At 5.15PM, Fridae April 21, 2006 came
DA ANSWERS!
When Desi searched American Heritage Dictionary,
I was surprised there is NO ENTRY for the word: PHLEGM!
I tried FLAM, te way the Americanoes like to simplify everything that Shakespeare and Desi hold sacred/secret, but it did not yield anything CLOSE to what I have in mind...
So UI itried the next best -
Dictionary.com,
and it's going to my First Point of Reference in future!
I'm gonna JUNK that Americano Dick!
Top Web Results for "phlegm"
Sinus Infection
Whooping Cough
Strep Throat
Chronic Cough
Post Nasal Drip
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5 entries found for
phlegm ( P ) Pronunciation Key (flm)
n.
Thick, sticky, stringy mucus secreted by the mucous membrane of the respiratory tract, as during a cold or other respiratory infection.
One of the four humors of ancient and medieval physiology, thought to cause sluggishness, apathy, and evenness of temper.
Sluggishness of temperament.
Calm self-possession; equanimity.
Desi hopes my ER have learnt a useful word today -- but I'm disappointed that
Helen mui-mui, despite being an Agatha Christie kaki, did not follow UP!
Another Da Desi Code fan, THeels, although she plays StalkHolmes -- not Shylock! -- she's bold enough to venture out despite a runny nose, Ahh Chooo!, This Y&A is still looking at the crystla-clear
WATER, Flowing Under The London BRIDgE!
So it's only FAshionistA who followed UP with SECOND CHANCE who is the sole winner. Come September, eh? for Da BridGe ChallengiA Prize! Now thy second nama is Miss Patience -- petite, virtuous, wise ...Rite, I heard thee, "Oh, why so cheong hei wan!"
FashionAsia, your point that that PHLEGM normally comes out of Da Mouth, not Mouse!, it sometimes does shoot out of the two tunnels under Da BridGe! especially when you blue a loud AaahhhH CHoooooOO!like what THeels did, so much so I heard her in Fu Rong and she's in Lundun!
Earlier, FAshionistA gave the answers to (1) and (2), and got it RIGHT for (2), with her Rationale as Good as Desi could give; viz--
Q1: 4 (ya its not H2O flowing down there, lotsa hard-hard stuffs too.)
Q2: 2 (bcos like a siamese twins its joint sidewways?)
By Fashionasia, at 9:49 AM
So mGf who took part,THANKS! Did you realise that your IQ quotient (I can tella!)
has gone up by a few notches; Does Da Desi Deacher Get a PRIZ(C)E?
UPDATE at 8.30PM, Thursday April 20, 2006:
DESIDERATA is in a generous mood because the Day of Loving and Gifting is just another 3-1/2 hours away. So he's making the Challengia Easier -- COS Someone has the Audacity to Arsk for IT!
"
Helen said...
What is H2O?
I no study many séance, I mean sains, I guess hor..
H2O in Engrish is water,
Kantonis is sui,
According to the University of Society (recognized worldwide mia), their definition is substance/lubricant that reduces friction when applied as a surface coating to help reduce difficulty or conflict.
The next Q, is harder. I no engineer, and no idea wat is sideways joint. Since u ask why, I have to conclude it is not the norm lar. If that is the case, my guess is....
**drumroll** Bcos nobody else is doing it?? We can once again go into OHkau records??
(DESI: Nice try, but nice doesn't win a price!
'tis hoRst vely crule one, fligghty oso. Ah Choooo! Too much water in the Straits.)
Dessi, next time Q & A can we have it in objective form??
Helen@6:39 PM
"desiderata said...
Because Mui Mui Helen arsed for IT!
NU'E DEADLINE: 10AM, Friday April 21, 2006 after which RESULTS will be announced -- TOP OF THIS POST. Three winners too.
