140.8th nation-member admitted to the UNO

GENEVA, TUESDAY: wit' Noble Prize winner-newshound Morrie reporting from the scene~~

The United Nations Organisation today in a special session admitted after much controversial debate the 140.8th nation-member to the august body as the clock was just sixty seconds about to strike midnight.

The youngest member named SARAWA consists of the former Malaysian states of Sabah, Sar awak, and former Australian state of Western Australia shortened as WA. In what could be regarded as a first in the Brave New World where commerce reigns supreme, three tycoons from the former Malaysian states -- usually termed poor cousins of peninsular Malaysia/West Malaysia comprising the 11 states of then Malaya before they ganged up to become Malaysia in 1963 -- led a buyout for the two states' independence using fun-DS from their coffers enriched by hard work, pure luck and brain-power. They hrad very the heart in their youth, lucky to strike oil off shore the three states, and their brains fertilised by belacan, sambai dan ganja aka manja.

One was a billionaire-at-27, another was the second-most powerful Malaysian by marriage into the Prime Minister's family, and a former Malaysian migrant to WA known to be a powerful IPP top leaguer who became even BUGger by setting up the largest chain of Nasi Berani cum bugger restrons across food-mad Ozland, too laid back to cook their western meals. It is said the nasi brerani tastes wild and orgasmic because some tropic weed caled ganja or manja is added to the gravy.

In a whole day debate at the Generous Assembly caled by the UN because the three tycoons offered to bail out the highly-indebted world body from three trillion USD -- with each of the said tycoons donating one trillion each -- the special resolution to recognise the 140.8th nation-member qualifed the membership by reserving 0.2th of the full membership a year from now, when the calendar cycle cometh foolcircle, and make laughing stocks of all the greedy 140-members who have each pocketed a million bucks each to put on a mock debate, with 50% arguing against, and one-half supporting SARAWA's membership entry.

The UNO day's special session was mainly spent in the three Guest speakers' deliberation of their dilemma of whether their new nation be called SARAWA or WASARA. Ultmately, it came from the Chairman's tie-breaker with his one solitary golden vote siding the two fromer Malaysian states because their presents amounted to two billion while the migrant greased him only one billion.

So let's pray SARAWA succeeds where it had failed as poor cousins due to neglect, and hardly worth any mention in the politkuses' vocab -- constantly it was only UMNO-oh-NO, MCA-EH, and MICC4. If they fail, at least they are honest, can stand tall, and can boast they are literally and figuratively down UNDER.

And unlike those other states who chose not to join them, awefoollyAPRILsissies, unlike Desi.