Desi has a sense of bawdry humour to die...

So if yours is limited to the Victoprian age, my advice is that,m dear esteAmedReader, cease&desists. Read no further, lest Desi intrudes into thy GOoD 2sen worth of proprietry.

An oft faultily quoted Boible extract is "Money is the root of all eveil". The correct one, I'm told -- and this does not come from lawyer Lingam:( -- is that "The LOVE of money is the root of all evil".

Me -- am I important enough to theorise? -- suspects it has got sumthin' to do with that first lady -- hey,knot Rosmah OK! my world is wholly wider than dat! -- in the Garden of Eden being named Eve. WHY Eve, and not Morn? or Noon?

The moral of the story is guessed/GUESS'd from 10 or 11 epicsodes in the following, and if thou art still lost in the woods, go join Li'l Led Liding Hood:( -- Desi, on a paperless Tuesday and Morrrrie has gone to the golf course for aMore intercourse on how to write a driving novel scoring two holes in wan:):)

From freemalaysiatoday.com, and not Cos I'm 100% holily altruistic, oh No!
It's been a Heart Day's Night lust night when I walked in driving rain to
do some Editing work when I paid for RM5 two-hour at the PC butt I used up only 71 minutes and the cashier REFUSED/rubbished my request, so politely forwarded I almost bowed three times ala-Jepun airlines hostess stylo!, for partial re-funD. So I advanced from the nearby ATM to have my bestA h=tehtarik in Subang Jaya where I
hang out lots nowadays in the line of duty, and to "top" my three-lkayered roti with peanut butter wit' another layer of "kaya". SE7EN layers is my ultimate heavenly joyyyyyyy, o' boyyyyyyy!

Golf: Tiger linked to 10 women as questions mount over crash

08-12-09 08:46 AM

NEW YORK, December 8, 2009 (AFP) – Tiger Woods is now on the inward nine when it comes to women claiming to have had affairs with the golf superstar in the wake of his apology for "personal sins" and "transgressions" that hurt his family.

News reports pushed the total to 10 women linking themselves to Woods in the wake of his one-car crash, which took yet another turn Monday with a new report that Woods had been drinking before the accident and was taking medications.

The Orlando Sentinel reported that a failed police request for a subpoena to obtain Woods’s hospital blood test results says a witness, thought to be Elin Woods, told police Woods had been drinking and was taking Ambien and Vicodin.

The document says the person who pulled Woods from his vehicle — his wife Elin according to earlier her earlier statements to police — also said Woods had been drinking before the crash, opening the door to possible impairment.

Woods hit a hydrant and a tree in the early morning hours of November 27 and was taken to a hospital. The accident came two days after a tabloid reported Woods had been having an affair with New York club hostess Rachel Uchitel.

Police had wanted Woods’s medical information to check the possibility he was "driving under the influence with property damage," the request said.

"A witness stated that the driver had consumed alcohol earlier in the day and the same witness removed the driver from the vehicle after the collision. Also, the same witness stated that the driver was prescribed medication (Ambien and Vicatin) (sic). Impairment of the driver is also suspected."

Police were denied a subpoena for medical records and in the end police only cited Woods for reckless driving before closing the case that touched off a gossip firestorm.

Web site Radaronline reported that Elin has moved out of the US$2.6 million mansion she shared with the 14-time major golf champion and is living in a nearby house. Woods owns another home near his main residence.

An earlier police report revealed that two iron clubs were found at the scene, likely the ones said to have shattered the rear windows of Woods’s vehicle, and 235 dollars was found in the vehicle.

A poll by CNN and USA Today reported that approval ratings for Woods have plunged since June in the wake of his admission of mistakes, which came after an audiotape purportedly of Woods linked him to an alleged mistress.

Already there was talk of Woods facing the "Twelve Days of Mistress" during the holiday season.

Jokes about Woods swinging more than his clubs have followed as near-daily claims of intimate relationships with the 14-time major champion reached 10, Fox News reported, including a former porn star, Holly Sampson.

The New York Daily News reported that a new name on the growing list is Cori Rist, a 31-year-old divorced mother who says she met Woods at a New York club.

Woods, who turns 34 on December 30, was first linked to Uchitel, who has denied the affair despite a TMZ report that a friend of Woods arranged her flight to Australia and hotel room when Woods was there for a tournament.

Cocktail waitress Jamiee Grubbs, 24, played a Woods voicemail to support her claims of a 31-month relationship with Woods.

Also on the Fox list were Sampson, 36; Kalika Moquin, 27, a Las Vegas club manager; model Jamie Jungers, 26; Mindy Lawton, a 33-year-old waitress from Orlando; and three unidentified women, two from British reports and another waitress from Orlando.

US talk show host Oprah Winfrey is seeking an interview with Woods but show spokesman Don Halcombe told USA Today she has not personally called him to try and land what would be a dramatic conversation.

The only comments by Woods since the crash have come in statements released on his website.

A police report said the officer who responded to the emergency call when Woods had his accident saw two iron clubs were seen on the ground near a golf cart at the scene of the crash.

The officer, whose name who not revealed in the report, saw Woods lying with bloodied lips on a road with his head on a pillow and covered by a blanket, at one point stopping him as he tried to rise.

Woods denied speculation that a domestic dispute prompted him to climb into the vehicle, saying Elin acted with courage and support after the accident.

