LIGHTing Post -- Only for those BELOW 18!

From an old friend who thinks he is already over the hills .... His sharing below. : As Desi sees it, IF YOU ARE AGED ABOVE 18, and YOU DON'T KNOW IT O'LADY, YOU aRsEk for IT!    .                             Don't  laugh.... It  is all true! -------- Perks of reaching  50 or  being over 60 And heading  towards 70  or beyond! 1. Kidnappers  are not very interested  in you. 2. In  a hostage situation, you are likely to be  released first. 3. No  one expects you to run  -- anywhere. 4. People  call at 9 PM (or 9  A M) and  ask, 'Did  I wake you? 5. People  no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There  is nothing left to  learn the hard way. 7. Things  you buy now won't  wear out. 8. You  can eat supper  at 4 PM. 9... You  can live without sex but  not your glasses. 10. You  get into heated arguments about  pension plans. 11. You  no longer think of speed limits as  a challenge. 12. You  quit trying to hold your stomach in no  matter who  walks into the room. 13. You  sing along with  elevator music. 14. Your  eyes won't get much  worse. 15. Your  investment in health insurance is  finally beginning to pay  off. 16. Your  joints are more  accurate meteorologists than  the national weather service. 17. Your  secrets are safe with  your friends  because  they can't remember  them either. 18. Your  supply of brain cells is  finally   down  to  a  manageable size. 19. You  can't remember who  sent you this  list. And  you notice these are all in  big print for  your convenience. Forward  this to everyone you  can remember right  now!