BIGWORDS, smallvoice

In the spirit of CNY, a li'l ratty but mainly mousey, Desi apologises to all and sunny sometimes he likes to use BIGWORDS when he himself ain't sure of what he wants to mean. Smallwords like Eat, Drink and Be Merry, VVe even in the Opposition front know by heART. Easy meat, Karaoke, chinadolls and cinapuerhteh.The MCA Youth-way,or is it wayward? Wanna be a billinaire by 27, join LingAding. Wannabe as golden SIL or DIL, join KJ. If you know not who KJ is by now, they may take away your citizenship.

In the spirit of Bloggers camaraderie for the lads/cameradearie for the ladies, Desi now runs an important COMMUNITY SERVICE MESSAGE-- don't mix up wit' Communist Servile Massage, that's only at Wisma MCA*A when the LingAding taketh over (may GOoD save their souls, if they have many...).

From a fellow chair who gave thee bum2007.wordpress.com, Howsy like mousey Desi hyde-ing away in Olde New Yorke, or feminine Manhattan, here cometh:

a mghty scary and hairy BIGWORD

from the hoRst of howsy.blogspot.com

compendium

From thefreedictionary.com:)


com·pen·di·um (km-pnd-m)
n. pl. com·pen·di·ums or com·pen·di·a (-d-)
1. A short, complete summary; an abstract.
2. A list or collection of various items.

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[Latin, a shortening, from compendere, to weigh together : com-, com- + pendere, to weigh; see (s)pen- in Indo-European roots.]

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2003. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. (In the spirit of the Year of De Rat 4706, Desi bollowed the rights, of what's leftovers after the mice have eat'n:)

Thesaurus: Synonyms Related Words AntonymsNoun
1. compendium - a publication containing a variety of works
collection
publication - a copy of a printed work offered for distribution
anthology - a collection of selected literary passages
archives - collection of records especially about an institution
compilation, digest - something that is compiled (as into a single book or file)
2. compendium - a concise but comprehensive summary of a larger work
sum-up, summary - a brief statement that presents the main points in a concise form; "he gave a summary of the conclusions"



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Pak Lah's Compendium of Flowery Quotes and Slogans

" Dear all,

Hope this e-mail finds you all in good spirits and Happy CNY (to those celebrating) and Happy Holidays to all. It's been a while since I've written to you all since BUM 2007 ( I heard BUM 2008 is coming up soon).

Sorry to bother you all, but let me angkat bakul sendiri here a little bit. For your information, I have created a blogsite compiling all the flowery quotes and slogans that you have heard from our beloved PM. Yes, Malaysians mudah lupa but our PM mudah tipu instead (you may disagree with me); hence the blog address www.paklahmudahtipu.blogspot.com. I'm not sure whether I'll be dragged by Shaw Brothers, so let us just say 'I Say Amen'. Here's the background of the blog:


Do you know that the biggest flower in the world (co-incidentally also found in Malaysia) stenches? Aren't you tired sniffing the stench over and over again for too long? Our PM says the darndest things indeed (to adopt the book title of Amir Muhammad). All the quotes here are sourced from Google News (mainly NaSTy archives via Highbeam), the PMO website, Doc Mave's Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin and The Sensintrovert.

The list is not exhaustive, and it only covers the quotes or news related to the quotes that are actually mentioned by our beloved No.1. Therefore, there are only 323 posts to date instead of zillions of posts on f**k-ups during his administration. Nonetheless, you can get the idea of how many times he had actually say 'I am fair to all' or the more popular ones like 'Work with me, not for me'. And here's the categories available in the compendium:


