If things ain't goin' right...

Blame it on the whether!

From the Star, an olde record playin' it again, like Desi advised: PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM!
"As time goes by" for olde times' s(H)ake in Casablanca.



Councillor Faizal also blames it on his architect

KLANG: It is the architect’s fault.

Faizal Abdullah, a councillor from the Klang Municipal Council, gave the same excuse as his fellow councillor and Port Klang state assemblyman Datuk Zakaria Md Deros for building a bungalow without obtaining prior approval from the local authorities.

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A third Councillor in similar bind, Mazlynoor Abdul Latiff, offered that "Everyone is also doing it!"

I think he forgot his architect's name, so Everyone is more convenient. One mGf who is a reporter and stays in the royal city is servicing his bank loan for a single-storey terraced house for some two decades now is definitely NOT doing it!
Does my friend have a case for defamation, any loyar buluk out here who won't be blamed for giving wlong advice?


Then when a group of DAP and PKR supporters led by DAP Sec-Gen and outspoken lwayer-Assemblyman Teng Chang Khim (who suffered a slap at the hands of that Zakaria idiot!) held a peaceful protest in front of Zakaria's mansion, the latter's henchmen said THE OPPOSITON IS BEHIND ALL OF ZAKARIA'S TROUBLES.

From The People's Paper yesterday, doing some KetchUp as usual~~


Klang Umno backs chief, blames Opposition


KLANG: The Klang Umno division rallied behind its chief Datuk Zakaria Md Deros with a show of support and loyalty, claiming that he had been “sabotaged” by the Opposition.

“The entire thing is the work of the Opposition to discredit him. The only thing wrong here is the non-submission of building plans, that’s all,” division information chief Shoimi Shafie told pressmen at 6.45pm yesterday after the division held an emergency meeting.

Those who attended the meeting at the division’s headquarters in Pandamaran included division deputy chairman Datuk Mazlynoor Abdul Latiff, division Wanita chief Senator Datin Paduka Norhayati Onn Ismail and acting Youth chief Zainuri, who is Zakaria’s son.
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DESI: These UMNO guys normally pick on DAP as the blaming stone of First Resort -- which is quite luxurious really, like a "small" house of four-storey ala Zakaria ala Mazynoor ala Faizal ala ....... (Let's fill up the rollcall as things develop slowly but surely in sole Developed State in NegaraKu, eh?)--

They dare not blame It on PAS because the latter will call on fiery Hell and burning brimstones on these cowards who believe they are Jaguh kampong and king of all they survey, therefore can build, and build, and build...
With impunity. Until Citzien Nades and citizen Keen?Ken write about their glorification.
And the Sultan steps into the terortry, and these cowards are terrified, OR ARE THEY?
"To be or not not to be, that's the question."
Desi doesn't really know the relevance or significance of this Shakespearean quote.
THINKING ALLOWED (ala JeffOoi whom I've not been quoting much nowadays, I don' know why. Do you?): But what the hella, Jaguh New Village must show off some metal/mettle wat!


When the Haze ("Smog" is actually the right word, but if you're a leftist like Desi, Haze is oso cun.For the proper understanding of the word 'cun', please consult Helen. WE don't want any fracas arising from misUNDERstanding of English blogspiak, do we?) hit NegaraKu recently and many fellow Malaysians looked across the Straits of Malacca -- that's the supposed direction of the smokers! -- an Indon diplomate wisely cracked (words to similar effect, okay, not verbatim because my memory bank is not rich:(~~

When we exported Oxygen to you, you did not say thanks. Now we export Carbon Dioxide (plus some monoxide and trioxide?), you guys blame IT on us. Please kneel and pray-lah, such is an act of God.


Sounds familiar, right?
One local miniSTER said similarly way back when some highlands suffered serious landslides to close off stretches of highways, he proclaimed, and no one can rebut his heavenly wisdom: IT's an act of GOD!

So when you drive at night straight into a manhole, uncovered, exposed, OBseenly, and you slowly climb out muddied like a ghost from your Mrercedes Benz, DON'T BLAME THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES FOR NOT PUTTING UP ANY PROPER BARRIERS AND/OR FLASHING HAZARD WARNNING LIGHTS.

It's an occupational hazard for driving a small car in a small road in a developed State called Selangor, where SemuaNya Okay!


PARTING SHOT: When fellow Bloggers meet with Writer's Block, WHO or/and WHAT do you blame, my dear EsteemedReaders, please shAre truthfoolly.

As for Desi, I swear it's mainly that I got up on the right side of the bed. I'm a leftist, you see.

OR it's that time of the month. PERIOD.