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Monday, July 09, 2007

If pigs could fly...

If there was someone who is not qualified to criticise Tian Chua for his artistic spoof, it's the keris-waving politician who created fear and tried to incite mayhem and discord at the UMNO Youth General Assembly!

And his imagination (plus The Star too?) grows richer and richer by the next comment, to wit (Desi's comments within brackets in italics, thus) ~~~

From The Star,
Monday July 9, 2007


Hisham: Punish Tian Chua to stop such acts

KUALA LUMPUR: Umno Youth is concerned that if Tian Chua’s act of doctoring a photograph that implicated the Deputy Prime Minister is not stopped, more people will go overboard in their actions in the name of “freedom and democracy.”

Its chief, Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein, said if the authorities did not reprimand the Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) information chief, this would mean his deed had been legitimised. (Desi: who decides it was not legal in the frst place? Education Minister or UMNO Youth leader?)

“Such a deed will then be accepted as a culture and practice in the country,” he said on the doctored photograph posted in Tian Chua’s blog that depicted Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda and a look-alike of Altantuya Shaariibuu at the same table. (Desi: wrt to "political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda and a look-alike of Altantuya Shaariibuu", it is Hisham's own inference for it was never stated in Tian Chua's artpiece about the identities of the dinner companions of Najib TR...)

Abdul Razak is one of three people accused in the murder of Altantuya, a Mongolian translator.

“The day might come when they use transparency and freedom as an excuse to insult the Prophet Muhammad, just as what has happened in the West. (Desi: Rich imagination by Hisham, incitement to cause mayhem like at the UMNO Youth Assembly? Dangerous ground you're treadinmg into, Mr Education Minister! )

“This is how it starts so we need to curb it. I am not equating the Prophet to our leaders but if the act is not stopped, it will become a norm,” he said in reference to caricatures of Prophet Muhammad carried by a Danish newspaper that led to an worldwide protests by Muslims. (Desi: Where's the relevance of this point or extrapulation. And to The Star, EWdtor, did you bother to ask of the Education Minister the relevance? Othervice, you are accomplice to such fanciful extrapolation!)

Speaking at the opening of the Gombak Umno Youth divisional meeting yesterday, he said that Tian Chua’s action and that of PKR advisor Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim who defended him, showed their true character.

Umno Youth deputy chief Khairy Jamaluddin said the act by Tian Chua was to distract attention from the party’s weaknesses.

“His refusal to apologise, although it is slanderous, shows that he is rude and arrogant. Stupid people don’t know how to say sorry because they do not understand the meaning. (Desi: so now you act as judge, jury and executioner as to what's 'slander', Mr SIL? Did you also not wield a keris to show your mettle, and enhancing your Chief's politics of fear?)

“We will show them in the next general election. We will bury PKR and make sure there is no place for Tian Chua or other PKR leaders,” he said at the Bukit Bintang Umno Youth divisional meeting yesterday.

Meanwhile, Tian Chua insisted there was nothing for him to say sorry for.

“No one has told me exactly what I have done wrong. If the authorities think I have committed a crime, they should investigate me,” he said.


DESI: If these two UMNO Youth leaders are to set the standards of what constitutes ethical and credible behaviour, I weep for NegaraKU soon to celebrate its 50th birthday.

Accompanied by MCA counterparts like Yew Teong Look and Ling Hee Leong (expyre-d youngest billionaire-at-27 now trying his luck again preaching his Eat, Drink and Be Merry politics, I am very afraid for the Younger Generation.

If these BN leaders could wipe out PKR by their antics and more saleable politics, then their ***3Cs politics has succeeded. I continue to weep for NegaraKu.

Under their thype of leadership, Malaysia wishes to achieve developed nation status in another 13 years?
If only pigs could fly...

*** Cooperation
** Cooption
* Copulation

__________________ WANNA SEE THE TRUTH? __________________




A satirical poem follows, NOT for People who have eyes,
but do not see:
~~ Desi

If Truth Be Told

In a land not far, far away
So near you hear its heartbeat every day
Once the minister of television declared
“We’ll manufacture a local series to outclass Dallas!”


After decades and much murky water
Had flowed under the Bridge of Scandals
Leaders continue to exhort of the populace:
Don’t watch blue movies or VCDs, it’s a social evil.

Meanwhile, they yumseng till the break of dawn
And under the cover of darkness chieftains plundered
Yet others plucked the flowers
Off under-aged virgin girls.


Politicians and court jesters are so creative
This land needs no fiction writers
‘Stead of soap operas, TV offers wayang and sandiwara
Their juiciness surpassing the Collins’ wildest imagination.

There’s the saga of one with millions headed Down Under
Apparently he’d not heard of cheques or Amex
Poor chap – onetime a graduate teacher - he landed up in court
He hardly understood “that darn’d bastard immigration form” in Inggeris.


Then another made a girl full of body
Claimed the fruit was donated by a best friend
Well, in typical Asian cheer, the reluctant host must not decline
The guest’s bosomy generosity in any kind.


Live episodes entertain the people more than Hollywood’s Dynasty
Proving true blue that “Fact is stranger than fiction”
When naked Truth is revealed, sometimes ingenuously concealed,
Of under-cover trails and trysts in KL’s penthouses.


When lesser souls are caught in similar bind with their pants down
In cheap lodging houses, or even just holding hands in public parks
They charge the poor blighters with khalwat (close proximity)
While upper classes continue to frolic with impunity cum immunity.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

For Desi, my friend:

If pigs have wings,
And could fly,
Then we can believe in many things,
On lies and the reasons why,
We are told not to criticize,
Only obey and observe,
From whatever brain or size,
We condemn not, they deserve,
The corrupt commands you,
Pigs can fly,
To the top of the yew,
If flies too can fry,
The time has come, my friend,
In silence, we observe,
To distinguish the good and fiend,
Of votes their grave,
But memory we will not forgive,
Because it is justice we crave,
Pigs can fly,
Indeed, they have spoken,
We know they lie,
Their promises broken,
Pushing their luck,
New promises, only a token,
Everything sucks,
Ohhh, the pigs are flying!
Aahh! so are the flies, frying.

Anonymous said...

Hisham makes me sick. He is a sick politician. The stark truth is that one day he is going to be our PM. God help us. Let It Be.

chong y l said...

anon @12.17:

Thanks for thy verse
it's lifting I can converse
but the nation's leaders continue to demean and deride
Where's our nation's pride
Allowing soulless ones to be number 1 and 2
They take the next generation as fools
I weep indeed for my children
To suffer such MCA and UMNO Youth cahoots
Our nation's resources to corrupt and to loot
Hey, Y&A please wake up
Stand up and
Be counted
Show these wolves in sheep's clothings what they truly are
Strip them bare
Crooked as crooked Zakaria was,
has been and is
Ben them down their fellow asses' arse
To lick
Then pigs will fly
and cows will come home
To Animal Farm
to fry, roast and toast
Another UMNO or MCA or MIC chick
Eat, Drink and Be Merry
Buffeted by Petronas oil royalty
When the petrol runs dry
Blame it on PKR and its ally
For continuing to ask Who and WHY...

chong y l said...

nstman:

did you have a photo of Hisham's unck doing the keris-waving act decades earlier?
These sickoes have racist blood coursing through their bellies uglier
Than all the animals awaiting their fate in the slaughter house
They posture their nationalistic fervour
Aided by MCA and MIC cahoots as saviour
Leave us peace-loving citizens to our cause
We just want justice, we want equity, we want our freedom
Jsut let us and yes, soulmate NSTman
Let justice be, just LET IT BE!:)