18 Big Fish (1)
Abuse (3)
All Malaysians Are Equal (2)
Alternative Media (5)
Anwar Ibrahim (2)
Approved Permits (2)
Australia (2)
Barang Naik (12)
Berani Kerana Benar (4)
Beyond 2020 (1)
Biadap (3)
Blogs (10)
BN (1)
bureaucracy (6)
Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin (3)
Can You Speed It Up? (1)
Cemerlang (3)
Change Lifestyle (5)
Chinese Schools (2)
Christianity (2)
Chua Soi Lek Sextape (1)
Cincai Attitude (1)
CJ-gate (1)
CNBC Interview (1)
CNN Interview (1)
Cobra Yacht (2)
Collect rainwater (1)
Committee (2)
corruption (29)
Crime Rates (15)
Criticism welcome (1)
Cronyism (1)
Cut Red Tape (1)
Demonstration (1)
Disctinction (1)
Do I Deserve This (1)
Don't Question (2)
Doses of Venom (1)
Education (4)
Elections (5)
Elegant silence (2)
Endon (2)
Environment (3)
Et tu Najib (1)
Excellence (1)
Face Up To Mistakes (1)
facilitating business (1)
Fair To All (8)
Fairuz (1)
Feel Good Economy (9)
First Class Infrastructure Third Class Mentality (2)
First Class Parliament (5)
flip-flop (16)
Flood (1)
Fly Kite (1)
Freedom of Speech (21)
friendly (1)
Gemilang (3)
GLCs Bailout (1)
Glory (1)
Haze (1)
He Can Say What He Wants (1)
Honeymoon Is Over (3)
Housewives (1)
human capital (1)
Human rights (1)
I Am Not Arrogant (1)
I Am Not One-term PM (1)
I Am PM (2)
I Am PM For All Malaysians (9)
I Am The Finance Minister (2)
I Command Majority Support (1)
I Don't Know (4)
I Don't Remember (2)
I Don't See It As A Crisis (1)
I Don't Think I Can Wait Too Long (1)
I Failed My Statistics Paper (1)
I Have A Job To Do (6)
I Have Big Ears (1)
I Have My Own Way (4)
I Have No Interest In Iraq Scheme (1)
I Need More Time (3)
I Still Have A Lot of Time To Deliver Promises (5)
I Will Monitor Them (1)
I Won't Disappoint The People (1)
I'll Run In Next Elections (1)
I'll Serve With Integrity Efficiency and Fairness (1)
I'm Aware (1)
I'm Happy Ministers Don't Fight (1)
I'm Here For Long (2)
I'm Well Don't Worry (1)
Illegal Immigrants (1)
Indian (5)
IPCMC (23)
IPTA Rankings (1)
ISA (9)
Islam (6)
Islam Hadhari (15)
Islam-as-I-say-nation (8)
It's Time To Deliver (1)
Jeanne Danker (5)
Johari Baharum (2)
JPA (7)
Kalau Betul Tulis Surat (2)
Keep your promises to people (1)
KJ (9)
Lawatan Sambil Belajar (1)
Lembut (2)
Little Napoleon (16)
mahathir (19)
Malaysia Belongs To All Races (5)
Maybank (1)
mega projects (21)
Migrant Workers (1)
mr (1)
mr. nice guy (1)
Multi-racial ties (11)
My Goats Were Stolen (1)
My Son and SIL Never Get Govt Projects (6)
My Son Is Rich (1)
Namewee (1)
Nasi Kandar (1)
national intergrity plan (1)
Negarakuku (1)
NEP (14)
Next time must listen to wife (1)
No Excuse (1)
Nothing to fear from the truth (1)
Open Tenders (2)
openness (8)
Pantang dicabar (1)
Patrick Badawi (1)
Pay up Contractors (1)
PM Wants/Orders (2)
Police (23)
Pope Must Apologise (1)
postponement (1)
Poverty (3)
press freedom (11)
Private Jet (2)
Proton (2)
public service (7)
Rally (10)
Rent-seeking Mentality (1)
right (1)
RTM Interview (2)
Sad (1)
Scomi (5)
Semuanya OK (1)
SIL (9)
Skodeng (1)
Sports (2)
Squatgate (3)
Stop Being Afraid (1)
Stop Spying (1)
Stop The Bias (1)
Stop The Rumours (11)
Super-sized Cabinet (8)
Support Me and I'll Support You (2)
Task force (2)
Tell Me The Truth (7)
Terbilang (3)
thank you (4)
There's Nothing More Can Be Done (1)
Thinkers Wanted (1)
Tidur (2)
Towering (1)
Tragedy (1)
TV3 Interview (8)
UMNO (17)
Use more dignified ways (1)
Walk The Talk (7)
We'll Investigate (1)
We're Ready (1)
Work With Me Not For Me (4)
Zakaria Mat Deros (1)


Yes, 'corruption', 'IPCMC', 'Police', 'Freedom of speech' and interestingly, 'mega projects' all top the list. You could even find darnder quotes from "My goats were stolen" to "I failed my Statistics paper" in there too!

There has never been a freer (and cleaner) Malaysia under him? Think again.

Spread the news and bookmark the links if you like them. :-)


I do not claim sole credit for the blog as most of the posts are nipped from Doc Mave's Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin blog. I do not wish to do a Brendan here, so all posts and scans (if any) are and will be appropriately credited with links and if you find that I have missed out any, please inform me.

Sincerely,
Howsy."


PS: Wrt bum2008, let's say it's all in the mind, mine, thyne, it's awe rhyme.
Wait for de announcement.Miss Patience is also Ms or Mr Virtuous.