softly and gently treats to kill you

and it could be house mate

it could be your new found travellng companion

and it could even by your workmate

so buy some insurance

be more gentle and soft than him

then shoot to kill

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Here/hear's a borrowed missin' Christmas Carol that mGf DonPLayPuks left hi and dry in the Nevada Dessrt in the ol' US of A! Retrieved in minty condition and now restored with a li'l help from our Jepun friends for Joh Lennon's shakes.




24/12/2009
A $50 Million, er..no.. $100 Million er no....$500 Million Christmas Carol


by ebeneezer screwged jane, donplaypuks® intrepid correspondent for aviation and war plane affairs










'little green apples' classic by o.c.smith
video


Aminah was dead, to begin with. She was dead as a door-nail. More than that. She was more dead than an exploded door-nail, the poor thing!!

It was a Carol that could not be sung in the Christmas of 2007.

Scurrilous bloggers might then have twisted ‘true facts’ to suit their own treasonous political leanings and scuppered the ruling party’s master plan to win the historic General Elections destined to be held in March 2008. God forbid that scurrilous bloggers should ever twist ‘false facts’. It might then truly herald the onset of Armageddon and unleash on the world Nostradamus’ Third Antichrist, Mabus (NB: Nostradamus named Napoleon as the first, and Hitler as the second, Antichrist).

The true tale was one that could chill even the cold cockles of a Scrooge’s heart and still have some left over to re-freeze for another eternity the polar caps, rendering the Copenhagen Convention an unnecessary indulgence.

It was a shame that in the fracas, Air Force 1M was unfairly consigned to the doghouse, caught in the crosshairs of sniping, frivolous commie bloggers and MSM editors for whom the ever busy ruling elite (and their shopaholic wives) had no time.

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