My Anthem

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

I'm becoming a johnleemk's sycophant!

No, not an elephant -- you nit or nut or fart!

sycophant crudely in manglish that you high forms of malaysiana kopitiam tokkok means "carrying balls" -- Alike all the UMNO and MCA and MIC politician-wannabes, taking gifts of durian or nianggau or papadum to the residents of PM, DPM, MCA Chief/Minister, MIC tail/miniSTER, often in the steal of the night.

Today I'm another aspiring politician, so I'm mastering th \e art of sycophancy (Yes, I know I spet IT wlongly as psycophantic rantings just a few dies back, but none of my ER dared point it ooouch!:)

But this Y&A olde friend of mine john lee dared. To wits:

"Tun, if you want to criticise the West for their lynching of Saddam, please don't twist the truth. Bush, the idiot that he is, almost certainly hasn't racked up a death toll close to Saddam's. And, like it or not, Saddam was an evil dictator. You can choose to contest his brutal execution - but don't contest the facts about his regime. "

Oh, a smartalec' 16-goin'-on-17 (or isit goin' bonkers? OR his nick is Hercules mosquito?) giving a peace of his mind to an 81-year-old, former Prime Minister summore! -- ONE NU'E YEAR SALUTE!

For CONTExT, please surf to taiko's post on Saddam Hussein , then you as conversationist link to johnleemk's "Saddam Is Dead" to greet the nude year 200SE7EN! And remember, SE7EN is Desi's fave number, so when he strikes the JackPOT, he's retiring with Jill! on that 20million I-LAND, or you sufferin' from amnesia, mGf?

Now I torture YOU -- Time's pickle for PERSON OF LUST YEAR! -- with a succinct comment ala johnlee, can? Dat's a rhetorical Q, innit, sisdar Helen? You can writHe anything under the sun on allofhelen butt not on desiderata2000, yes! If you saw Desi, mine is smaller than YOURS.:)~~

"Coming from the author who oversaw a 22-year regime of authoritarain rule in Negaraku as well as the incarceration of his deputy during his premiership, Dr Mahathir should disqualify himself as having a conscientious locus standi to say: "The entire trial process was a mockery of justice, no less a Kangaroo Court."

Anwar Ibrahim was jailed for six unreclamable years, could have "died" from the former IGP's black-eye wallop, had his charges "amended" not once, but twice in the times of committing the alleged charges of sodomy -- not akin to kangaroo?
Is someone suffering amnesia, or is it not another case of "seeing the speck in thy neighbour's eye but not the PLANK in one's own"?

I weep for Malaysia, but the rivers are running dry. I wonder when Petronas oil tanks too?
Can I be the next Pet adviser, Mr Prime Minister? I promise I won't touch the till except in the still/steal/steel of the (k)night!:(


Posted by: desiderata

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

aiks
wowzerz
scintillating sycophant ~~ desis...join the hoards as They try to CLIMB on top of EACH OTHER druing CAMPAIGN PERIOD...not only DURIANS, mangosteen for the machais are needed too!!!
butz, me proposeth a ploy to siphon funds from a GLC of choice for FUNDING...better if your close relative, like your BROTHER, runz an investment bank!!!!!

helpful mantras usable across politicians:
Ya la, betul pun Datuk cakap tu.....(look really wowed by the words of wisdom bestowed)
sokong!!!! SOKONG!!! SOKONG!! (with increasing volume and hand gestures too if possible..)

and of course stick BN paraphernalia everywhere

Helen said...

GOod to see Mr Desi starting his New Year with a confession.. lol

I'll drop by Johnlee's place and take a look. :-)

chong y l said...

freeelunch:

"scintillating" or titillating? See Helen sisdar follows and I think it's the latter!

So I'm following with aMORE confessions -- 200SE7EN, a year of conFESSions to replace 2006 when YOU is the focus!:)

Pls Sokong, SOkong, SOKONG! SOTONG for BF, lunch&dinner, no more sharks' fin! POTONG lagi gaji. Naik toll, naik angin, naik gai PM, Menteri dan MP dan ADUN. Naik lagi harga Petrol!:(

chong y l said...

helen:

I'm boring thee and other ER with aMORE confessions for first weAk of 2007!
There goes My Blue H'aven behind Da Clouds; James Blunt does NOT help with his soulfool songs:(