Can you share that story of THY FIRST TIME?

Here's what wan 1/2 of Tomme and Jerryye sent me:)

FIRST TIME   A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.   Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.   The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.   At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.   The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.   That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent house and meets his girl friend at the door.   "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!   The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.   The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.   10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.   Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girl friend leans over and whispers to the boy friend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'   The boy turns, and whispers back,   'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!' DESIDERATA: My fTHirstY dime was sung on my be1/2 by the Bee Gees, via:)~~~ Customize :      Arial  Courier New  Tahoma  Verdana     Smallest  Small  Normal  Large  Largest   Send "First Of May" Ringtone to your Cell  When I was small, and Christmas trees were tall, we used to love while others used to play. Don't ask me why, but time has passed us by, some one else moved in from far away. (chorus) Now we are tall, and Christmas trees are small, and you don't ask the time of day. But you and I, our love will never die, but guess we'll cry come first of May. The apple tree that grew for you and me, I watched the apples falling one by one. And I recall the moment of them all, the day I kissed your cheek and you were mine. (chorus...) When I was small, and Christmas trees were tall, do do do do do do do do do... Don't ask me why, but time has passed us by, some one else moved in from far away.