PICK -- restricted to ONE TRIAL! -- from the following Objective answers to ChallengiA re H2O: (liquid flowing out of the nose)
(1)Code-ine/cough-drop
(2) Phlegm
(3) Halia
(4) Semi-hardened nose discharges
PICK from the following Objective answers to ChallengiA re Sideaways Joint: (Something to similar meaning would have been acceptable...):
(1)Since two halves do not meet, just continue building and Mal-Sin would have two parallel bridges finally!
(2)Since two halves do not meet, need to build a Perpendicular Joint to link both halves sideways, hence Sideways Joint!
(3)Like Helen, the Coder gives up driving at deadend of nu'e bridge, disrobes, and jumps into the Straits to join up with See Fei coming from the opposite direction who does likewise.
(4)None of the above -- Let's go-stan and consult both Sin- and Mal- Gomen, they know bestA!
Desiderata @8:35 PM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ends UPDATE@8.30PM April 20, 2006~~~~~~~~~~~
ORIGINAL POST starts here!
FAIR THEE WELLA WARNIG:
TOO MUHAZARDOUS TO YOUR HELL...LOL!CH CODE-ine MAY BE
Reading again lust night the shortest Post, I believe, at http://fashionasia.blogspot.com, Desiderata was inspired to start Bloggers Very Own Ditties in song, verse or worse, prose, pro or pros, my Esteemed Readers are welcomed to add to what follows: via Comments, and I'd promote to the Friontpage who meet some exacting standrads put forth by this DICKtatorial HoRst!
Kepuptusan Saye adalah Finale dan Murtabak ...ooops, Muktamad! (Jest came from Mamak shop with besta Roti Mubarrak... Remember, Dat SemuaNya Ok kopishoppe I told thee about, in SJ?)
Malaysians have been playing da game of Bridge for days, nay, many weak or mooney?, now. Some have become experts.
I hesittated on SEXperts when my mine was thinking subVERT, but some of my Da Desi Code cuntverts may object lest they deem them less than patriotik to NegaraKu.
Okay, this hoRst today is piggy-back2 on FAshionistA to Da Desi Code, so Be Prepared like a Boy Scout this moUrning. Wednesday's Child is a Childe of Woe. I didn't say so. Big brother Matt Monroe -- wunder if he was cuntverted by Marilyn Monroe.
"I've Been to Paradiso" gal
Gas "She's Not Been to Me", sorry, pal.
~~~~~~~Let's GO&ENJOY FashionistA's ORI
before the Johor Straits waves cover Da Bridge!
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Friday, April 14, 2006
Water Under The Bridge
Is a face a face without a nose?
Is a nose a nose without a bridge?
Water under the bridge so they say.
Bridge? What bridge?
posted by Fashionasia at 5:18 PM | 10 comments
DESIDERATA: FAshionistA asks one Q: What bridge.
DESI's DECODE: That bridge which is common to all of us-lah, connecting the two holes
through which the H2O flows when we sneeze!
More prominent, even crooked?, on Dr Mahathir's than on Pak Lah's... Or even on Desi's or Fashionista's-la-la-la-lah!
Jest for da rekod, I reprise my response to fashionista's tease, a case of I scratch your back, you scartcch my back -- 'Oooch, not so hard polis,' some1 yells. I dunno Dr, Who?:
~~~~~~~"
Fashionasia said...
my friend my friend.
this blog mayhaps be of interest to u.
http://desiderata2000.blogspot.com/
clue to my puzzled post.
burn the bridges i'd say.
12:55 AM, April 15, 2006
Fashionasia said...
oh and be warned. its rather addictive.... like a good book the desi code is.
12:57 AM, April 15, 2006
desiderata said...
fashionistA:
how much is your CONmiss...?
now you're my PRO ... strictly without the Ass!
serriiouuusssS, wanna S-witch lane, ah? Lois, or Loi, loi loi trnsalted as cCome, come, come ...Fry with me! Chinaman for Superman "fly" since da Bridge that was there had been taken by David Copper to HIS field.:) ENJOY!
