On the job, this is a wakeup tale. Especially if you work at a place where you are required to wear a uniform with a badge that says: No to corruption. Of the mind.
"HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
ON HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE...
and get instant (okay almost) gratification! But it's no organism -- this comment is not part of the story, just my Intro!
Here is the Body:
George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! -- by Jacq Ho-ho-ho and a botol of rum! )
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no".
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them."
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
CONCLUSION: Desi's steal sleeping on his job of writHing, so there/dare ye ask!
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AND NOW SOMETHING SERIOUS FOR READING AT THE BF TABLE!
From malaysia-today.net, our royal blogger has a good take on the Kuala Terengganu by-election, and VOTERS dare must take heed! To see the pictures, please surf to this LINK:)
http://mt.m2day.org/2008/content/view/16728/84/
The hearts and minds of the voters
Posted by admin
Thursday, 08 January 2009 12:59
Don’t think the Kuala Terengganu Chinese do not know that the move to block the conversion of TOL land to freehold in Perak is mainly because the Chinese -- who will end up owning this land – will become richer by RM1.5 billion, overnight.
NO HOLDS BARRED
By Raja Petra Kamarudin
The Chinese in Terengganu have a love-hate relationship with PAS. Okay, maybe it’s not quite a love-hate relationship as such. But it would certainly qualify as a love-not love relationship. To sum up what one local-born Chinese said: we love PAS Kelantan and wish PAS Terengganu would be just like them.
Well, PAS Kelantan is PAS Kelantan and PAS Terengganu is PAS Terengganu. And for that matter PAS Kedah, PAS Perak and PAS Selangor are separate entities in their own right as well. Many people make the mistake of looking at PAS as one party. However, as I have said before, PAS is actually not one party but a collection of many PASess, each state being independent of each other and of the centre as well.
The message PAS needs to send to the Chinese voters in Kuala Terengganu is that they are not being asked to choose a new government or to change the government. They are just being asked to elect a new Member of Parliament for Kuala Terengganu -- which is a vacant seat anyway, so no one is being replaced or changed. Therefore, there is not going to be any change of government either at state or federal level.
The issue of Hudud is not really that serious an issue except to those weak in arithmetic. These weaklings do not appear to understand, or pretend to not understand, that Malaysia has 222 Parliament constituencies and two-thirds of 222 is 148. This means PAS will need to win 148 Parliament seats to form the federal government with a two-thirds majority and with the required majority to amend the Federal Constitution of Malaysia.
This has been explained so many times in the past. And it has also been explained that PAS contests only 60 seats, far short of the 148, and they win less than half the seats they contest. In 1999 they won 27 seats. In 2004 they won 9. And in 2008 they won 23. How in heaven’s name can PAS amend the Constitution when this is all it can win?
I have said this before, many times, and I will say it again. PAS can never in 100 years win more than 35 Parliament seats, never mind how many seats they contest. They can contest all 222 Parliament seats and they will still win, at best, 35 seats. Most likely, though, PAS will win less than 30 seats.
Now, some are arguing that PAS can always team up with Umno to get their two-thirds majority. Aiyah, Umno has only 78 seats in Parliament. Combined with PAS it would be only 101 seats. Did I not say they need 148 seats to have a two-thirds majority? Even then you are assuming that the 13 Umno Parliamentarians in Sabah will follow the 65 in Peninsular Malaysia. I dare take on any bet that if Umno decides to merge with PAS to turn Malaysia into an Islamic State, at least 10 of the Umno Sabah Parliamentarians will jump ship.
Sigh……it is most tiring having to keep repeating this same issue and present the arithmetic for all to see. Yet, many still repeat the same questions in spite of this repeated explanation and even with the arithmetic glaring you in the face. I am sure many readers are as tired of reading this explanation as I am of repeating it to those thick heads who still don’t get it.
On the positive side though, many Chinese have said they find PAS a better government in some respects compared to Umno. They took me to their building built on a piece of land that the PAS government gave them. Under Umno the Chinese were not able to get any land.
The Kuala Terengganu Chinese are also aware that the Perak government is trying to convert at least 150,000 pieces of land from TOL to freehold but the federal government is blocking the move. The reason the federal government is blocking the effort by the Perak government is simple: the beneficiaries are mostly all Chinese.
Don’t think the Kuala Terengganu Chinese do not know that the move to block the conversion of TOL land to freehold in Perak is mainly because the Chinese -- who will end up owning this land -- will become richer by RM1.5 billion, overnight. In fact, the Kuala Terengganu Chinese too are facing the same problem. They have been residing in Terengganu for more than 200 years and yet they can’t get land and the only land they own is TOL.
Now, even that is going to be taken away from them. After the Kuala Terengganu by-election on 17 January 2009, the state government is going to acquire quite a bit of Chinese land for development and beautification purposes. The state government is not making too much noise about the matter but the Chinese already know about the plan. Even their temple that goes back centuries is not going to be spared.
Yes, the Chinese are most unhappy and would like to see Umno given a kick in the teeth. However, in the same breath, they do not want to ‘rock the boat’. How can they have it both ways? You can’t fry the egg unless you break the shell. And more than mere shells need to be broken if you want to send Umno a message. And we hope to see this message delivered on 17 January 2009.
That is all for now from Ground Zero in Kuala Terengganu. The rest of my report will be in pictorial form.
1. Police on the right. Notice the roadblock in the distance.
2. And police on the left. Kuala Terengganu is beginning to look like a war zone.
3. The black Chinese New Year banner from MCA and Barisan Nasional has upset the traditionalist Chinese who associate black with death and red with good fortune.
4. The solitary MIC operations centre in Kuala Terengganu that is yet to open its doors since Nomination Day.
5. The Terengganu Monsoon Cup costs RM300 million a year and has swallowed an estimated RM1 billion thus far. But what the Kuala Terengganu folks really need are monsoon drains that have eluded them for 52 years since Merdeka and which would have cost far less than RM1 billion.
6. The ‘road’ leading to the houses smack in the middle of Kuala Terengganu and within the vibrant business district of Ladang.
7. The rubbish dumps beside the houses.
8. A typical Terengganu home. You would have great difficulty comprehending that these are homes of the so-called beneficiaries of the New Economic Policy that favour the Malays and discriminate against the Chinese. These Malays are poorer than the discriminated Chinese.
9. Another sample of a Malay house in Kuala Terengganu, the capital of the second richest state in Malaysia.
10. You have seen the 'rubbish collection system' in photo 7 above-- now get a load of their ''water supply system'.
11. This house belongs to a ‘richer’ Malay.
12. And this is where they all finally end up when death comes take them away from their life of despair. They end up in the graves surrounding their houses. Some houses are built on top of the graves but most are within a stone's throw. The dead never really leave. They just move next door.
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