Sexy Saga -- Doing IT on screen with gf, so WHY fake it?

Desi's gen was not allowed to read DH Lawrence's Lady Chatterley's Lover -- and my knotty friend DavidY sneaked previews for his circle of friends. including 13-year-old Desi, about Playmate of the Month. No, we couldn't afford that RM15 a kopi, but DavidY was from another realm. I shared with him an artistic streak -- BUT (he and I) would have been banished into the Sahara Desert had we been ever gone nigh Robby boy oh me or mine, what a luxury, to be paid handsomely for doing what cometh naturally at the dawn of youth. :) Too bad DavidY moved to the US some four --(4 is pronounced sei in Cantonese! which means DIE-LAH, whether easy or hard!:) OR :( -- decades too late.

From sun2surf.com -- C NO touch K!:(

Robert Pattinson embarrassed about faking orgasm

Posted on 30 November 2011 - 03:44am

ROBERT Pattinson (pix) says faking an orgasm for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 was "embarrassing".

The hunky actor filmed a sex scene with real-life girlfriend Kristen Stewart for the vampire movie, and although he was happy with the result, he admitted having the entire crew watch as they shot the sequence wasn't a pleasant experience.

He told Espectacular TV: "We were staring into the camera doing orgasm faces and stuff and it becomes unbelievably embarrassing. But I think it ended up good at the end I think."

Robert has previously revealed he wanted more "thrusting" in the sex scene.

He explained: "It wasn't me, it was Kristen. I'm still doing the same thing, the general movement. Normally you have problems with ratings like nudity, but this was literally about the movement. Thrusting! They kept telling me not to move.

"They wanted to have a leash so you couldn't thrust past a certain point. Just the tip or something! That doesn't mean anything; it's just a figure of speech. I mean, they want to see thrusting, not probing." – Bang Media