"Able was I ere I saw Elba" from a Li'l Napoleon...GalApril 15, 200S'X!
2:00 PM, April 15, 2006
desiderata said...
Congrats Mui Mui:
You're a true cuntvert, cunning and pervert, ooops, i mean subvert.
I'll DHL one kontenaload of Haridas tehtarik. Just don pull my legs too hard -- Napoloen is already to short even on Hi heels!
2:04 PM, April 15, 2006 "~~~~~~~
Some PRomotion, eh?
Anone wants to employ a good marketeer or PR manager? Contact Desi so I can maketh a 30% CONmiss...("Cheong hei wan!", I hear some1 whisper in my era...)
DESI's challengiA riding piggy-back3 on FAshionistA's ORI:
What is the H20?
Di'ty1:
I got fed UP of KL-city
Big, bad wolves and water so shitty
So to sin-land UP-pity I go
On reaching JB it's a tale of woe
I drive up the Scenic Bridge
WoW the sensurrouns are indeed beautifool
The ride smooth and oh so kurl
Then I arrive happily at the midpoint
Where MAL-1/2 and SIN-1/2 are to meet
Our architects and engineers disAPpoint
They are still designing a sideways joint
Now we see why so much money has gone down
With murky waters under Da Bridge
Decode ChallengiA:
~~~~~~~"Why the nedd to have a Desinger to come UP with a
SIDEWAYS JOINT?
PRIZE: The first THREE all-correct answers to the TWO CHALLENGES will get a PRIZE come Seoptember; Miss Patience is Petite, Virtuous, Wise and whatever...~~~~~~~"
DEADLINE:
Until the sideways joint is ready and Desi can reach dat Restron where mGf See Fei is waiting with his Cilli Craps! Patience, eh?
Dear ER:
Please send me your d'rty ditties on Da Bridge okay? Be creative - lah, Desi has been training you wat! Please Jest don fall into the wat-lah!
PICKUP@10.30AM when I flu to lundun to look at the King--
and detoured to Theels to gift her Haridas' Teh-C, butt she insisted on Howsy's henSIP (for a moment I thought it was henSAP!) cure for her ....(DEsi's blwoing his blardy nose3...Howsy his horn2..)
~~~~~~~~Quarantine Area ~~~~~~~~~
*sneeze!*
~~~~~~~~ end of Q Area~~~~~~~~~~~
*sneeze!*
..and *sneezes* continues.
I need lensip! A nice cup of hot tea too!
Oh no, I ate at Nandos today. Do I need hensip then?
*sneeze again!*
How to study with a nose so blew.
I con't evern spek popeurgee!
posted by Twisted Heels
at 1:18 PM on Apr 18 2006
desiderata said...
"Theels:
You must have inspired Desi's ride-on piggyback ChallenguiA on FAshionistA's challengia: you MUST try, and that comes from DICKtatorial hoRst at Desi's Place!
Wat's that H2O from below Da BridGe when you SNEEZE so badly I could 'ear you all the way from Malaysia-eh (and you're at Lundun Bridge rite? -- pls NOT Nyet Falling down, Falling down!)
"
3:51 AM (Lunduners like Theels and Howsy like to use branded Watches like Rock&Rollex and Gucci-Gootchi from Petaling Street. Howsy's patriotick! tock!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATER AT DA sinnis BRIDGE LEVEL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ALL COMERS Yesterday, TODIE! and 2MORROW?
UPDATED ON DAYTOO 1100 hours April 20, 2006
Ditty2
Twisted Heels said...
a scenic bridge
a sinking ship
blast the nose
the flow in grip
the submarine
shaking hands
blast the bridge
worth thousands of grand
desi on hi heels
to scenic glee
twisted mind, twisted heels
was it stability
or colonisation of thee?
I blue my nose
say hi n bye
all is well, sail ahoy
desi, do you understand me?
