FICTION: DA SIEN paper reports

Because one mGf ars(K)ed for IT,
here's from DaSien,
the most boldest&beautifullest paper in town......served in Da Bard's English, nothin' less than smelling like That which you call by any other name would smell just as sweet...

Drum roll please, trumpet sound, clap, crap! Did you hear the Thunder? Now wait for Da Lightning.
You see, in Blogosphere, lights travels slower than sound.
When bloggers battle, there is no death, only blood and gore.
THat's The Inconvenient Truth, says one Al Gore.I believe that he's one hella of a guy who dared -- as a Visitor to Malaysia -- sound the trumpet for Anwar's supporters to go onto the streets. Wow, that's Da Man ala Mancha. THat what the politicians fail in pulling us down the Abyss beyond Bukit Celaka Cahaya Aram, Step-Mother Nature will surely oblige. Before the sext Christmas ere 2020, global warming will reduce the bukit into a molehill, and Langkawi and the Peral of the Orient willbecome pearls in sea shells beyong the sea-shore, and all Malaysians will be trained to scuba dive at Birth, butt for oldies like Desi&Howsy, my Co-EIC at TheSIEN, at da re-berth at londonerry bridge...I hope two Brides with G strings also A-Wait. (JoePsc, if you're citizen Keen, join Us.)

Americanoes and Englanders will join Malaysians in Da Waiting Game.
Miss PAtience is virtuous; dunno about Miss MAtience/Martians.

Seee how PAtient THe People's Paper readers are, day-in-day-out churning out nu'es WEAKS after it has been broiken by Howsy's DaSien and Other bloggers.

Seeee how PAtient my ER are, day-in-day-out bombarded by Light&Easy's bad med-DEE-sin, and no complaint.

Seeeee how PAtient Selangor-ites are, day-in-day-out bombarded by their CEO's assurances, SemuaNya Okay!

____________________________
THE SULTAN WANTS HIM
OUT
___________________
THE STATE WANTS HIM
OUT
________________
THE MB WANTS HIM
OUT

_______________
BUT HIS
DIVISION
WANTS
HIM TO
STAY

desi: thAT'S FROM the nst oCTOBER 11, 2008 FRONTPAGE)


Now, from DaSien, frontpage:

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PM SACKS MB
&
DUN TO BE DISSOLVED
SO-ON


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KEADILAN TO FIGHT
ALL SEATS TO PKN
GETS S'X MINISTER
POSTS


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DAP PLEDGES FULL SUPPORT

GEARS UP FOR FEDERAL
GOV'T CONTROL WITH PKN


___________________
(Five Yewars Later)

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SELANGOR ATTAINS
TRUE WORLD BANK-
DEFINED DEVELOPED STATUS

Seremban, Oct 31, 2011:
After taking over the Selangor State government in NOvember, 2006, Parti KeADILan Negara yesterday announced that the World Bank has just accorded the State developed statuse according to internationally-defined standards.

At the same time, KeADILan announced plans to take over the reins of government from the Barisan Nasional, working hand-in-glove with the DAP but leaving out PAS to mind the JKR stores in its two stronghold States of Kelantan and Terengganu, with a structured plan to take te nation to "developed" status at least five yaers ahead of the targeted year of 2020.

KeADILan chief stated that the Opposition coalition had proven its mettle in Selangor after delivering on what it had pledged to do the last five years, following the debacle of the BN state government on te heels of the scandalous state of affairs triggered by on Zakaria and his cahoot Toyo to bringing shame to a traditionally proud State.

The Selangor-ites have spoken, will speak again with one voice when it matters, KeADILan chief said, and his party will not let them down. He also thanked a former PM for playing an exoteric role in bringing about the downfall of the BN-ruled Selangor government five years ago. When pressed what he meant by "exoteric", the suave politician who had been in the wilderness for a decade, said it's all in the Heritage dictiuonary, which all Internet savvy citizens should use on a daily basis to maintain a competitiuve edge.


"Down with the Oligarchy!" some of the cheering crowd led by some Maverick leaders among them echo-ed what had been in the deepest recesses of their hearts, and minds/e. ~~ DaSien EIC reporting from the ground dates of DaSmallHouse that's the MB's official residence, two-storey rented premises that also is mortgaged to the bank. (This last known fact was established because the reporter had some connections with the bank officer who divulged the information to show the humble beginnings of the new Chief Executive Officer as in contrast with the predecessor, whose Assemblymne's defiition of a "small" house is at least a four-storey mansion.)

_____________ Ends DaSien report________________



DESIDERATA: THe above FICTION is to satisfy te wonderlust of one
ambitious EIC-wannabe who in the steal of lust night left a right
foolprint at Comments, thus:

"You still owe me a spin as the EIC of theSien, the latest MSM in town, okay!

By Howsy, at 6:44 AM "


As a scribe, I 'rite, write, right and writHe -- and we can all dream together, Right?
So fellow citizens of Blogsworld, let's indulge in some Fantsay on this Tuesdae MouRn,
since the MSM won't do their/dare part,
especially with one second-in-command EDitor who appears to be
OnTheBeat to beat DaSien
in boldness&beauty only AFTER the Sultan has spoken
W'ile DaSien actually can deliver the news
AsIs
Should
::ThePeopleVoteForReform::

Dear EsteemedREaders,
The Power lies within your two golden hands.
The Power lies in thy unique brain.
God gave us a unique mind.
A Beautiful Mind.
Us It Wisely.
Just some 3sen worth
of advice from Co-EIC, DaSien.

October 31, 2006 is a DaeToRemember
Desi's just wokenUPfromRipvanWinkleWunderland
@11.44AM
Time/dime of uploadingThisPost kopilefted from DaSien.

Howsy sends his/her GreAtings ~~
From Lundun.
With L'VE.


PS: This peace of olde news is added on @12.33PM because one Maverick dared ars(k) for It:( Jest For the record, K!
Borrowed from a rival's paper for which copyright fees had not been paid, and generous ER are urged to support by writing out some cheques to help TheCause. You know where to send the money to, don't you! THat's a rhetoric Q, hence it's an XXclamation mark.




Nation
Monday October 30, 2006


Anwar: Stop the bickering

KUALA LUMPUR: Former deputy prime minister Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim said the national leadership should tackle the problem of an economic slowdown instead of getting into personal feuds.

He said the bickering and quarrelling between the former and current prime ministers should stop, as it would not help the country’s economic expansion.

“It is a waste of time. Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi should see to it that national policies are implemented for the promotion of more business activities and growth of the economy.

“The accusation of Malaysia being a police state is something of the past. The current leadership should not be seen continuing to propagate the climate of fear (which existed) under (Tun) Dr Mahathir (Mohamad).


“We should be looking at promoting economic growth for the prosperity for Malaysians,” Anwar told reporters at his Hari Raya open house here yesterday.

He urged the Government to repeal draconian laws that restricted media freedom and the freedom of assembly, and also called on the people to urge the administration to reform the laws.

Anwar also said that he would be stepping down as a professor at Washington's Georgetown University in December to continue with his work in Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR).

On Mohamad Ezam Mohd Nor relinquishing his post as PKR Youth chief, party president Datin Seri Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail said he had exceeded the 40-year age limit.