satyre bytes you in the arse sientimes

" if you don't know what satire is even if it bites you in the ass, just call it a joke... " ~~ from tvsmith.net.my


If you don't know who TV SMITH is, that's good, as that would be one less rival for Desi for AsiaBlogAwards - Malaysia. But I'm sure you saw the Significant Other Mrs Smith on the big screen right? Was she in all her glory so much so you want to sing: Hail to the Chief?

Later, being a noseyPucker, I traversed to undead ground at walski69, when the headline 179 DEAD scared the hella out of Desi; but I kinda mixed it up with the precedent Post@asylum69.blogspot.com headed (or beheaded?):

Sunday, October 29, 2006
Fortunes of the Dead and Celebrated

I left my right footprint dare and I lambasted the host (You haven't heard of da hoRst of Asylum? That's gooder, one more archrival less for Desi...) that he callously left out Desiderata from the Quick list. But poor buggers, on reflection that Bloggers aren't paid a penny for their thoughts ~~ Cheap, wise or OtherVice ~~ I relent and I repent for my erring ways, which are too many to list here, and I hereby urge all my EsteemedReaders to Vote for TV and his Mrs Smith and Walski the Pollski for asiablogawards-negaraKU if you can find thy way to/in the polling boots.

PS: THat "~~ Cheap, wise or OtherVice ~~ " was added as an afterthought because if you must know, there is an Elegant War going on in Blogosphere started by JeffOoi's playlist eon yaers ago, budded by the APpearance of Da moNSTer Blog; then entered two PROtagonists associated with a flower in the middle (steal?) of the night and ...a femes Blogger with a feminist name followed by -cun; for the life of me, I still don't know how to pronounce this "cun", although I have myself used It several times in place of "can" like in oso cun for "also can". See, Blogspeak can be innovative, even profiteering/profitable/charitable (Your pick ...depends on where you stand or seat or floating in-between ...)

From The Star, The People's Paper, today, frontpage:


Closure order
Zakaria's satay
restaurant
sealed by MPK


KLANG: The problems affecting
embattled Port Klang state assemblyman Datuk Zakaria Md Deros are far from over.

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DESI:

Suddenly the Klang Municipal Councillour Datuk Teh Kim Poo woke up from long sleep like a Rip van Winkle and is now acting The People's Hero
announcing yesterday that "Yes, it has been sealed because the restaurant
sits on JKR (Public Works Department) reserve land, which is state land."

"It" -- for those ER still fast asleep like RVW -- refers to "Anothert property of Zakaria has been found illegally built and has been slapped witth a closure order by the Klang Municiapl Council".
"The DZ Satay House restaurant, located a stone's throw from his so-called Istana Idaman mansion in Kampung Idaman here, has been sealed since Oct 26," The Star added.


DESI: The Star proudly reports something weeks after TheSun and several Bloggers had broken the nu'es!

But see how BOLD&Beautiful (another playing The People's Hero?)its almost top royal Journalist takes the nu'es break further -- DOING KETCHUP, yes? -- twice-Datuk-ed second-in-command?


From Page N6:
Nation
Monday October 30, 2006


It's serious when the Selangor Sultan has to step in

Comment by Wong Chun Wai

WHEN Datuk Zakaria Md Deros walked into the Bilik Mengadap, the audience room of the Istana Bukit Kayangan, for his meeting with the Sultan of Selangor, he must have noticed the newspaper clippings spread on a table.

They were all about the controversial Port Klang assemblyman and Klang municipal councillor who had built his four-storey mansion without council approval.

Others included his failure to pay assessment for his current house for 12 years as well as the non-payment of assessment of the Port Klang Umno office and the Kampung Idaman Umno branch buildings for at least 10 years.

Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah had read other documents, letters and reports from investigations by the palace staff.

He also wanted to know how the DZ Satay Restaurant belonging to Zakaria was sitting on government land. Again, with no council approval.

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In this case, the apparent lack of strong political will at state level has led to the intervention of Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah. ::

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Related Stories:
Commotion outside mansion
Zakaria's satay restaurant sealed by MPK


DESI:



I've observed that it has been this EIC-waiting-in-the-wings has the habit of Doig CatchUp with olde nu'es by climbing on the bandwago after the State sultan has spoken. JUst as in the Approved Permits issue, after the Prime Minister has given the directive that the MITI Lists be publicised, this Wong WC came out with his six-shooter blazing. WEEKS AFTER THE NON_GOVERNMENT ORGANISATIONS, OPPOSITION PARTIES and BLOGGERS HAD DONE SO> Yes, On The Beat, in deed!


PS: Mayhaps the political masters he serves so gallantly would nominate him, and TehKim Poo for Tan Sri-ship at te next birddaes before the birds fly away?
Or before the asSli lists, or hits an ice-berg, and stinks?
Scurrying rats and peple's heroes.

Just a short extract ~~ No prize for guessing Right where this comes from; blardy hoRst @howsy.blogspot.com, did you carry It in TheSien? ~~

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When theSun exposed the PJ
billboards scandal, Mohd Khir
was quick to say that the
Selangor exco did not approve
the deal. Instead, he sheepishly
accused "theSun exco" of doing it.

On Oct 10 when theSun
broke the story of Zakaria's
palatial mansion which other
newspapers - save for Oriental
Daily - refused to touch, we
braced for a similar outburst
and a similar "theSun exco"
excuse. Instead of
acknowledging that te laws
had been broken and replying
to te many issues which were
raised, Mohd Khir bought tie
to prepare the script.
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PPS: GO ON, invest RM1.20 to read the historical journal in fool: I'm not pampering thee with his-story; I deal with nu'es, in all its nudity and glory. All, the last line from the commentary by Wong CW: "::

In this case, the apparent lack of strong political will at state level has led to the intervention of Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah. ::

Maybe some Editors await the Royal Command before they put pen to paper like some Councillor rushes into actrion after the Sultan has spoken?
Yes, I heard some (retiring/retired?) Editors in this Age of Internet still don't know how to use the Browser or Mouse to put thoughts to PC Screen. What smooth hands, my Li'l Red Riding Hood, please don't venture out ito this B'g, B'd Wolfish Blogosphere. It's filled with Venom and Arsenic.
You don't know what Sat night Tyre hits thee until the Arsenic has put thee on Da List of the Celebrated Dead. Desi wishes to be on that Quick List. Walski, do you hear Desi from your Asylumny?