INTRO: I recieved this peice of shocker from mGf Ian C. I hope it's NOT true -- but nowadays, anything is probable, so I won't rule it out! For once I must say: I don't kNOw!:):( see one sign for s-mile, the second for s-cowl.Exquisite English that Desi advocates may just have to make way, make way, for the European ros ...
BODY: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
KONKLUSEN: I don no!
8 comments:
now that is similar to yanks hehe.Oh well im sure us aussies will keep our own .Although how much easier is it to spell if you write it how it sounds, like yanks color ,,,aussies have colour ,,,,Oh well whatever
cheerz
I think this joke was going around the internets around the 1990s =D
(and the original version actually ended with S--- H---!)
sweetspirit:
yanks full of simplification
and aussies full of slang & colour
Euro full of confoosen
Manglish full of dis&dat
Teach me Oz ingris, kenORnot
We pronouns medeesen
Also yeterday was Wednurseday
But you OZ came to Malaysia
Of all te plases, to Die!:(
akikonomu
Thanks for the update
So I'm relieved
After reading mGf's piece
I thought I've been deceived
Around the 1990s mate?
I truly lagged behind
See, this journo is no good
Publishing news that stales the mind:)
Thank you u, as some JinjangJoe would say, plus One Ttarik
for bringing the Guudnuus.
Haha.
You're funny Desi. The way you wrote the post reminds me of Fleur Delacour in Harry Potter. The French girl from Bordeaux. Haha.
Sweet, where have you been.. Missed you alot... *cry*
hi kyels:
yu made two misStakes here:-
(1) Desi no rite that post
(2) Desi no Miss-y cf Fleur Delacour of that Bourdurr, wanda if I spel it rite?
But if it gets me to the Booker Shotlist, can claim also. :) But if Desi gets sued, ma'amemmosseile kyels must pay my loyar's fees, OK!
Don't you cry on Sweets' shoulders, Broken-heArted Silhouette. I hand dee sum tisu paper, 'nuff?
Hi All
Desi has me addicted to his blog Kyels
my week has been flat out yay for Friday :)right now im bludging an i could sleep for a week.My sweet friend Kyels i shall email you today ,i have lots to nag you about he he so be prepared ;).
Okz time for nescafe :)
cheerioz tcz
sweets:
Addiction to blogs and clogs is OK
Don't do dada+H, I'm knotty today Mama mia, better I follow Im on MIA
I fear the nag, sag and what the hag
I'm sometimes a chick, dog with a tale wag
Sweets, nag kyels until she sag(S)!
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