Smart-assed MP and A-Class ShahriZAT

Lately a certain FAshionistA has been giving tips to my ER -- especially remnants of MCP! and IF you have to ask desi what MCP is, get out of here! --how to keep abreast with the trends in A-ttire,A-ttitude and Altitude.

Let Desi explain because FashionAsia may protesteh that this Blogger puts words into her mouth -- which is not big, just pear-ly, my educated Guess, which is also one of her brands though I'm still awaiting mGf to gift me as a Nut! -- lest she lend weight to Shakespeare's words to the effect: Woman, thou protesteth too much!" which also requires some feedback -- quote for this lazy scribe where this came from, context too (like a Literature test!:)

Hello there, SH Tan, from Penang, have thee verified this?

Back to my post title, you'd have guess'd!

Frontpage of theSUN which shines brightly on the Gems, exposes the asses of the Coals:

MP'S
INSULT ON
SINGLE
MUMS
AROUSES
ANGER
Backlash
over 'gatal'

KUALA LUMPUR: Claws were unsheathed in the Dewan Rakyat today (April 26, 2006) when a PAS member made an unkind remark about single mothers.

All women MPs from both sides of the divide stood up in consternation when Abdul Fatah Harun (Rantau Panjang) claimed most single mothers, with the exception of widows, were divorced because they were "gatal" (flirtatious).

Taking the lead was Women, Family and Community Development Minister Datuk Seri Shahrizat Abdul Jalil. Her male counterparts joined in the chorus of protest.

For 10 minutes, they verbally "abused" Abdul Fatah, demanding that he withdraw the statement.

But all they got from Abdul Fatah was: "I withdraw the word 'gatal' but maintain that what I said is a fact."

Shahrizat said Abdul Fatah's remark insulted all single-mothers and such a claim can only be made by one who does not have faith in God.

Winding up the debates on the 9th Malaysia Plan for her ministry, she said there are many reasons for a divorce, including misunderstanding, financial problems and in-laws.

Datuk Abdul Ghapur Salleh (BN-Kalabakan) said the word "gatal" is unparliamentary and rude while Lim Bee Kau (BN-Padang Serai) said Abdul Fatah must be strongly objected because he has malicious intent.

However, Abdul Fatah refused to retract initially because he did not have any bad intention towards anybody as his statement was a fact and "gatal" is the most accurate word to describe the women he referred to.

To make matters worse, Deputy Speaker Datuk Lim Si Cheng, who tried hard to contain the situation, said he could not ask Abdul Fatah to withdraw his statement because he was not around when the claim was first made.

He then told Abdul Fatah to explain what he meant and on hearing his explanation, agreed the word was inappropriate and asked for a retraction.

However, at that time, the House was already chaotic with shouts from the MPs.

Idris Haron (BN-Tangga Batu) even asked for an adjournment for the issue to be discussed at length but Lim said it was not necessary.

Lim took some time ordering all of them to be seated and finally Abdul Fatah said he withdrew the word "gatal" but maintained what he said was a fact.

However, Shahrizat had the last say. She warned Abdul Fatah: "Next time, do not ever use the word 'gatal' again to refer to women!"

Later, when Ismail Noh (PAS-Pasir Mas) suggested the khutbah Jumaat address the issue of single mothers, Shahrizat said she felt relieved not all Kelantan men share Abdul Fatah's mind.

"Otherwise, it would be very unfortunate for those married to Kelantan men. Actually I married one of them too but perhaps, those on this side (pro-government) are not like that," she added.


Desiderata:


A-TTITUDE

Fact: Sharizat has more balls than many of her male counterparts in RUMAHsakitsikitParliamen, be it from UMNO or PAS --(pause) any from MCP? You tell me.

Fiction: Most single mothers, with the exception of widows, were divorced because they were 'gatal' (flirtations)
Counterpoint (yet to be confirmed Fact or Fiction): More likely the trigger is that "The amorous men allowed to have more than one wife likely to seek Amore, leaving the first wife alone at home, and their 'gatal" fingers roaming all over another woman's landscape, oh, bodyEscape!"


A-LTITUDE

Fact: When the culprit MP said:"I withdraw the word 'gatal' but maintain that what I said is a fact." is NOT an apology but a re-affirmatuion he is a smart-asshole.

Fiction:That Malaysians in general have high esteem of the august House. No, most constituents have higher respect for those furry residents at that place they call Zoo Negara in nearby off Jalan Klang Lama, Selangor.

MENTAL A-TTIRE:

FAshionistA A-Class ShariZAT, especially your final punch to the belt, not above or below, just level! Quote:

She warned Abdul Fatah: "Next time, do not ever use the word 'gatal' again to refer to women!"


PHYSICAL A-TTIRE

Learning from international nu'e
changing fashion capital
of emerging worlde ~~~~~~~
Peking to Beijing!

Tue Apr 25, 8:21 AM ET


BEIJING (Reuters) - Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup-sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records.

"It's so different from the past when most young women would wear A- or B-cup bras," Triumph brand saleswoman Zhang Jing told the Shanghai Daily from the Landmark Plaza of China's commercial hub.

"You...never expect those thin women to have such nice figures if they are not plastic."

The report, seen on the daily's Web site Tuesday, said that the Hong Kong-based lingerie firm Embry Group no longer produces A-cups for larger chest circumferences and has increased production of C-, D- and E-cup bras to meet pressing demand.

The Beijing Institute of Clothing Technology released a report last week saying the average chest circumference of Chinese women has risen by nearly 1 cm (0.4 inch) to 83.53 cm (32.89 inches) since the early 1990s, the daily said.

This phenomenon, it said, was due to women eating more nutritiously and taking part in more sport.

Similar growth in the average height of children prompted a rethink last year in Beijing on the height allowance for free bus rides. (Reuters)


FAshionistA at her blog @fashionasia.blogspot.com has posted on hair-care, ladies' shoes, high or lo-heels, even kills, also men's attitude to women, hi- or lo-altitude like "OkayOrKnot making the first move, male on femail, or vice versa...")...
Okay, go see for yourself -- FEAST THY EYES ON:LY! DON'T TOUCH! ~~~ Ouch, Oouchh, OoouchhH!!! for the roving fingers, truly Getall MCA-aspirants.


Salute to non-MCP members from Desiderata:

Ignoramuses like Desi have ythe MISSconception before the free education generously handed out by FAshionistaS like ShariZAT dan FashionAsia that A-cup was the largest zize -- but the women of fesyen world from London to Milan to Gay Paree to Instanbul prefer to Go-stan in the Z to A style: C=cup is badder than A or B!

Can the dessicated one now have my miLO now, and some pastries2 puurpleAse,
FashionistA Helen mui-mui from Ipoh,
the fesyen capital sirpassing AllOfKoalaLumpuh,
PP. QQ. JB and Yes, Batam2!