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Monday, July 30, 2012

LIGHTing Post -- Only for those BELOW 18!





From an old friend who thinks he is already over the hills .... His sharing below. :
As Desi sees it, IF YOU ARE AGED ABOVE 18, and YOU DON'T KNOW IT O'LADY, YOU aRsEk for IT! 
 
 

 
                       
Don't  laugh.... It  is all true!
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Perks of reaching  50
or  being over 60
And heading  towards
 70  or beyond!

1.
 Kidnappers  are not very
interested  in you.

2.
 In  a hostage situation,
you are likely to be  released first.

3.
 No  one expects you to run  -- anywhere.

4.
 People  call at 9 PM (or 9  A M) and  ask,
'Did  I wake you?

5.
 People  no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6.
 There  is nothing left
to  learn the hard way.

7.
 Things  you buy now
won't  wear out.

8.
 You  can eat
supper  at 4 PM.

9...
 You  can live without sex
but  not your glasses.

10.
 You  get into heated arguments
about  pension plans.

11.
 You  no longer think of speed limits as  a challenge.

12.
 You  quit trying to hold
your stomach in no  matter
who  walks into the room.

13.
 You  sing along
with  elevator music.

14.
 Your  eyes won't get
much  worse.

15
.
Your  investment in health insurance
 is  finally beginning to pay  off.

16.
 Your  joints are more  accurate
meteorologists
than  the national weather service.

17.
 Your  secrets are safe with  your
friends
  because  they can't
remember  them either.

18.
 Your  supply of brain cells is  finally
 
down  to  a  manageable size.
19.
 You  can't remember
who  sent you this  list.


And  you notice these are all
 in  big print
for  your convenience.


Forward  this to everyone
 you  can remember
right  now!
 

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