My normal Sudays are spent at leisure at a cheap imitation Western foods stall within a Hawker Centre, but today I had a backlog of Editing work to do, so I hurried to the nearest Chinoserie coffee-shoppe. The Sithaupoh -- that's how we call the BOSS in Kantonis -- told me a couple of weeks back she'd be opening shop on Sundays to make up for the decline in business on weekdays since the petrol price went up 40%!
I ordered my usual tehSEE as it rimes wit' my name in cyberspace and I am quite egoistic dare! I could not have three layers of Skippy on my usual french toast, no Cap, because this is not a Continental cuisine upmarketplace where Socialists-tunr-Capitalists on wickedends like Desi indulge a bit; for cyber-troopers, it's a byte.
Back from mental travel to Sithaupoh (STP from now on...), I ordered a Kauyuk pau -- a chinoserie non-Halal dumpling with porkie inside wrapped within a miniature pillow of flour, can Vsualise it? --and STP warned:
" Hee chor ka (Price has gone up!), 40 sen from RM1.60 to RM2.00..." she said for the benefit of ONE other customer in the lonely shop.
"Aiyah, that's 25% rise! Sei-loh, STP!" I promptly thought ALOUD, STILL ALLOWED! Lucily, I and STP did not see "C4, C liau LIAU!" It's not a movie I'm referring to, it's REALITY SHOW, according to the inimitabe Raja Petra Kamarudin in an exclusive interview with Malaysiakini.com. The MSM avoided this story like it was the plague. They hope to get a gold plaque for this omission, and the GEIC might just get a promo from Latuk to Tan Si!
I lifted the middle finger on my right hand (I cannot swear with my Leftist hand even though I am capitalist on Sundae!:( in the direction of Putrajaya, aiming at Pak Lah, the Sleepy Head, and Sharir Samad, the maverick-turned-BULLsh*tter!. As I checked the newspapers, NO MENTION at all of RPK's earth-shateering revelation on the Altantuya case's latest twists involving FOUR ("Sei" in Katonis!) new/nude protagonists.
Now I beleive NegaraKu's mainstream media (that MSM mGf Howsy once in London now back in Koala Lumpuh...always label as "hopeless" with a distinctive DISDAIN in his boyish Tom Sawyer's look:) is truly bugger-ed!. Mayhaps it's time/dime to start our "Da Sien" newspaper, what say ye, how?
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