2:34 AM
Thursday 11AM, Desiderata ripostes:
Theels, I understand thee with g'ee
Tosai on paper eyes on mamak mee
The answer to Stanza 1 same as Desi's H2O
So smartONE, what's D'Other Word for "the flow"?
17 comments:
ei desi, Ms.fashion had just promise to her readers no more riddles!!! hehe...my previous attempt left my readers (?)(?)
:>
okla, when is the deadline. Ms.Fashion try to fill up income tax online while guessing......
Sexperts? Hahah.
a scenic bridge
a sinking ship
blast the nose
the flow in grip
the submarine
shaking hands
blast the bridge
worth thousands of grand
desi on hi heels
to scenic glee
twisted mind, twisted heels
was it stability
or colonisation of thee?
I blue my nose
say hi n bye
all is well, sail ahoy
desi, do you understand me?
You're right Desi. 3 SMS polls in 3 straight days by the SUN. THAT is DODGY. I'm suckered.
I want to participate.. but sorry I dun understand. Maybe desi can sponsor si-lai a bus ticket to go visit Seefei and at the same time take a look for myself....
No? A copter ride also can as I am not afraid of height.
Pssst, a detour like day trip to Furong for tea on the way will be paradise. :-)
** what? 9.36am only ar. The Putra timezone is wrecking havoc to my sleep pattern. I am supposed to be dreaming and sleeping when I'm awake and viceversa. Desi also having insommia hor.... being so awake all the time. Must be the cholesterol laden nasi lemak...**
ALL COMERS:
Referencing Just the starter-teaser YesterdaY-
FAIR THEE WELLA WARNIG:
TOO MUHAZARDOUS TO YOUR HELL...LOL!CH CODE-ine MAY BE
should read:
"FAIR THEE WELLA WARNING:
TOO MUCH CODE-ine MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HELL...LOL!"
which is a play on "Good-bye" in Fare Thee Well, yes?
*And the "N" went MISS'G was jest a TYPO!
*And CODE-ine is a play on the present game of CODE-ing and -ine being your MEdiSEN for Sneeze -- ah chooo! heard from FashionistA and all Da Way from THeels in Lundun~~~~~~~on London Bridge which is steal "falling down2".
Desi's disAPpointed I can only promote Theels' Ditty, butt not d'Rty enuf, to frontpage at 11AM about now, DA Day After Yesterday.
But Theels, how aabout the 2 answers to Desi's Challengia? Cuntinues till 6.00PM Thursday April 20, 2-oh-oh-S'X.
PS: t'e apo'trophy stands for "I" and knot wat some of you INnocent ones think! As Helen says: It's only around 100AM in the morning!...Silai is still a Sleeping Beauty(fool),
and the Beast is Thinking(1/2-A-FoodCrazee, Fishhead, Fishtail, FishBod, plus Curry f'avour plus ...Salivating Tong..).
SO my EsteemedReaders, cuntinue the challengia IF THOU WANT FRONTPAGETREATMENT & Also, the THREE PRICES AWAITing...
fashionistA:
No riddles at thy place
Butt at Desi's it's Da Desi Code ace
Code-ine for the gal --AhChooo!- sneezing
Cracking Da Head-fishy-4DeCODE-ine
kyels:
As (S)Exports to sin-land to Subvert? Lols!
anak merdeka:
Ne'er mine being suckered by d'SUN
Go back to mummy's breast for d'RealOne
Then come o'er for Desi's challengiA
Keep lunduner Theels cuntpeni la-lal-lah?
helen silai:
Loi, loi, loi - cum fry with Desi
You be Lois lane, I be S-man on Da Way
We keep dat date with See Fei Dedee
Eating crab, talking crap, all Dar'ing dei
FuRong in the dietime a No-No
I warn thee, Peyton Place IT'S loh
After FlyByNite mosquitoes visit daydime
Catch US for holding hands -XoXo also a Cap crime
Come back thee, Silai, Helen mui mui
Try the ChllengiA now with Theels' nu'e clue so-sui
Work Da Mind -- it's close to d'Paradiso
Da price waiting come September by FuRong Lake Gardens Lite
It takes thee to SE7EN HEAVEN I promise you
OtherVICE I'll stand in the Church Corner Die&Night
What is H2O?
