Absolute power corrupts absolutely...

Malaysia is heading towards the brink
We have seen power corrupt
On a higher and baser level with each passing year

Police chief, party thief
Ministerial cows and pigs
Feeding off the public offer

And corporate chiefs and thieves2
Working in cahoots with miniSTERS/monSTERS
Dressed in designer wear
See, no tear
Flassssshing Oxford masters or PhD
You common people, you can't touch me

I am the PM's SIL
So everything is within our laws
"We work very hard, you know
We have to use bank loans to enable us to do biz, you know
A few million won't do, you kNow
We speak of a few hundred mil
And you common folks, and Opposition2, don't question us
We are INVESTING in this beloved country
We create jobs for everyone, starting off with our children
hey work very hard and so deserving of RM10,000
Because we are doing National Service to make sure we breed enough cows
living in RM6.9mil CONDO, because we CAN DO!
Of course,
God commands that we help ourselves!"



So dear Malaysians
We must remain silent
As the politician, bizmen and editors
Work the very hardest
So they actually deserve the absolute power in their holy hands
So they assure us, trust them:
"We do not corrupt easily,
We do so only absolutely!"

PS: One of my Bumi friends said this NFC chief was no more a scientist that any Tom, Dick and Harry to claim cow rearing expertise -- or any Ahmad, Chong or Samy. How difficult is it to import cows FROM DOWN UNDER, feed them for a few moths to put on some 30kg maybe, then raise the price GO UP skyhigh to five- or 10-fold?

Yes, we can make the cows command premium prices by having them share our beds in the CONDO and we also feed them the left over red wine to produce super-premium beef.

BYW, jest share some Insider Info with you -- don't whisper to anywan OK! -- I also can buy a unit of CONDO priced original at RM5mil and jack it up to RM7mil, and me and the broker will share the premium of RM2mil between us. Yes, we ask for RM20,000 rebate what! It's s teal of a bargain, NO?

And so young MacDonalds, sons of the Chair, went back to the farm and sang:

"Wit' a quack-quack hear
And a crack-crack dare!
Ye Aye Yee I-I-I oh
I told you donkeys so!"