Tales from home and a broad

Desi's been struck down by a strange virus recently -- no, it's not because I consumed copious amounts of fruit juice from Taiwan! OR took too many cuTEcumbers from Spain or/and Portugal. OR sprouts from home. OR from a broad.

You haven't heard that Malaysia is becoming more progrssive -- first the Datuk T stooges trio showed a select audience some blue film at a high class hote, got away with it. Not only that, the de facto Law Minister in the progressive UMNO regime under Najib Razak declared it was okay -- he said no offence had been committed. Tell me under which section of the Penal Code had these three Datuk gentlemen broken the law? In fact, they were motivated by love for Malaysia, fearing that NegaraKu - kuchiao, namewee, remember? -- would head down the slippery slope should Mr Opposition Leader take over Putrajaya..." were his rationalisation on behalf of the 3 stooges! Generous Nazri! (Did someone whisper Nazi?)

Later the Inspector-General of Police and his obedient deputy also challenged the press people who pressed them with the Q on every thinking Malaysian mind except the PDRM's -- wasn't it an offence to possess pornography material, distributing it, or showing you for public view under the Malaysian law?

The IGP gave an emphatic "NO" even after more than one month of investigations-- and that gave a blanket AP to some smartalecks -- methinks there are UMNO peeping toms left from the Malacca Sonnpers Squad -- you've forgotten? -- who posted uo the entire 21-22minute-long porno movie for the typical Malaysian living room entertainment.

Okay, that's the end of the talesfrom home.

Now you dare aRsEk about that broad?

Here-lah, you no read the Star's headlines yesterday -- when all of Desi's troubles seem'd here/hear to stay! --ah?You lazy BUM, BUMmer, here's Cut&Paste from Star Online:)

Sunday June 5, 2011

Obedient Wives Club to offer sex lessons

By ISABELLE LAI
isabellelai@thestar.com.my

RAWANG: Sex lessons to help wives “serve their husbands better than a first-class prostitute” will be among the classes provided by the Obedient Wives Club (OWC) to help promote harmonious marriages and counter social ills.