Meme, Mimi -- corky or ccok-eyed?

I felt mighty guilty (Yes, this blardy writer has a CONscience, now you know!) lust night as earlier in the day, I had brushed off a freelunch, in response to her:


"desi~~~~~you are tagged~~~6 weirdo thingz about u please....

By freelunch2020, at 11:18 AM

"The lust time I rode on a Meme or in french, Mimi gifted by Housey in gay Paree, I swore minus the five holy buku that it would be my LAST supper, Yes, it was approaching midnight, so it couldn't be CON BF, freelunch, or SBrunch!"Words to this effect-lah, for in my lust UPDATE, I sent off her comment and my response into orbit. Literarily after pressing "DELETE".

I sounded a li'l disMISSive on a-Miss which is knot prim and proper, so now I resort to damage control now, an art I learnt slightly from UMNO-MCA cahoots writHing about/with them, outside PTWC and Wisma MAC.


Because of too much messing with this Mouse, often I get letters tarnspsoed (SAMPLE preceding!)-- it's not like some half-past-six Engrish afficionadoes or donuts who actually spell "Believe" and "Conceive" as "beleive" and "concieve" respectedly. Yeah, wlong word as sharp not cocky-eyed johnleemk would yell: Daisy, it should raed: respectively.

So the blardy CEO who named his company FCUK must have been wantonly swearing lots when his sexcretary arsed what she should type out in the form under Co.'s name: "What the F***s you ask me for on such mundane matters? Just pick the first common name that comes to mine!" he roared, not like a mouse.

So she typed it out slowly, obediently like a mouse, cursing at the Rat! but being ccok-eyed like Desi, she entered F*C*U*K.Luckily the Registrar at the Malaysian Companies CONmission did not know the difference for the life , or death, of him, between CU and UC!"Jumpa u, and Tahu tak?" 4 See you and You See, in blockheadspiak, indeed.

You ask me how to PRO-npounce it? Why don't you arsek Ambling Cha-cha-ha? I don't give flee Engrish tiution okay, and todie is not Sundae, summore.

Tokking about aMORE, I sudedely realise Flydae is a day for l'ving and gif'ing, so to atone for my SIN, though I don't intend to be a PR in the southern neighbour, I dedicate this part Meme participation as a john(NY)cumLadily ~~

She accused Desi of being a johnleemk's syncophant. Hey lady, I see so much of me in thy eyes, but it doesn't mean I have to oblige, KO? It's rehorical Q, don't you answer back. If you are a gentleman, see me upFRONT!

So let's start now, the game is State 6 features that qualify YOU -- Time's Pick or Pickle of Person of The Year! Hear, here! -- as "wierd".

I said "wierd" was not found in DICKmy, which, for the uninitiated, stands for dictionary.malaysia online. Compared with the less used "freedictionary.com" that mGf in lundun Hopusey often t=resorts to as self-defence when he knows the thing won't stand up in court. Likely will stand down but you're not supposed to peek/peep, you no. But you can peel. But that's off-scene.

Now, where was eye?

Yes, definitions!

As I was saying, I looked at FL's challenge again after two hours sweating out awe the words under "Ass" in dickMY, it dawned on me actually the "e" and "i" had been transposed in my brain, if I had any the day before yesterday.

Now I steal from howsy.blogspot.com~~

"

First things first, let's get the definition of weird from thefreedictionary:


weird (wîrd)
adj. weird·er, weird·est
1. Of, relating to, or suggestive of the preternatural or supernatural.
2. Of a strikingly odd or unusual character; strange.
3. Archaic Of or relating to fate or the Fates.
n.
1.
a. Fate; destiny.
b. One's assigned lot or fortune, especially when evil.
2. often Weird Greek & Roman Mythology One of the Fates.

Well, I'm not going to brag about myself here, so why not let's have a gameshow- Who's Weird?



Round one- let this be a very easy (and lame) one:


1. He seems to like durian.

2. He loves boats. A lot.

3. He serves durians in boats.

4. He doesn't know.

5. He likes to write in a black book.

6. He doesn't know.



Who is he? Shhh....don't have to tell out loud. I know, you know, enough lar.

Who am I tagging? No need lar...any volunteers?"

Now steal2 from my fave Y&A because I also "see so much of me in thy I-I-I" ~~

"I read on average about six books a month. (In other words, I read 72 times more than the typical Malaysian.)...

Hey, I beat you on this one -- at your olde age, I read avearge of TWO books any wickedend pllus tonnes of comics, some picked up ("stole" at that AGE was a prohibition!) without the lender's noledge.

Another weird one-UP on johnleemk, whose link for the life, or death of me I can't remember, is that at 13, my classmates had the audacity to arse of meME: "Desi, who's this DH Lawrence? And his Lady Chattering's Liver?"
Yes, I pleaded guilty to devouring the Lady. In the steel of the knight.

I replied: "You guys/gays don't know? Heard of Laurence Olivier? Lawrence of Arabia? They were his brothers!"

But I envied damn having Playboy mag under the "Atlas of the World" covers. Some of them became millionaires playing with their mates w'ile Desi became a struggling writHer indulging meme/mimi/mimicry. Freelunch, accuse me of Plagiarism, even on a MeMi!

I better flee. Catch me if you can, I'd buy thee SBrunch at peAce hill, brokeback mount, oso cun.

Now I go Steal3 from

SOMEWHERE, beyond the see
Someone dare waiting for meME.