I no study many séance, I mean sains, I guess hor..
H2O in Engrish is water,
Kantonis is sui,
According to the University of Society (recognized worldwide mia), their definition is substance/lubricant that reduces friction when applied as a surface coating to help reduce difficulty or conflict.
The next Q, is harder. I no engineer, and no idea wat is sideways joint. Since u ask why, I have to conclude it is not the norm lar. If that is the case, my guess is....
**drumroll** Bcos nobody else is doing it?? We can once again go into OHkau records??
Desi, next time Q & A can we have it in objective form??
Because Mui Mui Helen arsed for IT!
DEADLINE: 10AM, Friday April 21, 2006 after which RESULTS will be announced -- TOP OF POST.
Objective answers to ChallengiA re H2O:(liquid flowing out of the nose)
(1)Code-ine/cough-drop (2) Phlegm (3) Halia
(4) Semi-hardened nose discharges
OBjective answers to ChallengiA re Sideaways Joint: (Something to similar meaning would have been acceptable...)
(1)Since two halves do not meet, just continue building and Mal-Sin would have two bridges!
(2)Since two halves do not meet, need to build a perpendicular joint to link both halves sideways, hence Sideways Joint!
(3) Like Helen, the Coder gives up driving at deadend of nu'e bridge, disrobes, and jumps into the Straits to join up with See Fei coming from the opposite direction who does likewise.
(4) None of the above -- Let's consult both Sin- and Mal- Gomen, they know bestA!
Dear ALL LATE-COMERS:
Please go back to Da Frontpage and you'll now have a chance to PICK an Objective Answer from FOUR OPTIONS in each of the TWO CHGALLENGIA.
If after 10AM deadline tomorrow, steal no one gets IT RIGHT, Desiderata will surrender, may go on a pro-LONG HI-atus!
And that's a Threat!
Who hasn't heard of Desiderata being a Benign Dicktator sometimes?/dimes??
"Good nite -- Have a JOYfool Night-mare on Desi's behalf/behave!"
Err, I thought your post about the flow was about the 3 cents water we have been supplying them. Hence, the flow under the bridge 'shaking hands' btw 2 countries.
The other hand didn't agree on the bridge so the sinking submarine had to call the bridge off blasting water in our faces the great amount of money we spent, for nothing.
Oh well, so hard to guess. Ain't gonna answer your objective answers. Will wait for tomorrow :)
shitake mushroom! its 9.45am and im missing the deadline!!
ok, i gotta play tembak like old school objective Q&A. hehe..... dats cos i promise de'desi an answer
Q1: 4 (ya its not H2O flowing down there, lotsa hard-hard stuffs too.)
Q2: 2 (bcos like a siamese twins its joint sidewways?)
TO MY ER, esp
twisted heels dan FAsionAsia:
Da Water (H2O) is the literal answer, butt in Riddles, get rid of
straight-thinking, Go Sideways or Crooked a Bit, like Da BridGe!
When you sneeze so badly I could hear you thousand miles away, what is THAT watery stuff coming out of the two tunnels beneath thy nose?
Noseybody FAshionistA -- for being such a Sport,you've got Q2 RIGHT!
Now I give thee BONUS TRY -- replace that Q1 answer -- Probability is now 1-in-3 which is 33.3 recurring chance even by throwing a Dice!
DEADLINE extended till I get THREE CORRECT CO-RESPONDENTS! Or Desi the DICKtattor ain't gonna come back, unless carried on Brokeback Mount!
erm....Q1 answer is 2??
was gonna say phglem but i tot that wan come-out frm the mouse...i mean mouth??
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