While apologizing in a statement, Woods did not give details on what wrongdoing he had actually committed, leaving open the chance for speculation that has fueled the tawdry reports and claims of affairs that have followed. — AFP





Golf: Tiger linked to 10 women as questions mount over crash

08-12-09 08:46 AM

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NEW YORK, December 8, 2009 (AFP) – Tiger Woods is now on the inward nine when it comes to women claiming to have had affairs with the golf superstar in the wake of his apology for "personal sins" and "transgressions" that hurt his family.

News reports pushed the total to 10 women linking themselves to Woods in the wake of his one-car crash, which took yet another turn Monday with a new report that Woods had been drinking before the accident and was taking medications.

The Orlando Sentinel reported that a failed police request for a subpoena to obtain Woods’s hospital blood test results says a witness, thought to be Elin Woods, told police Woods had been drinking and was taking Ambien and Vicodin.

The document says the person who pulled Woods from his vehicle — his wife Elin according to earlier her earlier statements to police — also said Woods had been drinking before the crash, opening the door to possible impairment.

Woods hit a hydrant and a tree in the early morning hours of November 27 and was taken to a hospital. The accident came two days after a tabloid reported Woods had been having an affair with New York club hostess Rachel Uchitel.

Police had wanted Woods’s medical information to check the possibility he was "driving under the influence with property damage," the request said.

"A witness stated that the driver had consumed alcohol earlier in the day and the same witness removed the driver from the vehicle after the collision. Also, the same witness stated that the driver was prescribed medication (Ambien and Vicatin) (sic). Impairment of the driver is also suspected."

Police were denied a subpoena for medical records and in the end police only cited Woods for reckless driving before closing the case that touched off a gossip firestorm.

Web site Radaronline reported that Elin has moved out of the US$2.6 million mansion she shared with the 14-time major golf champion and is living in a nearby house. Woods owns another home near his main residence.

An earlier police report revealed that two iron clubs were found at the scene, likely the ones said to have shattered the rear windows of Woods’s vehicle, and 235 dollars was found in the vehicle.

A poll by CNN and USA Today reported that approval ratings for Woods have plunged since June in the wake of his admission of mistakes, which came after an audiotape purportedly of Woods linked him to an alleged mistress.

Already there was talk of Woods facing the "Twelve Days of Mistress" during the holiday season.

Jokes about Woods swinging more than his clubs have followed as near-daily claims of intimate relationships with the 14-time major champion reached 10, Fox News reported, including a former porn star, Holly Sampson.

The New York Daily News reported that a new name on the growing list is Cori Rist, a 31-year-old divorced mother who says she met Woods at a New York club.

Woods, who turns 34 on December 30, was first linked to Uchitel, who has denied the affair despite a TMZ report that a friend of Woods arranged her flight to Australia and hotel room when Woods was there for a tournament.

Cocktail waitress Jamiee Grubbs, 24, played a Woods voicemail to support her claims of a 31-month relationship with Woods.

Also on the Fox list were Sampson, 36; Kalika Moquin, 27, a Las Vegas club manager; model Jamie Jungers, 26; Mindy Lawton, a 33-year-old waitress from Orlando; and three unidentified women, two from British reports and another waitress from Orlando.

US talk show host Oprah Winfrey is seeking an interview with Woods but show spokesman Don Halcombe told USA Today she has not personally called him to try and land what would be a dramatic conversation.

The only comments by Woods since the crash have come in statements released on his website.

A police report said the officer who responded to the emergency call when Woods had his accident saw two iron clubs were seen on the ground near a golf cart at the scene of the crash.

The officer, whose name who not revealed in the report, saw Woods lying with bloodied lips on a road with his head on a pillow and covered by a blanket, at one point stopping him as he tried to rise.

Woods denied speculation that a domestic dispute prompted him to climb into the vehicle, saying Elin acted with courage and support after the accident.

While apologizing in a statement, Woods did not give details on what wrongdoing he had actually committed, leaving open the chance for speculation that has fueled the tawdry reports and claims of affairs that have followed. — AFP

DESIDERATA: being in a generous mood, I serve ye an AFTERthot:

Sunday, July 12, 2009
Entry #84

Wine Sublime, Truth Divine
by YL Chong


CONFESSION1:

Naomi: Father, it's not good. The last time I did it with you, I felt guilty. Now I feel bad coming back ...

Pastor Parissh: Now, now, my child. That's perfectly normal. Eve after succumbing to temptation, she first felt shame. Adam too, but soon they began to enjoy the excitement of discovery. After all, we are all human...

Naomi: But I wronged my boyfriend...

Parissh: Let me fill you in. Garrett sleeps around too. He does it with the boys too...it gives him a different high.

Naomi: Father, you mean Garrett's has been confessing too?

Parissh: Oh yes!

Naomi: Oh, I see! No wonder he says he's not free on Friday nights...playing poker.

Parissh: You don't join him at the pub?

Naomi: No, I hate the taste of beer! But I enjoy our Communion wine. And last week, it was so ecstatic!

Parissh: Oh yes, we finished one whole bottle.

Naomi: The "blesssed" liquid, you said. Christ's sacrifice. Our bonding--'twas so divine!


CONFESSION2:

Garrett: Father, I feel so ashamed. I think I'm paying a price for my wandering ways.

Parissh: I worry for you, my son. It's been twelve months ...

Garrett: Father, My playing around...it has finally caught up with me...

(A pause)

I went for my annual medical last week--you know, Company's policy--and the results just came back...

(Another pause)

I have contracted AIDS. And I've been having such great sex with Naomi! Poor Naomi, she...

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