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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Serembanites at the Pasar Round Table in animated discussion on the RM500 thingy...

Desi gathers with a regular group of Furongknights at a round table at Pasar Besar everyday except Tuesday to tokkok, mainly political, sexual like Dr Chua Soiled Leg and his abencha/misadventure/missADmissION on primetime TV and own-party-produced-sex-video.

Except for one or two, this motley group would criticise the BN government till the cows rode into high noon, and the one or two MCA dissenters would have downed five cuppa kopi-o in uneasy silence, save one bold activist from my olde Rasah New Village neighbourhood bold enough to have countered with some valid points because some oppositionists also talked cock-lah! I always admit that there are also some members in PKR who play both sides of the game. So Trojan horses prance around not just in BN circus, some also in PR circle too.

This morning the animated powwow centred around the RM500 handout from the BN-led government; secondary monetyy handout by MCA for elders amounting to a generous RM100, but this is knot of interest to Desi.

I wanna send a message to all the Ah Sohs and Ah Sukss who still buy the BN-UMNO story that this RM500 angpow shows the Government cares for them, especially those with schoolgoing kids, so the January payment would help them in school paraphernalia purchases plus one more Kentucky fried chicken wing instead on solitary wan on Sundays.

I normally get a good hearing from the round table because firstly, my background was media-related, speak English badder than one ex-Selangor MB wan!I also wear a white crown and in faint resemblance, look like greatest mind on earth and hereafter Albert Einstein from the right angle, of 91 degrees.

I put on record the salient points in Q and A form:

Q1. What's that RM500 intended to do?
A1: To buy you simpleton votes cometh GE13. That's why the forms are also handed out at MCA and UMNO offices and BN asemblymen's service centres.

Q2: Do you know how much the UMNO and MCA and MIC cohorts steal from the nation's coffers?
A2: I tell them that the RM500 comes from mainly taxes collected from honest working Malaysians and corporate taxes. BUT this RM500 is just so much kacang poutih for these BN wakil rakyat and their cronies.

I cited with authority TWO examples:
(a) Minister Sharizat Jalil and family robbed us -- THE RAKYAT -- of RM250million given as a govenment soft loan. And the three children reportedly getting RM10k every month as salary --all three are in their 20s! -- hey, divided by RM500 it is 20TIMES paid to damed every month and you are given just one-off payment! What do you earning less than RM3k p.m. live on after that RM500 is spent in one week?

Roti canai, chap fun, nasi goreng every other day and noodles in between.

But Sharizat Jalil and her predecessor AP queen Rafeedah Awequeeze will be at the five-star hotel. Their chief iconic idol Thirst Lady Rosmah Mansur will say she's tightening the belt just eating cakes at Hilton and other Permata joints because the common folks have taken away all the rice.

(b) Dr Chua's predecessor by a decade Dr Ling Liong Sick -- how come all these medical docs don't use their more than pigs' brain to render true national service? -- is labouring in court on corruption charges. More than a decade ago, he was so proud of sonny boy at age 27 becoming the youngest billionaire in Malaysia -- held up as a model youth to emulate by all the f***ing newspapers owned by MCA and cronies ...

Hey, the average graduate at 27 is still paying his first car on instalment, and here Daddy's fave son is boasting his hard work and talent earned him respect from the bakers who readily parted with RM1.2billion facilities so that Ling sonny could control four listed companies.

You wanna know what happened as a result of these bankers' folly? Many have to be bailed out when the stock market crashed and sonny Ling ran way to hide in Perth. Yes, "Eat, Drink and Be Merry" was his election motto when he came back after Daddy overcame the once-a-billionaire-on-paper in reality a pauper because Ling Junior's biznurse pardner named Joh Soh took the rap for the minister's son and who earned immunity for his stockmarketrockNroll abencha/missadventure, so what else is new? Don't you remember once mighty MCA prez Tan Koon Swan becoming a jailbird in SINland because the Little Dot government doesn't play MCA or UMNO game of money politics!?

Q3: So you think after receiving RM250 you owe the BN--UMNO/MCA/MIC your VOTE at the next General Elections?

A3: DON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN. Don't become a victim like those greedy vicrtims of Nigerian scams, parting with RM1million on promises of gaining more money or marriage to a handsome young man!

They makan millions and billions and give you back RM100 to RM250 and expect you to give them the Vote?

DON'T! -- "Just VOTE ABU!" cometh GE13.

If you have some pocket money, meet Desi-lah at Temiang CONer and buy me tehtarik will do-lah for gifting you such gOod advice. THrow in a tosai with bawang, wit' some rendang if you feel rich when there's RM100 in thy pockets, K! If you feel richer, we adjourn to ButTERfry Varrey sext door for some K ra la la OK, cun? ~~ YL, Desi, knottyaSsusal



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