So he should sleep in the Farmer's bed
After He's dethroned
"My family and children also work very heart
We are the bricks and stones of this farm
We give of our body, spirit and soul
We are prepared to work even if it breaks our legs and an arm."
So Mrs Napoleon, littlest Snowball
and all the pandi who can walk on too legs
Can dress in Mrs Farmer's finest finery
And every day is a ball
No need to wait till Hari Raya Deepavali
or Chinoserie New Year, no waiting at all
So Animal Farm is all properous and fine
Lucky Malaysians living in harmony in AFM
all subserviently deserving
and masochistically divine
As long as de Cowws doggedly plough the paddy field
And de Goatees fill up the milk bottles daily/dairy/killing field
And the mute Dungus/donkeys fertilise the land
And all the durian, rambutan and mangga trees get pregnant
So also the hens, cocks geese and nieces too
and deliver eggs to make Cakes at Mrs Napoleon's simple command
Now wise Malaysians you as Director assign the roles
For the PrimMinister and his First Laidy
DeputyPimpMinister doing the FirstLaidy's every beg and call
Isn't it wonderfool, we have worked blood sweat and tears
To make BullehLand for you to give thy best
And We the masters and our misstresses on their mattresses
Take it all, with each typo, wart, swat and misstake in awe
IF any citizen complains because of the floods in Thighland
they get not enuf rice
FirstLaidy will invite ye to her Palaze
in Putridjaya
"Cum, help thyselves to the Hotel Permata pudding and pie
And the Rosy Cake the bestA of them all!"
DESIDERATA: The knotty ditty above was inspired lust night after some backtracking the Animal trail and I found the following Sharizat's GEM:)++++below: Desi fullOFerotica also works very de hard, but damn it, I don't even get a RM20,000 coffer to pilfer from. Maybe I will switch royalty to work for the nu'e Farmer's wife -- she is so vely plosperlous, especially equatorially! No wunder Zunar mGf says de First Laidy could alone make the Mindeaft Subnarine go under water when all the best hands on the naval dog/deck could not!:( OR :), your democratic pick!
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But Shahrizat denied all the various accusations, saying her family “don’t deserve the things said by the Opposition because they work very hard.”
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Shahrizat blames Zuraida for NFC: I'm ashamed there is such a M'sian woman
Written by Melissa Lee, Malaysia Chronicle
Umno Women's chief Shahrizat Jalil defended her family over the RM250 million National Feedlot Centre debacle, reserving her venom for her counterpart in Parti Keadilan Rakyat, Zuraida Kamaruddin who is also the Ampang MP.
“I am ashamed that there is a Malaysian woman like the Wanita PKR chief. This is a political agenda by the Opposition to weaken Wanita Umno. But we are not that easily destroyed," Shahrizat told reporters on Wednesday.
Her sarcasm did not go down well with PKR leaders, who shot right back.
"Why must she be so sexist and go for Zuraida's throat? Is Zuraida the only PKR leader who spoke up about NFC? What about Rafizi (Ramli, the startegy direcor). "Don't tell she is afraid to criticize men," PKR vice president Tian Chua told Malaysia Chronicle.
Where are the details?
Pundits also pointed out that Shahrizat had failed to give a proper and full accounting of the allegations raised against her, merely denying wrong-doing which they said was insufficient.
On Tuesday, PKR had revealed documentary evidence showing that the government had fully disbursed a RM250 million soft loan to NFC, a national project to raise beef production in the country.
Pointing to their evidence of mismanagement, they accused Prime Minister Najib Razak and Agriculture Minister Noh Omar of trying to cover up Umno's well-known practice of awarding contract to families and friends.
The NFC was given to a firm controlled by Shahrizat's husband, Mohamad Salleh Ismail, and children, Izran and Izmir. PKR leaders accused them of having siphoned out more than RM84 million to family-controlled firms.
"For the financial year ended December 31, 2009... NLMC owed NFC as much as RM81,222,448.93 even though NLMC’s job is only to market meat,” Rafizi had told reporters at the Parliament lobby on Tuesday.
“This raises questions as to whether the RM250 million loan meant specifically for the development of the feedlot centre was siphoned off to other companies owned by Datuk Seri Shahrizat Jalil’s family."
"Coincidence"
The NLMC and RFC are firms that are majority owned by Shahrizat's family.
The Auditor-General’s Report released last month had also criticized the NFC project, pointing out that it was now “in a mess”. The report also said production in 2010 was only 3,289 head of cattle or 41.1 per cent of the target set.
But Shahrizat denied all the various accusations, saying her family “don’t deserve the things said by the Opposition because they work very hard.”
“The minister has answered at length and clearly. I am happy that the ministry will continue to monitor the success of this project,” said Shahrizat.
She was referring to Agriculture mnister Noh Omar, who had declared the NFC project a success and had met its targets “as the total number of cattle brought into the farm was 8,016 between 2008 and 2010.” This despite his comments directly contradicting the Auditor-General's.
Noh also refuted allegations of favoritism and cronysim, saying that it was merely a "coincidence" that Shahrizat's family landed the project, which did not go through an open public tender process.
Malaysia Chronicle
PS: This announcement just came in from AFM @1241PM:
""Every yer we will award to the best working CANDO farmhand here
the luxury to share with us the RM10million
CONDO we just invested in
So don't say we are knot caring!"
PPS: UPDATEd @1.24PM -- see how esteemed you are in my number wan piggy eyes! -- from George Orwell,s Animal Farm:
Chapter 10
- Somehow it seemed as though the farm had grown richer without making the animals themselves any richer — except, of course, for the pigs and the dogs.
- Four legs good, two legs better!
- ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL
BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS. - The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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