From an old friend who thinks he is already over the hills .... His sharing below. :
As Desi sees it, IF YOU ARE AGED ABOVE 18, and YOU DON'T KNOW IT O'LADY, YOU aRsEk for IT!
Don't laugh....It is all true! -------- Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 And heading towards70 or beyond! 1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2.In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3.No one expects you to run --anywhere. 4.People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask, 'Did I wake you? 5.People no longer view you as ahypochondriac. 6.There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7.Things you buy now won't wear out. 8.You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9...You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10.You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11.You no longer think of speed limitsas a challenge. 12.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13.You sing along with elevator music. 14.Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insuranceis finally beginning to pay off. 16.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17.Your secrets are safe with your friendsbecause they can't remember them either. 18.Your supply of brain cells is finally
down toa manageable size. 19.You can't remember who sent you this list.
And you notice these are allin big print for your convenience.
Forward this to everyoneyou can remember right now!