CON

verSAtion

With
O
U
T
sincerity

There is no true
C
O
N
versation

So spare me a thousand sweet words
I only wish to see one

s
M
I
L
E

from the heART.

Desiderata
one upon a time, dime
thyme, thine, mine


CONning continues @ 10.13AM because MBH is my abode, to abuse and disabuse. Frankly, I don't know the meaningof "disabuse" but it sounds right in what folows, so live wit' it. Badder still, sing along with Desi, LET IT BE!

CON
m
e
n
AWE

cometh in all hues and professions.

from out NigeriaA a Black
tall, dark and handsap
promising ye millions yes lucky You
in exchange for thy (heart of) Au

from out of ChinaH a Yellow
femme fatale your heart to swallow
svelte like yvette memieu
shark's fin and thy head on the menu

from out of BanglaA
not so tall, not so black yet handsap
young local femme fatales they capture
set their hearts a flutter
and the local mat rempit raging in Anger

from out of BurmaA, not MyanmarR
burning wit' fierce ambition to permanently stay
of a hellhole/hold of military regime
got a UN KadRefugee: let me here play/pray


from out of MalaysiaL
a Datuk, sometimes even a double or triple
do as I say, not do as I do
he taketh wifey number 5, they mumble:
i do, i did, i done, i con, agin i do

The Professions I referred to cover the 'hole range from the oldest like *POliticians to the middling like **Lawyers to the newest ***Journalist/Blogger. Thy are knot worth my time/dime being paid homage in rime -- Oh No, No,No! that would be an insult tomy peers like Shakespear, Wordsworth and Humingwayz -- it is indeed a crime.

Category *, select which is mots suitable candidate:

(1) Karpal Sink
(2) Lim Kid Song
(3) Muhammad son/of Muhammad
(4) Semi-value
(5) None of the above. THEN YOU, blardyTHEhella NOMINATE!

Category **, select which is the mots suitable candidate:

(1) Wee Choo Kang
(2) Gani Petai
(3) VK Lingoon
(4) YOUR FAMILY LAWYER
(5) None of the above. THEN YOU2, ...

Category ***, don't select, this list is jest for LOL! VVe must not stir shit in our own shitPORT, right, middle, leftIST?

(1) RPK
(2) Rockybru
(3) WCW
(3) DPP
(4) ONE AMONG YOU! *** DID aweOFhelen WHISPER awedawayFROMipoh: Desi!:(


"Chow!"

which means

See ya sext weak,

OR

Come eat another
CON
wit' or withOUT Daisy
on a bicyle built for Thee and Me
One more SodoMee anywan?


*************
One who cometh in da steal of Furongknight **********

Wan DPP is hence demoted to be the nu'e AG!:(



donplaypuks® said...

Con-air

S
P
I
R
A
C
Y

Once
is happenstance

Twice
is coincidence

B
U
T
T

Thrice
Mr. Bond, can only be

C
O
N
S
P
I
R
A
C
Y
.
!!

Desi, not the most original to your sonnet, but you can't expect much more at 1.45 a.m. and they did not teach poetry appreciation to science class students.
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

DESIDERATA @10.49AM: :):):):):):):) con con con con con con CON BF!