made heads turn when Nik Sapeia arrived in court on Wednesday to face a charge of causing hurt to former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad and three others at the Sultan Ismail Petra airport on July 28.
He was alleged to have discharged a dangerous substance through a spraying instrument.

Despite facing trying times, the affable tycoon and his wife Datin Dr Suriani Yahya consented to an interview with The Star at their mansion in Pasir Tumboh here yesterday.


He seemed amused by the attention his American luxury model was getting, adding that he received numerous SMS when photographs of him and his wife getting out of the Cadillac appeared in newspapers.

“A former state CPO said we looked like (former US president) John F. Kennedy and (his wife) Jacqueline,” he quipped.

Nik Sapeia, who has more than 10 luxury cars in his stable, said he wanted to own a Cadillac from the moment he saw former US vice-president Al Gore “grandly” stepping out of one in Kuala Lumpur seven years ago.

Nik Sapeia was introduced to a Cadillac dealer in Thailand in 1999 and bought his dream car for RM1mil.

The licence plate – “Bangkok 2” – is custom-made and a gift from a Thai VIP, he said, adding that he was involved in many charities in Thailand.

“Do you know that it is one of only 40 right-hand drive Cadillac limos in the world?


“A Cadillac model only comes out once every 15 years and it is a prestigious vehicle,” said the proud owner.

The Cadillac, which takes up two and a half lots of normal parking space, is placed in a “secret” underground car park near his home where his prized collection of cars are kept.

The limousine is equipped with a TV set, a drink dispenser and aircraft material shock absorbers.

Nik Sapeia, who made his fortune in fisheries, said he normally used the Cadillac for important business functions in Bangkok and would only occasionally drive it around town here. He has approval to drive the car into Thailand.

The Cadillac is his way of showing that fishermen can also be successful.

“I want to tell everybody that fishermen can become rich,” said the former politician who claims to own the largest fleet of deep-sea trawlers in the region.

The Kelantan-born was educated in St Xavier's Institution in Penang.

He started dabbling in the import-export business with only RM500 and went into other fields before finding his niche in the marine industry.

After the interview, Nik Sapeia and Dr Suriani sportingly posed for photographs beside the Cadillac together with two of their six children Nik Abdul Matin Fawwaz, 14, and Wan Elysya Sapeia, seven.

DESI:

In my script, The Star must have been "bewitched" by a tycoon who was described so worshiuippingly as "affable" tycoon. And in my script, this jumps at Desi!

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The licence plate – “Bangkok 2” – is custom-made and a gift from a Thai VIP, he said, adding that he was involved in many charities in Thailand.
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Until the episode involve this affable tycoon, Desi has not heard of him, yet he has made such a contribution to charities in THailand so much so a THai VIP gifted him with a one-million Cadillac. Did The Star not ask him how many "millions" he had donated across the border before the "recipient" country's folks, okay another affable tycoon, reciprocated in giving back a token Cadillac? Or Journalism 101 tells you NOT to ask "unfriendly" questions?

In Desi's script, we natives always practise CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME.
Has the MSM on record how much this affable tycoon das donated to local charities?
Okay, to be precise, "local" means "Malaysian" -- not to abang adik in the neighbourhood.

As to other Sore Thumbs sticking out like -- what else, Sore Thumbs! -- please desipher yourself from the highlights by Desi (THUS BOLDED) in the MSM and the Protagonist's scripts;

Has Dr Mahathir met his match, finally, an affable tycoon, in court, half court, fool court, Skippy?




Act2:
From The Star, page N8:


MPK councillors finally sworn in

KLANG: After two postponements, the troubled Klang Municipal Council (MPK) finally swore in 18 councillors yesterday for a two-year tenure.

Among those sworn in was the son of Port Klang assemblyman Datuk Zakaria Md Deros, Zainuri Zakaria, 33, who was mired in the DZ Satay House scandal recently.

The controversial DZ Satay House, owned by Zainuri, had no approved building plan, no business permit and sat on government land without a Temporary Occupational Licence.

The structure was torn down on Thursday.

Zakaria, who was a former councillor, was in the spotlight recently as well for illegally building a mansion in Kampung Idaman and for not paying assessment for his present home and the Umno office in Port Klang for more than 10 years.

He eventually relinquished his appointment as councillor.

Asked about his recent troubles, Zainuri said he was remorseful and would carry out his responsibilities well.

“As a councillor, I must follow all the rules and there will not be a repeat of what had happened recently,” he said.

He said he had adhered to regulations issued by the Selangor government and MPK by consenting to the demolition of the illegal satay house, located in Pandamaran.

“We did not protest or prevent the demolition from taking place,” he said.

Zainuri, who described the episode as a “technical mistake” said he wanted to work hand-in-hand with the council to develop Klang.

He also advised those without the necessary approval and licences to obtain them immediately in accordance with the council bylaws.

Another controversial figure sworn in was Datuk Mazlynoor Abdul Latiff, who was also found to have built a bungalow without council approval.

He later apologised and submitted all necessary documents, which were then approved.

When approached, Mazlynoor said what had happened was a “small matter”, adding that the controversy that followed was common when one was involved in politics.

DESI: All the highlights (THUS BOLDED) are in the newspaper's and the PLAYERS' holycoww script, BUTT not in DEsi's script. NO, by George (Oh Well), my script would run along such lines/lineage not of royal Klang colour, or of Java blood/bloodline ~~

Zainuri should have joined a Madrasah as a student of ethical behaviour, and after two years, emerge as a teacher of kindie children in the royal city of Klang as a voluntary worker, winning many converts to his school of good and proper behaviour in tandem with the most developed state of Selangor of which Klang is proudly its model presconct now that Zakaria-rites are putting things right. Oh, the sister-in-law Roselind Abdul Jamil also did not accept the Councilman's post as she felt her position (as a Muslim woman) is better served by enrolling in a madrasahw, from which she graduated a few years latter and in her own right, she started a fashion school for Muslim women on proper 21st century lifestyle, properly attired and manneredly feminine so that the councilmen won't be swayed by foreign women from Mongolia -0- outer, inner or middle kingdom. Or by men from Manchuria.

Oh, I forgot, the main protagonist, Datuk Zakaria! He voluntarily relinquished the State Assemblyman's post after a meeting with the State religious counsellor and dedicated himself in his now advanced age in reforming wayward Mat Rempit. He re-planned and refurbished the four-storey "small house" in Klang into a racing track, sound-proof for the Mat Rempit to race each other from the ground floor to the top landing -- the main challenge is to see who could survive the fly-off from the fourth floor to land on some sofa laid out on the ground below four floors down. If the Rempit did not SEI, he's given a ***"MatSally" as a bride.

***Apparently, Datuk Z has such great charm there are hordes of such female MatSalleh -- for those not so up to the mark, they are called "MatSally" with the "t" pronounced with a "d" sound. Calling the olde Light&Easy, now LiteFM, please note! lining up to register to live a fastlane life with Mat Rempit champions.

Act#?
still/steal on/from the drawing or storyboard...

Page N31, The Star, Agin!
I wonder if Helen and her pastor are amenable to a Gin & (5S)Tone...
after Sunday worship tomorrow~~~

Alltantuya's dad
plans a movie

DEar ER, please-lah, don't be kedekut, BUY a copy of The Star for RM1.20,
or get It from Desi for Desi tomorrow. Meet me at the
usual Furong Korner for CON BF!
I'm free cos I ain't no writHing Inter{Lude for the Soul tomorrow. COMING...
something hot and chic!