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Wednesday, February 08, 2012

THE VOICE, knot midnight, and a cvowboy's aSspiring Tail

The second season of THE VOICE just started, and it's televised over Astro in the same week after its US broadcast. The Voice 2 first episode prefaced that the competition is going to be fiercer than the year before. The truly honest "interactive" eexchanges between the judges and contestants, as well as some among the judges too -- are these rehearsed before? -- provide lessons for artists 2B, both American and foreign, including Malaysians who have an open mind. Like mine-lah! (The Mouth2!)

I find this talent hunt show more spontaneous than the American Idol -- and Desi has always has a soft spot for "country singers" who also have a soft spot for Blake (who has a lovely wife for a singer-- Wow, lucky couple, just like Tim McGraw and FAITH HILL. If you have been a regular reader hear, hey, you would have noticed I have a soft spot for Faith.

I think Malaysia has got lots of talent too except the national TV stations always run their talent shows with a "ethnic" bias -- and I won't elaborate just in case the ilks of Ibrahim aRSEli and Hassan aRSEli2 cometh after Desi, and I don't think much of cowboys like me, Nashville in 10nyC. Perhaps a privileged Doctor of kows&ghosts and a miniSTER who raise lembu in condominiums make badder company for the two ....holes.

And following is a narrative I received via Email for one half of Tom&Jerry today -- I almost choked on my supper of bifstick and chick drumsteak. Poor me, I got awe my sperring screwed up because of too much sugared cookies and overdosed on Vitamin C minus the Vit M in too many Mandarin oranges.

DISaRSEsociation Disclaimer: This narrative does not feature any person dead or alive in NegaraKu or the great US of A, so any resemblance is strictly cooked/cocked up and mayhaps due to the reader's misguided dan colorfool imagineNATION!

Bodek miniSTER called PrimeMeater one am and said, "pm, I have a plan to win back our kampung folk for GE13!"

"Great mini, but how?" asked PrimeMeater.

"We'll get some plain baju and slippers, like most kampung people wear,

then stop at the National Feedlot Centre (NFC) in Nashville and pick up a nice-looking cow.

Then, we'll go to a nice old country kedai kopi and show them how much admiration and respect

we have for the hard working people living there."

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in that litter town in Tennysee.

With the cow in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the counter.

The saloon owner took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you PrimeMeater and miniSTER?"

"Yes we are!" said minSTER, "And what a lovely town you have here.

We were visiting the NFC and PrimeMeater here suggested we stop and take in some local colour."

They ordered a round of teh tarik for the whole shop and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old farmer came in, walked up to the cow,

lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.

A few moments later, in came another old farmer.

He walked up to the cow, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the shop.

For the next hour, a dozen farmers came in, lifted the cow's tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, miniSTER asked, "Why did all those old farmers come in and look under the cow's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

"No, no," said the saloon owner. "Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a cow in here with two aRsEholes!"


And dear matey whop is from Chicago Mob (?) has this funDY 250mil carton fool of lembu and cowsmaids and their cariing cheaphead.

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Deserves to be Cow Bell of the Year.

Tainting all bovines since 250 Million.


sweetspirits said...

no not The Voice
lhm ........... 5 mins and i was like wt? Sorry i think the show is utter crap .
But still luv ur bloggie

desiderata said...

sweets: ~~ v v are democratssssssssss yes ! -- Msians and Ozzies, so vv can differ or defer and yet sing Waltzing Matilda together...Or Rasa Sayang eh?:) Desi, stealaSsknottyINpdWATERS:)