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Monday, July 31, 2006

No Brainers ...

If Donald Trump were to be on the panel to judge Malaysians, we would be right UP THERE!

"NO BRAINERS!"
... and if you think this is NO compliments,
DON'T THINK TWICE, II's ALRIGHT. It's the NST that's responsible or irresponsible, your choice, Desi's Place is 100% democratic.

Now all of a sudden we are told that maybe it is time to consider having another Malaysia-Singapore link, the bullet train link. The RM 8 billion bullet link has been proposed by YTL Corp. A news item reported that Francis Yeoh, YTL's managing director, said the Malaysian and Singapore governments have been informed of the plan.

NB1

A NST report had the following to say regarding the advantages of such a high speed rail link ::

"Every single fund manager loves this project and a lot of consumers want it. The industries want it. It’s a no-brainer. It’s the perfect alternative to air and land transport between the two hubs and will integrate them," he said.


And from an up-and-coming Barisan Nasional Youtgh leader with Prime Minister-ial ambitions ...

NB2

Khairy Jamaluddin claimed last Friday the Umno Youth got an e-mail about an international coffee shop chain allegedly supporting Israel and sending funds to the Zionist regime.

He wants the rakyat to know. "I will suggest that we distribute a list of the companies which are clear Israeli supporters according to their profits so that we are aware of who are helping Israel," the Umno Youth deputy chief was quoted by Bernama.

With that information, the members of the public can decide whether to boycott these companies or remain as their clients. Umno Youth itself won't bother with a boycott campaign , its deput chief said; such campaigns have proved ineffective in the past.

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DESI: Yeah, before you patronise any of the Fast-FOOD joints or any MEDICAL CENTRE, please ask for their authenticity for non-Israel shareholders. "Please be seated at the AC Very Patient Lunge while we check, Sir!"


And from his MCA counterpart, aspiring to be a miniSTER, a blast from 1997/98 if you still remember, the kind of September...

NB3

All the local media, especially the Hua Ren-ciontrolled or linked ones, were abuzz with news the past few days of one (Ding-a-ling) 27-year-old youth -- with the help of some corporate friends, especially Bankers and Daddy's cronies -- obtained enough banking facilities to take control of at least four listed conpanies on the KLSE (and I don't know how many more overseas ... They welcomed our Ringgit! Even the Jews!)

Come, Y&A, if you want to be a millionaire-by-30, don't take part in The Apprentice -- you don't even know if The Donald One has got any Jewish bloodline! -- JOIN OUR EAT, DRINK & BE MERRY PARTY.


And drum roll, finally from the Innovative Minister of Youth and Sports ~~~~~~~

No, it's NOT that Sports Centre costing RM490 only in England in Howsy's neighbourhood, Ooops, I dropped 6 zeroes, try again...

RM490,000,000 ...
Don't Think Twice, It's Alrite now2.



I always stop at 4, you know why?
"4" in Chinoserie sounds like "sui" which can mean water, which means money, or can sound like "See", which can mean Open your eyes wide two, can realise the wisdom of Youth, or can mean Die-lah. I think always of the lust. Sorry, bro Mave SM, Anak Merdeka and Helen, a li'l DDC on bluesy Monday.
Don't Think THrice, It's Alrite 3.


NB4

The Innoovative Minister has come out with this latest Brainer:

From The Star. page N22, July 31, 2006 ~~~~

Mapping system to know more about youths.

Desi: Did I say No Brainer?
So it's thus left accidentally/incidentally/intentionally/unwittingly

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Go figure... BYE.
See you next week.:(
Many of my ER have tired of Desi's speak. Better take a Break-away. I'm feeling tiored and weary nowadays. And nowanights2. NO more current brain cells. Theels, where art thou? Can arrange for Desi some transplant?

Ooops, you're in medsin farming, not brain trans-plant.

8 comments:

Helen said...

I was down with flu for the weekend and suddenly so many news??! lol I better go catch up.

Psst, remember the old joke about M'sian brains? It's the most precious and expensive ler... Brand new first hand unused mar..lol

chong y l said...

helen:
I like these children's games -- wanna join you in the Taman playing Catch-UP.

Make sure there are NO Jewsih music and hamburgers in the picnic basket, dear.

UMNO Youth may have a Squad Skodeng ala-Melaka CEO around! And no holding hands please, we are First World, not olde world Melaka, K!

Anonymous said...

NB1 : Not to forget the Lionland are not interested on funding the project. KM better watch out siding with TunM legacy builder team, there is tons of people can eyes for his place.

NB2 : ROFL.

NB3 : No eye see.

NB4 : If it works, Malaysia don't need petrol industries. We can just export this technology and thrive for the the next 100 years.

Arena Green said...

Hi Desi ... we're all getting tired of the same ol' stuff, aren't we?

chong y l said...

moo_t:

The NB4:

I was expanding on the thread of the Minsister embarking on more Mega $ projects, RM490mil for Sports Complex. How much for this Mapping project? Another 1/2billion? No brainer, unless it's her cronise getting the contracts? One sub-CON in one state ha?

chong y l said...

anak merdeka:
welcome back. Yes, we are tired and wearied.

So the Sandiwara enteres Act 3, Scene number .... I won't keep track. I'd mention in passing when I spy the NEXT Et tu, Brute-ass' act.

I think I'd jon thee watching Alex Dumas's 3 Mosquitoes and a Donut?

Helen said...

Desi, dun kick me har...

Influential blogger is going on air tomorrow and how I wish the 3rd blogger is you! *quickly run away to hide.... yes, no Jewish affliated places of course..**

chong y l said...

helen:

Me NOT in that femes league -- you got TV station ah in Ipoh? I offer to ne Anchor man, tho I don drink; teh-C okay!

And no Jewish conexxions, the only one I know is Shylock, thro Portia via Da Bard. I'm same old Bardist, not Bastard. This later category you find among the 3 Monkeys -- See no eveil, Hear no evil and Speak no evil. Until it's their turn to speak! To Condolisa Rice. Me, I'm tending my paddy field. Need flower for thy pastry?