For those feeling low and lost because the damn'd leaders you elected about four years ago just have eyes but do not see;
have ears but do not hear;
have brains but the owners could not find.
Join DESIDERATA in this chorus:
MAY BARISAN NASIONAL WAKIL RAKYAT LIVE IN INTERESTING TIMES!
Now, some of my dear ER may ask Desi: Why do I wish only a sub-set of Malaysians that they live in interesting times? Be patient as Ms P is also virtuous, let's leave the best part till the ***lust!
Malaysians at large live in challenging and uncertain times. Lots of woes at personal, community and state and national levels. But the ship seems to be sailing withOOUCH a kepten!
There's lots of baggage at the LOST & FOUND department. KLIA. Parliament House. State Assemblies.
Especially at the Dewan Undangan Negeri NS. Where Wakil Rakyat elected on the Rocket ticket jumped ship to the Dacing...Kacing, kacing, kacing! We deal in USD, not RM or Rupiahs. You want names? How about Tiger Lee, Khoo Seng Hock, Lim Fui Meng ... Well, art thou surprised? Not Desi, for they have a taiko with MP status for decades but NO PUSAT SERBIS ala-Michael Chong to show!
Who's sext?
I have a list pending ...You wanna a peep, write me that check in USD. My fool name is ... and my PB bank AC no. is .... Hey, let's meet under the Rasah bridge tonight, K!
So you have a problem/masalah, first pit stop is MCA Headquarters, izzit?
But this office is tainted with a Chinese daily reportedly carrying articles calling tre top dog a "King of Alongs".
So meantime, should he be left in this self assumed domain of being a sort of ombudsman, notwithstding a Tan Si Lee LT, flagged off by Pieces on the Hill as an iconic model for Young&Articulates. I almost died laffing or choking on my non-CON BF when I heard it from the horse's mouth. Don't believe me? Ask brudder Nathaniel Tan.
Isn't better for him to just LET IT BE till his NS days of glory elevate his status to the ultimate TUN-ship? And for the lesser ombudsman, from Datuk to nyet another Tan Si...
There are too many suts to wear and display -- I think Malaysians at large would be happy to help dispose of some clothings? Any sheepskin out dare? Or wolves' ...?
"Disposed of"...nice connotations nowadays. C4; SeiFour ...hmm, been seeing too many espionage -- damn those Americano cultural colonialists! -- movies lately to recuperate.
These pesky media have lately been reporting too much hanky panky with do-gooders nowadays, and you think they don't expect something in return?This latter part of the sentence in a Q form is addressed to no one in particular, Okay!
Even in certain churches, as recently blogged by knotty Desi just days ago, the "pastor" will do a song&dance, emphasising many times during a service that the flock should give generously of their tithes ... Brownie points remember? Also tighten those breasts acting according to the physical law of gravity; firm those buttocks with a few slaps by pastoral hands ... in the steal of the night?
I'm writing such potentially fire, brimstone and hellA suff on a Sunday, and I still can't have my CON BF! Damn, damn dammed ... this mouth.
I was once mising with a crowd/cloud where one mate's pastor was always reminding of a good disciple's duty -- SO THAT THE PASTOR&FAMILY CAN GO FOR AN ANNUAL HOLIDAY OVERSEAS, at least once a year. So a common feature is DINNER FUNCTONS AT RM300 PER TABLE? (That each church member must sponsor at least one table?)
Can't help but recall that "Poor blighter you, Mr Politician" -- the spitritual head may even chant some prayers ala-bomoh and Mona Fandi stylo? -- and ask thy daughter be left with him alone for the night?
It's common Chinese custom that when someone has done you a favour, you gift the doer an ang-pow.
BIGGER the favour, BIGGER the angpow. It goes without saying.
Are these angpows accounted for?
Or the recipient shepherd has every right to keeping it because it's freely given by the sheep?
Now, Desi may just set up another "DO GOOD" counter. Let me check out my olde buddy Charles Schulz' Peanuts for the rates ...
5sen for a quickkie consultation.
Good place to start.
RM5mil for a politikus' district problem -- like erecting "small" house of four storeys withoouch local planning approvals.
Now dear ER, please do a simple calculation for Desi: How many consults before I get to 20million?
DID I HEAR ONE IPOHlang whisper: You have a problem on Ethics?
Ha, that's a laugh. You tell it to that august House -- after almost 50 years, they are still drafting and huffing and "thinking seriously" about a Code. My DDC was born overnight just on some instigation/motivation by some ER.
Mayhaps I'll set up a Peanuts counter at Parliament lobby where the roof doesn't leak. Other holes mounted on some monkey shoulders leak nah mind. They of BN special breed -- close one eye, even both eyes like Rip van Wrikled -- indeed are born with four legs but are trying to walk on two.
Yang Berhormat, any masalah?
SEXT please!
***LUSTLY, when someone wishes thee "May you live in interesting times!", it's not done out of chilvary or charity.
I don't send such greAting to my fRiends unless I plan to drop that "R" after a betrayal ala Et tu, Brute!
The grathing is to tell the idiotic recipient e.g. BN politikus, can be UMNO, MCA or MIC-key -- that his life might be filled with many negative barriers quite impossible to cross. Like having his small house of a crooked four-storey mansion levelled by the new PKR-government in the following footsteps; like the bank auctioning off his Rolls Royce for which import duties had not been paid; and last, but not least, his daughter running off with an Opposition leader whose guts he (SA) hates, or his fave poodle Alsation being dadah-ed so that the illegal immigrant workers he had sponsored to enter Port du Kelang could walk off with his millions in cash-and-carry valuables like diamonds, Viagra and Tongkat Abang&Adik Ali Baba dan Croni.
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to niCe Malaysians. Jest don't wish thy neighbours that they live in interesting times.
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