DICKTATER & THE SWEETTATER

COMING SOON AKAN DATANG AKAN DATANG COMING SOON to the BIG SCREEN nearest thee.

HOLLYWOOD Has just picked a new actor to play 007 -- Bond, James Bond.

DESIDERATA Is planning to do a fe-mail counterweight as we need to promote Equality of the Genders in MalaySsiahH aka FollyLand, and to put FL on the World Map on par with Hollywood, or Bollywood; we call it Gollywood..

INTRODUCING The future SE7EN fe-mail actor for FEMALE BOND, starring in her maiden feAture, financed by SpiritedestinationFollyInc,THE MOVIE of (oh)SCAR AWARD Quality planned for releAse to wellcome ChristmAs in the Year 2020.

The DickTaterYan with the SweetTaterMan
Theme song: Good Golly Miss Folly.
Producer: desideratess2020

TWENTY is the target of every citizen on OUR I-LAND to count as their number of mGf before they breathe their Second last breAth, Hence you need that second TWENTY seconds to count to 20, don't you? Of course, that's a Rhetorical Question.



SINopsis channeled to Desideratess & the Direktor by

Your number oo7, Yan

featuring a SPYectrum of Characters called

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the TATER PEOPLE
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Some people never seem motivated to participate,
but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called
Speck Taters

Some people never do anything to help,
but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called
Comment Taters




Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do,
but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called
Dick Taters

Some people are always looking to cause problems
by asking others to agree with them.
It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet.
They are called
Agie Taters


There are those who say they will help,
but somehow just never get around
to actually doing the promised help.
They are called
Hezzie Taters

Some people can put up a front
and pretend to be someone they are not.
They are called
Emma Taters

Then there are those who love others
and do what they say they will.
They are always prepared to stop
whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand.
They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
They are called
Sweet Taters


A Privileged Preview of ONE Interesting Scene feAturing the DickTaterYan:
THE Spiritedestination Warden held a competition to guess the age of a
funny-lurking :( MUMMIE. Francine, Germainey and the USAssA sent archaeologists. MalaySsiahH sent a speciAl Agentess called DickTaterYan.

The Franch team spent two hours with the mummie, then gave up. The USAsses spent longer, but their guess was wrong. The Germaines team estimated 3,200 years - also wrong.

"The MalaySiahHun DickTaterYan asked if She could study the mummie in a closed room. Fifteen minutes later She emerged and said the mummy was 5,224 years, three months and seven days old. The jury was amazed - She was exactly right and won the prize -- CitizenShip on Spiritedestination holding the post of Chief Warden.
As She was leaving the Cairo airport, journalists asked DickTaterYan how She got the answer.
‘Simple, I hit him black and blue until he confessed.'"

(With dicktatorish ApologiA to Time magazine, which edition I 4got-lah, eon yeArs hence -- from Director Desi.)

UPDATE AT 11.25AM:

While the ResidentComposer works on his music and lyrics for Da Theme Song, FreelanSin(G)ers can contribute their works to chongyl2000@yahoo.com. Payments depend on the profits, if any (anyway, we do keep two sets of accounts, very transparent on SpilitedesiNotion called FollyLand...).

This inaugural freelan sin(G)-A-long cames from another long, for Free!:):):) with 3 hehehe...(potential nit or wit Actors now awe-ditioning for sum roles, anyone also-can, they sound like Desperadoes emmm ... kyels and sabrina and sweets who Awe Are Hi Desi-belles...;):);)


SILLY VERSES IN A LOOP
aka sub-titled DA MORON


A match maker makes me a match
The fisherman gives me his catch
The fly catcher pulls in a half-deAd fly
The fly was too slow to fly
But the slow coach from KL to Penang
Was even slower than that purr fly
It was an ol’ bull pulling a cart
Then why not call the mister a carter
But they called him warts minister


But a minister should minister
‘stead he opens his mouth and lets fly
The bullets gave me A fright
So on a slow coach I took
A flight out of Fu Rong all shook
To escape A Terrorist
Buttt he mesmerises his minions
Myhaps TT subsidises the unions

So to Silly Verses is recourse of a silly writer
Who could not do any better
Like chickens many have all run away
Into the path of Boeing 747 on the runway
“PleAse take us,” they begged “ to London”
Instead they saw the Pilot someone called The Moron


He once drove a bullock cart
In a suit he in deed looked very smart
Until he opened that big Gap
So many pulled out a map
To escape to New York or London
“Maybe a Georgina Soros can save Us,
From
A
Terror called Da Moron.”

PS: Those who want an Awe-dition, send a sweetnote (USD the best-lah!) to chongyl2000@yahoo.com; we -- Desideratress and I -- work fooltime by die, we can only schedule at NITe.